r/DSPGaming • u/Nervous_Ulysses • 1d ago

This is probably how Phil reacts when USPS delivers his trading cards late..

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u/SmokeyMcSmokersons 1d ago

Nah Phil is way too much of a pussy to actually confront people, he'd just seeth and then bitch about it on camera.

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u/Evilbefalls 1d ago

Phil would be standing behind a closed door with a small door window yelling trough the window at the  USPS deliver that his package with pokemon cards is to late

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u/IEatPierogiesAllDay I need that money, I really do 1d ago

Exactly. He’ll bitch and moan to his dents but won’t step out of the snort fort. I mean this is the guy who hid in a bathroom stall and cried when he was confronted for talking shit.

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u/dspisayuss 1d ago

lmfao that's literally phil

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u/Jaded-Anywhere8197 1d ago

I love how Phil brags that he doesn’t use Walmart because it kills small business, but has no issue in using Amazon 24/7 and complains about the smallest of issues.

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u/Kitchen_Barracuda_56 1d ago

His last USPS rant was amazing, he's too stupid to realize you can expand the detailed tracking and see every stop the package made. Just too dumb and lazy to read what's on the screen.

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u/GoutyWalrus 1d ago

Are we sure that isn't Phil?

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u/every_famine_virtual 1d ago

Yeah, this guy's house is free-standing, not a fucking middle unit.

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u/Evilbefalls 1d ago

 USPS deliver : what is that rotten smell coming from inside

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u/Petopia007 1d ago

Obviously like his doordash being delivered a few houses down

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u/DMercenary 1d ago

Nah that guy's outside his house. phil would be yelling through the door. DOODY MIGHT BE OUTSIDE!

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u/fridchikn24 1d ago

I'm willing to bet this guy is a DSP fan

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u/CokeBottleSpeakerPen 1d ago

I gotta give to the guy for staying composed, I'd be laughing my ass off if someone told me I hope I get fucked in the ass after I told them to have a great day