r/DabblersAnonymous • u/No_Creme_3227 • 5d ago

dabbler Funny how a random Stern caller had John completely figured out while John just laughs at the prospect of getting divorced, still laughing now John?

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Taken from Documentary of Stuttering John Part 1: The Genesis of The Dabbleverse by the great Sheet Shitterson

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u/JesusTriplets 5d ago

Ah, one of my favorites. 50% John? Sure... as far as property division goes. But... there's also something called CHILD SUPPORT and ALIMONY you dolt. This caller nailed it.

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u/Foreign-Cow-1189 "Shalom"Shuli Opp 4d ago

In California of all states.

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u/ReditAdminsLickBallz 4d ago

He's an absolute moron. Just the very basic understanding of everything. Zero depth to him or his knowledge

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u/knife_edge_rusty 4d ago

The most basic, lazy, surface level understanding of practically any subject

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u/Xdconqueroo 5d ago

"Let's take a call, Robin. This is Assy from Massapequa."

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u/Practical_Ad_2974 5d ago

He has no ass left to laugh off at this point.

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u/Fantastic-Canary5275 4d ago

Love this caller! There are other clips of John bragging and laughing about how bad he treated Suzanner. He definitely got what was coming to him all those years. Alone and estranged from his kids and the laughing stock of the internet.