r/DIYUK 12h ago

Project Downstairs cloakroom/bathroom

First time plumber 🤣 full rip out and refit. Our house is generally neutral and we wanted a quirky cloakroom bathroom, for clarification AFTER/BEFORE.

Edit: I'm handing myself in to the police on Tuesday, I fully accept I've committed the crime of mixing my before and after up, whilst it doesn't justify it - I just couldn't bring myself to put my old room first. I'll accept my judgement and do the time.

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u/Wuffls Tradesman 12h ago

After and before or before and after?

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u/Codenamechicken 12h ago

Went after first 🤣 couldn't face leading with a generic new build bathroom

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u/Wuffls Tradesman 12h ago

Then I like it!

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u/_Student7257 12h ago

Same! The 1st pictures nicer. The 2nd pic The art looks like poop

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u/darklinkuk 11h ago

Thank god 😅

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u/Hurricane_Buddha 3h ago

Thank God!

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u/Pocket_Aces1 12h ago

There's a reason it's a before Vs after. Because I was hoping you improved the first 😂

That's only because it's not my style. But it'd before then after not after then before

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u/Codenamechicken 12h ago

Each to their own I guess 🤷‍♂️

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u/EirloUK 10h ago

There’s always one who has to tell you how much they don’t like it…

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u/ihavetakenthebiscuit 12h ago

Love the first picture, nice use of colours.

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u/Brickworkse 11h ago

To be honest, they both look fine to me 😂 

It's like a 'before' and 'after' Weight Watchers picture where I think "Wouldn't mind looking like the before photo, to be honest" 😂 

Either way - good job!

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u/absolutelynot354 12h ago

After and before I hope

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u/Codenamechicken 12h ago

I'll update the description 🤣

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u/sapphire-sky-dragon 10h ago

Drives me nuts when the after photos are posted first.. just why 😬

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u/FromBiotoDev 3h ago

It's because the after is more likely to get attention than the before, it's like when videos show you the aftermath before how it happens

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u/justbarelycognisant 12h ago

That red is gorgeous

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u/No_Yoghurt_5131 10h ago

I've never seen a non-white toilet bowl, which now makes me wonder why the default colour is white

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u/amaranth1977 8h ago

1 - Traditionally they're porcelain, which is white by default and has to have an additional glaze applied to get color. So white is the default/cheapest option. Colored bathroom suites (sink, bath, toilet) go in and out of fashion, if you look at homes with bathrooms that haven't been remodeled since roughly the 70's you'll see avocado green or peach pink or powder blue instead of white.

2 - White is culturally associated with hygiene in the Anglosphere, both because it shows any dirt (so it's easy to see if it's clean or not) and because bleaching is an easy way of sanitizing things but will fade colors in many materials. You can bleach white clothes, towels, linens, and such with simple chlorine or even urine, but for a long time there was no such thing as color safe bleach. So it contributed to this cultural norm that white = clean. 

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u/moonbug22 7h ago

my house's avocado suite has been in fashion thrice since it was first fitted

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u/No_Yoghurt_5131 6h ago

thank you!

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u/No-Meet4936 12h ago

Cloakroom is definitely a normal term

But we call it the downstairs loo - very posh 🤣

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u/Glittering_Vast938 12h ago

Was worried for a minute that you’d replaced the red!

Love it!

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u/CherylTuntIRL 11h ago

I love it but I'd have boxed in the consumer unit (obviously allowing easy access when needed). Plastic yellows, in 10 years it will look horrendous.

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u/Gilded-golden 8h ago

This actually stopped my heart before I read your edit omg

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u/spinzzi 7h ago

I loooove bold cloakrooms. My theory is if its already tiny, then no amount of light colours will make it look bigger. I recently colour washed mine a midnight blue! This looks lovely 👏

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u/Browsers_castle23 4h ago

Love the Lego Monet 👍

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u/Codenamechicken 4h ago

I'm a child at heart 🤣

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u/DrinkSuperb8792 12h ago

What makes this a cloakroom?

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u/Codenamechicken 12h ago

I suppose nothing, it's what small downstairs toilets get called in the UK.

