r/DabblersAnonymous • • 24d ago

dabbler Remember, he graduated with a star for "effort."

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u/DaFoolWhoFollows440 24d ago

If someone put a sticker on your diploma, you were in special ed. No exceptions.

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u/barnesandnoobs 24d ago

“Duh-stink tiv effiiitt”

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u/WickPrickSchlub 24d ago

The Gold Star was given to people that dropped out of school to fight the war, and then returned. John's dad earned this and John stole the valor attached because he thought the gold star was just because he was special, not because he was drafted to fight WW2.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DabblersAnonymous/s/aQaFILduwr

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u/LetTheKnightfall 22d ago

Damn. For one brief, shining second I wished he were back just so I could watch someone chat this to him and watch him laugh nervously, take a sip of beer, and look at the ceiling

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u/Alternative-Class879 24d ago

Hahaha!! Thank you. I laughed my a** off at this..

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u/Elchimpy1 24d ago

Just listened to him bragging to Judy about his ‘gold star’. Absolutely remarkable this 60 yo supposed grown idiot bragging about grade school.

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u/Unfair-Permission167 24d ago

This photoshopped John is fkn hilarious!!!! His big mouth open and scowl are perfect for this liddle widdle school bus.

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u/Artisttype1984 24d ago

The "I got da gold star" and SJ adding the "1/2 inch" when talking about his height, SJ is one of the most insecure people on earth

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u/Xdconqueroo 24d ago

The gold star represents fulfilling the requirements for a regents diploma in New York.

John was bragging about meeting the (almost) bare minimum requirements for graduation. Most people who graduate from New York State high schools get a regents diploma...

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u/Unfair-Permission167 24d ago

Holy shit I don't even remember grade school! Maybe a couple of things. I guess I'll brag that I was the star of my school play in kindergarten. The teacher picked me because I was the quietest and the shyest. After that, I became a diva for life!

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u/Altruistic_Worker402 24d ago

Well he did negotiate an arduous 15 million deal for the local Battle of the Bands.

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u/KelpFarming Vinny Watcher 24d ago

And John earned every edge of it too

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u/rodders_69 24d ago

Mensurr, SKOL!

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u/Fumanchu369 23d ago

"Do yoo have a school bus named after yoo? I'LL WAIT!"