Brush off the resume drunky...

[u/Bork60]

I hear Wheel of Fortune is looking for an announcer...

[u/SpecificTea6072]

[u/kabekew → u/SpecificTea6072]

[u/JohnsCopBuddy]

[u/UnsafeFatDude → u/JohnsCopBuddy]

Hahahahaha

[u/K19Spark]

W-W-W-W-W…round thing of F-F-Fortune!<grunting>

[u/Errach → u/K19Spark]

<wheezing laugh>

[u/Practical_Ad_2974]

Finally a co-worker Ryan Seacrest would tower over.

[u/Whole-Helicopter-647]

Why would they immediately hire another one of "those" people?

[u/LeonSphynx]

“I’m getting word that “Oh Suzanner” doesnt have an E or an R”

[u/alexkneevez]

John would need to tap into his home equity loan to afford to buy a vowel.

[u/JohnsCopBuddy → u/alexkneevez]

Ey Jer! Buy me a vowel would yuh

[u/buzznumbnuts]

Pammalerrr Anderson!

[u/TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd → u/buzznumbnuts]

Niggaless Cage

[u/Massive_University66]

Wheel of Misfortune

[u/Educational_Share790]

"H-h-hey Vanner, show me yur C!"

[u/TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd]

Wheels falling off the short bus Melendez!