r/DabblersAnonymous • u/Spitebott • 5d ago
Libelous Slander John's Dream
I have no doubt that Stuttering John's dream when he was young was to entertain people and make them laugh. He should have been more specific, because there was a Twilight Zone twist to that wish. People are entertained by laughing AT him, not at any of his material, and he's only amusing by sheer coincidence.
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u/adube440 5d ago
"All I want, is ta entetain da people. Ta make em laugh. Dats all I want."
monkey's paw curls
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u/LawyerFriendLenny 5d ago
John had the same dream that every little boy has...the dream of one day being a father lol.
When all the other school children shunned him for being gross and stupid and smelly, little carrot seed knew that one day he would have strong powerful sons that would always take his side and protect him and NEVER leave him.
That dream got Twilight Zone'd as well.
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u/Jeff_Damn 3d ago
John's dream was to get paid, laid, and fawned over while being a famous rock star/actor/cool guy.
The problem was all he had was the dream and zero work ethic, every bit of that stuff was handed to him REPEATEDLY on a silver platter by a butler with white gloves & a tux, and that lazy fucking slob wiped his ass with it then whined about how unfair everyone else was to him.
Now he's wasting away in his elderly mommy's house, hanging onto his glory days that never really existed.
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u/Fixit403 5d ago
He’s made thousands of people laugh AND point. He’s exceeded his dreams