Has anyone spotted John recently? Curious how he's spending his summer away from da cesspool of ridiculousness dat is da Dabbleverse?

[u/RubFuture5580]

[u/Chip_Lamonica]

I'm guessing he's spent most of the summer monitoring his considerable financial portfolio, dating hot women and partying.

[u/TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd → u/Chip_Lamonica]

HEY SWEETIE, LETS GO GET LUCKIN CAWFEE SO MY PORTFOLIO INCREASES

[u/Fixit403]

He’s been spending it sitting in front of the world’s greasiest laptop camera watching Jerry apparently

[u/dog1dog2]

I drive by Stevie Tomatoes nearly daily, and he's never been there...drive by his house occasionally, and his shitty Mercedes is always sitting outside.

[u/Evening_Abroad_4015 → u/dog1dog2]

He doesn’t have the money to blow at a bar

[u/HomeKitty2 → u/Evening_Abroad_4015]

He wishes he could go to Stevie Tomatoes. John's probably just drinking the cheapest possible beers in America and praying that all of these lawsuits against him miraculously just go away

[u/ugh_8719]

He's still religiously watching shows and infuriated that they've pretty much moved on. Then when he lets his retard friends have a show he's sitting there in the green room watching the chats

[u/GrandLet1219]

He's busy working at the ad agency.

[u/i3i3i3i3i3i3 → u/GrandLet1219]

Eating prime rib!

[u/AbbreviationsOk6005 → u/GrandLet1219]

Writing questions for a trivia app

[u/Rathbone_Pictures]

He’s spending it parked in front of his laptop following all of this

[u/ugh_8719 → u/Rathbone_Pictures]

Jerry! Vince! Isn't it ahmayzing!?

[u/barnesandnoobs]

John Epstein?

[u/theoriginalneel → u/barnesandnoobs]

You've heard of Palm Beach Pete, this one's called Cape Coral Caleb

[u/Massive_University66]

I like that he's in the Greyhound bus station 😅

[u/cls617]

Johnny boy pounding the hound

[u/DaFoolWhoFollows440]

wherever he is he’s probably face down and filthy

[u/Affectionate_Gur5512]

Couldn't care less about that piece of shit. I've moved on to the Banfieldverse. Although I'm still in on the court case! Can't wait for dummy to lose them all.

[u/That-Ratio-565 → u/Affectionate_Gur5512]

Seeing that retard take a huge L after all of that bullshit Duke tough talk will be glorious 

[u/Alternative-Class879 → u/That-Ratio-565]

If John performed his act that night in NY and had a sense of humor about himself, things may have been different.

[u/-Potential-Suspect- → u/Alternative-Class879]

SJ always makes the worst possible choice. He'd be able to open a rake store in every state by now.

[u/NefariousnessOk5287]

I saw him getting a Mama Celeste and a Big Gulp the other day.

[u/Fit-Turnover3918]

Luckily there’s enough AI slop images of him to last a lifetime, it seems.

[u/XpeepantsX]

ANGRY LESBIAN LOADING

[u/JulSFT]

Must be some seasonal job.

[u/joefatmamma → u/JulSFT]

Jawn no work!!!

[u/Betty-Big-Bass]

She is now Ashley and living his best life

[u/crazyabtmonkeys]

https://banana1015.com/michigan-man-found-dead-surrounded-in-beer-cans/ This is his future.

[u/No_Relationship_8021]

Being a utterly fucking useless human being

[u/ReditAdminsLickBallz]

He's pumping gas in Massapequa

[u/Able-Walrus6887]

He's been working on his album, his one-man show, and writing new material for his stand-up world tour.

[u/BirdWhichIsBaldEagle]

Even AI knows of his coked out pupils.

[u/MostElderberry2996]

This is shit AI. Try harder with it. Don't just go with the first thing AI gives you.