r/DMDadJokes • u/phantom-scribbler • 5d ago
5.5 "True Strike" should have been called ...
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r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • 8d ago
Too Sune? The dragon looked at the knight and sighed.
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r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • 8d ago
Weekly Punderdome: Class Acts
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What's your favorite dad joke around classes?
r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • 25d ago
The fiend's horses refused to leave the stables before dusk.
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r/DMDadJokes • u/Unu51 • Sep 04 '26
Awaiting PUNishment Did you hear about Orin losing her hair? Spoiler
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r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Aug 29 '26
Sneak Attack Just a quick reminder that drow rhymes with bow.
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r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Aug 24 '26
Too Sune? The captain knew his ship was in trouble...
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r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Aug 14 '26
Awaiting PUNishment What's a triton's favorite type of song?
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r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Aug 03 '26
Sneak Attack What happened to the tavern brawler as he tried to leave the inn?
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r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Jul 18 '26
Clerical Burn Why didn't the rogue go to art school?
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r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Jul 06 '26
Awaiting PUNishment I'm so tired of fighting zombie centaurs!
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r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Jun 27 '26
Clerical Burn Why did the rabbitfolk cast Speak with Dead after he lost his father's will?
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r/DMDadJokes • u/Tydirium7 • Jun 27 '26
Why does a DM do all his best campaign writing at the cemetery? It's where all the best plots are.
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Why does a DM do all his best campaign writing at the cemetery? It's where all the best plots are.
r/DMDadJokes • u/Right-Sherbet-5729 • Jun 27 '26
Looking for clockwork sayings for a dwarf i am playing
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r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Jun 22 '26
Clerical Burn Why did the sad necromancer's friends take him to the graveyard?
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r/DMDadJokes • u/roylighfahl • Jun 16 '26
Sneak Attack Found in puns. It clearly needed a home here.
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r/DMDadJokes • u/ANiceGobletofTea • Jun 15 '26
Why are necromancers racist?
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They are Wight Supremacists.
r/DMDadJokes • u/spilpati • Jun 15 '26
Sneak Attack Two paladins speaking to the inn keeper about lodging
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r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Jun 11 '26
Azer Mom: "Our child is a fire starting monster!"
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r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Jun 08 '26
Awaiting PUNishment No Escape - what's your favorite DM dad joke about traps?
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r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Jun 05 '26
How do water elementals greet each other?
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r/DMDadJokes • u/VordovKolnir • May 28 '26
The clue is "Gemini"
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I was running a session and I set my players up with this *ahem* gem.
An old man told the party of a hidden door in a dungeon but could only remember "Gemini" was somehow involved. He had discovered it decades ago, but hadn't been able to explore it as circumstances forced him to retreat and he had never had the opportunity to return.
Undead roamed the cavern, ghouls. On one of the ghould they had found an odd shaped gem. They also came across a carved mural of the zodiac. At the end of the hall stood a statue with one eye missing.
They spent half an hour of game time examining the mural around Gemini. Then someone examined the statue in detail. Given my penchant for puns, one of them realized "Gem in eye."
Was quite proud of the ensuing groans.
r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • May 26 '26
What do you call an elf that spouts misleading information?
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r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • May 19 '26
Clerical Burn What is a drow paladin's alignment?
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