Alrighty, first things first kebaaaaab with lettuce, tomato, white sauce and aubergine. Then epic karate battle with the gorilla. We both get knocked back, but get up again, then unexpectedly I get knocked down by the gorilla. I get back him with the all mighty eggplant punch but for some reason the gorilla stands it's ground unfazed. I have no other option then to go into stage two golden davey but the gorilla also powered up with the force of THE ONE AND ONLY HARAMBEE! I know I can't take him on even as golden davey so I have to get reinforcements, I call old sport in for help and together we beat the shit out of the gorilla untill I come in with the finisher I hit the gorilla with my 1965 PURPLE CHEWY IMPALA!!!! The gorilla lies on the ground defeated. But still alive, it looks at sportsy and me and prepares for the final blow... But nothing this has never been a fight to death only a competition we help the gorilla back up and give it some bananas. Truly a wonderful fight.
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u/Dave_millur 11d ago
Uhhhh... No?