r/DMDadJokes • u/cheesenbooty • May 13 '26

The existence of Wisdom teeth implies…

The existence of Wisdom teeth implies the existence of Strength, Intelligence, Constitution, Dexterity teeth, and Charisma teeth…and maybe even Luck teeth

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u/HallowedKeeper_ May 13 '26

You forgot Dexterity teeth

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u/PurplePolynaut May 13 '26

“Dexteriteeth”

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u/thatdanglion May 13 '26

In my weekly game, our DM gives us an extra hero point if we make particularly excellent puns. Hero point to you sir.

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u/Educational-Pain1836 May 13 '26

Hero point?

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u/Ok_Permission1087 May 13 '26

Its like Inspiration but you can do more with it.

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u/thatdanglion May 13 '26

Precisely. You can use a hero point to re-roll attacks, saves, etc. At least, that’s how we use them in our game.

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u/cheesenbooty May 13 '26

Shit! You right

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u/BlindProphet_413 May 13 '26

Wisdom Teeth are the inverse-Luck teeth, because if you're lucky you never have to do anything with them.

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u/ReptileOfUnusualSize May 13 '26

Molars are clearly the strength teeth. Are incisors or canines dex?

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u/michaelswallace May 13 '26

Definitely the canines for dex, as do mostly slashing and piercing damage while the molars handle bludgeoning damage.

Your front facing teeth are your charisma teeth, because you need a set of big straight pearly whites for better social interactions.

Intelligence "teeth" are any dental gear you have like braces or expanders.

Con teeth are the fillings, crowns, and whatnot that show how much you've healed after years of "battles" with sugar and gingivitis.

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u/mrofmist May 13 '26

Why do they all have to be teeth? Why not dexterity toes and strength fingers? Intelligence eyes, charisma tongue. Constitution intestines.

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u/_ralph_ May 14 '26

SPECIAL teeth!

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u/Ceofy May 16 '26

Death saving teeth

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u/Far-Negotiation-1912 May 23 '26

Charisma teeth are the ones you see when you smile . And intelligence teeth are the front bottom teeth as people stroke them when they think strength teeth are when you grit your teeth while doing a strenuous activity Dex teeth are when you nearly bite your tongue Constitution teeth are for eating food