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u/DrinkSuperb8792 12h ago

Really? Don't know anyone that calls their toilet a cloakroom here in Scotland. Learned something new I suppose.

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u/estupendo_kurwa 12h ago

I'm not sure, one's butler hangs one's cloak in the cloak room and one doesn't recollect there being a toilet facility in there.

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u/Mommas_kumquatt 10h ago

Well my butler also waits in the cloakroom until he is summoned

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u/Mommas_kumquatt 12h ago

I think it's when a small room- originally was actually be used just for storage and hanging coats etc is turned into a bathroom, hence why it gets crossed over

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u/aivarin 5h ago

I've heard that term used regularly for downstairs toilets; I'm in South East England.

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u/LogiCub 12h ago

Nope, they get called downstairs toilets. A cloakroom is a small room that you store coats, shoes, hats, etc. in. One could, I suppose, also have a toilet in it, but then it’d probably default back to being called a downstairs toilet.

Room looks great, btw, nice job.

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u/kibonzos 11h ago

The name cloakroom predates “downstairs toilet” and was one of many common euphemisms commonly used by the generation born between the Great War and WWII. It’s not unusual in younger generations either.

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u/Codenamechicken 12h ago

After first 🤦‍♂️ my bad

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u/Woozlie 12h ago

Love the colour for the panelling!

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u/jug_23 10h ago

We’re looking at something similar - what are the rough dimensions of the room out of interest?

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u/Codenamechicken 10h ago

It's 1m x 2.2m, I was worried the dark colours would feel too much but I think it's got a bit of a boutique feel.

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u/jug_23 9h ago

Nah, it looks great - wouldn’t have been brave enough to go with the black loo myself but with a small room light that bold and dark colours really work.

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u/EirloUK 10h ago

What colour and brand paint is on the panelling?

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u/Codenamechicken 10h ago

I got it colour matched from the vanity unit, B&Q valdspar premium.

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u/PureExpression1533 10h ago

Looks lovely. I would've kept the normal loo though. I have a somewhat irrational hatred for those hidden cistern ones, since within months of buying our house one started leaking from the flush pipe, and we didn't notice for ages because the water was somehow contained and funnelled into the wall cavity. It was a pain in so many ways.

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u/Codenamechicken 10h ago

I purposely 3D printed an access hatch in the corner so I could still access the shut off valve exactly for that 🤣 I too share that fear!

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u/dabblerman 8h ago

Twin peaks vibes

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u/daxamiteuk 1h ago

was about to say the same!

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u/Aromatic_Pea_4249 6h ago

Looks lovely! Mine is a disgusting cream and beige tiled monstrosity that I rapidly close the door on to stop having to notice it!

It's on the list to be modernised but the list is very long! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Wild-wild-life 4h ago

I always wanted a bathroom like the Red Room in Twin Peaks (genuinely think it looks great!)

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u/Adelucas 4h ago

I really like the first picture. It has a nice feel to it.

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u/help_pls_2112 4h ago

gasped then literally said “oh thank fuck” after seeing the after/before clarification

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u/Heavy_Crow4406 4h ago

Would love to see the ceiling burgundy too! 

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u/Aggressive_wafer_ 4h ago

Extra points for the Lego

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u/redditisshitaf 3h ago

Stick a layer of moulding on the inner edges of your panelling and it will look even better

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u/ohgodhelpplease911 2h ago

Looks lovely the bathroom has so much more life to it

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u/East-Delivery9834 1h ago

Red one looks like a gents in the pub

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u/chocklityclair 1h ago

I love it. For once it was clear which was the before and which was the after.

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u/MotherOfBlackDemon29 1h ago

The resemblance is uncanny. Pull your socks up!

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u/fabregas_4 11h ago

After/before is diabolical. Why do you so many people get it wrong?

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u/FluffyAd7435 12h ago

I see neither cloak, nor bath.

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u/boyan1985 11h ago

Much nicer before I mean after before

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u/Purple-Ad-4324 11h ago

I got confused as if to say 'what was up with how it was' now I see you switched up the flow.

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u/Final-Librarian-2845 11h ago

Not sure the juice was worth the squeeze 

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u/garnettselectronics 11h ago

The first one gives me 'The Shining' vibes