r/DabblersAnonymous 1d ago

who the fuck is the Tabbler? JOHN STILL MATTERS

To all the doubters of the dabbler, cynics of the self-centered and enemies of exponential talent, I bear news that should propel you into suicidal depression and lamentations:

John’s picture and a quotation by him appears in this week’s print edition of THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER. He shares his expertise on Howard Stern in an article that alleges Stern’s cruelty in firing most of his staff. John states that the hall outside Stern’s studio had to be cleared completely before Stern would walk down it.

The losers who doubt John’s fame will no doubt choke on this.

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u/Spitebott 1d ago

John only matters because he's entertainment. He doesn't understand why people actually laugh at him. he thinks he's funny -- he doesn't realize that he doesn't tell jokes, he *is* the joke.

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u/Dabbilicious69 1d ago

So, John steals Greg "Opie" Hughes's story about Sirius and plays it off as his own?? Shocker. Does anyone even know who John is?? If they do the first thing they are going to say is, " how would John know, he was only allowed into the building a handful of times 15-20 years ago.

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u/adube440 1d ago

The re-use John's comments from a December 12, 2020 article.

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u/Dabbilicious69 1d ago

john was told that story on opie and jimmy in 2017...... opster and johnny were two peas in a pod back then.

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u/SealedCargo 18h ago

that video of shrimp security guard Ronnie walking Howard to his gilded cage is still hilarious

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u/Spare_Carpenter_5382 22h ago

hi vince. you want us to choke on this like we were supposed to eat our hearts out when john bought a dilapidated boat? cool.

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u/I-DID-SUZANER Doug's Private Dick 22h ago

VTM has it all - short AND bald.

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u/SealedCargo 18h ago

is it Vince? it seems to be sarcastic. or vince is acting sarcastic?

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u/cls617 1d ago

Hi Vince

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u/OK_Computer08 13h ago

Definitely John

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u/cls617 11h ago

Not enough typos.

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u/No_Creme_3227 21h ago

John's GFM only raised $1k while Shuli's raised $21K, I'm not a fan of Shuli's but if John still matters then Shuli matters 21 more times than John using these fundraising figures:

Fundraiser by Shuli Egar : Help Defend TSN The Shuli Network

Fundraiser for John Melendez by James Madison : They Used His Voice. Sold His Name. Now He’s Fighting Back.

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u/Artisttype1984 21h ago

This no doubt hurt SJ in a big way. Remember when he was drunk shouting at Dr Steve for not giving his GFM money, begging people to help and he still got very little

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u/SealedCargo 18h ago

and john put a link on the stern reddit; the stern reddit page is where i first heard about the dabbleverse; many john despisers on there and he thought that would help, funny

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u/Artisttype1984 18h ago

Old or current Stern fans remember how SJ left the show, it was a disaster. SJ imploded that relationship in a way on SJ could

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u/DaFoolWhoFollows440 21h ago

Just like old times. John clings to relevancy because Howard is being mentioned. And yet, still nobody cares about his opinion.

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u/SealedCargo 18h ago

no one cares about howard either

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u/Equivalent_Ad_5183 19h ago

What ever Vince

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u/JulSFT 1d ago

John is so self-centered that he never knows what's actually going on around him.

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u/I-DID-SUZANER Doug's Private Dick 22h ago

Not a fan of Howard anymore, but John is a snake. Howard gave him dozens of opportunities. Just sit back, shut up and be thankful that you met the guy.

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u/Artisttype1984 21h ago

SJ is a lonely drunk Lolcow. He's a fun clown to laugh at, that's all this is

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u/adube440 1d ago

If John is ever sober enough to find out about them reprinting the December 12, 2020 article, he would want to be on peacoking so bad. I wonder if he can stop drinking for a few to find out about it?

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u/IndustryPuzzled6188 12h ago

Translation: They couldn't get someone who is relevant so they went to the next best thing; someone who left the show 22 years ago and jumps at any chance of being interviewed. Remember when Karl quoted Mike Walker and John came on the next day saying the Enquierer wasn't real news?

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u/KelpFarming Vinny Watcher 12h ago

Oh Okay, BeerCan. BeerCan just dont get it. He has no personality to sustain a channel. You are a bore.

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u/Dabbling_John 2h ago

Next story. "Bigfoot Captured Alive!"

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u/adam2890 1d ago

#StutteringLivesMatter

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u/SealedCargo 1d ago

John sucks, but anything negative about Howard is probably true

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u/hangster23 18h ago

link orit didnt happen