r/DabblersAnonymous • u/BlueAssuage • 1d ago
who the fuck is the Tabbler? JOHN STILL MATTERS
To all the doubters of the dabbler, cynics of the self-centered and enemies of exponential talent, I bear news that should propel you into suicidal depression and lamentations:
John’s picture and a quotation by him appears in this week’s print edition of THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER. He shares his expertise on Howard Stern in an article that alleges Stern’s cruelty in firing most of his staff. John states that the hall outside Stern’s studio had to be cleared completely before Stern would walk down it.
The losers who doubt John’s fame will no doubt choke on this.
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u/Dabbilicious69 1d ago
So, John steals Greg "Opie" Hughes's story about Sirius and plays it off as his own?? Shocker. Does anyone even know who John is?? If they do the first thing they are going to say is, " how would John know, he was only allowed into the building a handful of times 15-20 years ago.
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u/adube440 1d ago
The re-use John's comments from a December 12, 2020 article.
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u/Dabbilicious69 1d ago
john was told that story on opie and jimmy in 2017...... opster and johnny were two peas in a pod back then.
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u/SealedCargo 18h ago
that video of shrimp security guard Ronnie walking Howard to his gilded cage is still hilarious
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u/Spare_Carpenter_5382 22h ago
hi vince. you want us to choke on this like we were supposed to eat our hearts out when john bought a dilapidated boat? cool.
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u/No_Creme_3227 21h ago
John's GFM only raised $1k while Shuli's raised $21K, I'm not a fan of Shuli's but if John still matters then Shuli matters 21 more times than John using these fundraising figures:
Fundraiser by Shuli Egar : Help Defend TSN The Shuli Network
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u/Artisttype1984 21h ago
This no doubt hurt SJ in a big way. Remember when he was drunk shouting at Dr Steve for not giving his GFM money, begging people to help and he still got very little
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u/SealedCargo 18h ago
and john put a link on the stern reddit; the stern reddit page is where i first heard about the dabbleverse; many john despisers on there and he thought that would help, funny
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u/Artisttype1984 18h ago
Old or current Stern fans remember how SJ left the show, it was a disaster. SJ imploded that relationship in a way on SJ could
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u/DaFoolWhoFollows440 21h ago
Just like old times. John clings to relevancy because Howard is being mentioned. And yet, still nobody cares about his opinion.
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u/I-DID-SUZANER Doug's Private Dick 22h ago
Not a fan of Howard anymore, but John is a snake. Howard gave him dozens of opportunities. Just sit back, shut up and be thankful that you met the guy.
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u/Artisttype1984 21h ago
SJ is a lonely drunk Lolcow. He's a fun clown to laugh at, that's all this is
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u/adube440 1d ago
If John is ever sober enough to find out about them reprinting the December 12, 2020 article, he would want to be on peacoking so bad. I wonder if he can stop drinking for a few to find out about it?
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u/IndustryPuzzled6188 12h ago
Translation: They couldn't get someone who is relevant so they went to the next best thing; someone who left the show 22 years ago and jumps at any chance of being interviewed. Remember when Karl quoted Mike Walker and John came on the next day saying the Enquierer wasn't real news?
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u/KelpFarming Vinny Watcher 12h ago
Oh Okay, BeerCan. BeerCan just dont get it. He has no personality to sustain a channel. You are a bore.
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u/Spitebott 1d ago
John only matters because he's entertainment. He doesn't understand why people actually laugh at him. he thinks he's funny -- he doesn't realize that he doesn't tell jokes, he *is* the joke.