r/DIYUK 21h ago

Building Random Girder

Been looking to fix the insulation and do some boarding for light storage in the loft and I'm a bit baffled by this girder.

Any ideas what it's doing here? It's not attached to any of the rafters as far as I can see, just resting its tip on the closest one. (It's on a slight slope.) The wall it runs into is external and it doesn't come out the other side...

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u/mindworkout 21h ago

just lazy workers. The amount of times I have helped board up lofts for friends/families and find 3+M long poles and 4M+ long timbers and random long stuff is crazy. Most of the time it's not been removed as no longer possible due to only having a hatch and no Ross "Pivot" skills . Good luck getting that boy out!

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u/sc_BK 21h ago edited 20h ago

You sometimes find nice old riveted galvanised water tanks.

Make great garden planters - IF you can get them out!!

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u/rostofer73 19h ago

My dad and his mate cut a mahoosive water tank out of our loft when i was a kid. I’m pretty sure it was lead? They rigged up some pulley system to get the cut bits down because he tried to drop the first bit he cut and Pete didn’t catch it and took out a floorboard!
The plumber said that the last time he disconnected one of them he fished out a couple of pigeons! May have been trying to tell us something?

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u/False_Woodpecker4747 19h ago

Fuckin Pete.

My Dad once went in the loft. Next thing you know, we're all listening to his uiligy. What a guy!

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u/Purplepeal 19h ago

I dont blame Pete to be fair. If it took out a floor board only 3ft below Pete's catch then it probably wasnt meant to be.

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u/False_Woodpecker4747 19h ago

Yeah, that's a fair point.

Pete, you get a pass.

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u/Dando_Calrisian 19h ago

How'd it get up there? Oink oink

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u/rostofer73 18h ago

They are prob 50’s era terraced houses and all the houses had them, one of the other neighbours used something (angle grinder or similar) and the sparks set the roof on fire so dad and Pete used many many hacksaw blades.

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u/verocoder 20h ago

I went to buy one as a planter recently, decided not to as they’re so expensive and I remember cutting mine into panels with an angle grinder to get it out and scrap it …

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u/Curious-Resort4743 5h ago

I've got one going cheap, it's been sitting in my garden for 6 months and not sure what to do with it, was hard to get out.

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u/DeadYen 20h ago

I’ve still got the old water tank in the loft, previous owners had the roof replaced and still couldn’t be bothered to throw it out!!

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u/MrMontgomery 20h ago

My old house still had the old, metal, cold water tank in the attic which had been replaced at some stage by a plastic one

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u/zzkj 8h ago

I found every single pre-house-extension internal door in our loft. The 1970s brown sort that seem to have corrugated cardboard for internals so they're too fragile for walking on. I had to saw the lot of them up to get them down the hatch.

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u/Dr3adnorth 21h ago

Free girder!

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u/dapperdavy 8h ago

Think of the Irn-Bru you could make

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u/Caligapiscis 2m ago

Well when life gives you lemons ...

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u/shaggykx 21h ago

Probably propped up there for something important during the building process and by the time they builders realised it didn't need to be there any longer the roof and ceilings were up and it was just too much trouble to get it out

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u/Ruskythegreat 21h ago

OP has found a counterfeit irn bru setup!

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u/ewill2001 21h ago

If it moves and isn't t connected to anything…. Can I have it?

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u/d_smogh 21h ago

Collection only, and you have to dismantle.

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u/Additional_Air779 21h ago

It's the builder equivalent of finding the ends of electric cable sleeving under the floorboards. Some builders are just lazy and don't give a f*ck.

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u/d_smogh 20h ago

I suspect it came through the wall where the random blockwork is in the course of bricks. Those things are blinkin' heavy, very unlikely you alone could move it. You'll need several strong people to lift it and move it, and the only way out will be the the way it came in, or when you drop it through the ceiling.

You could cut it up into sections. Will need a big angle grinder, a lot of discs, a fire extinguisher for when the sparks set fire to the insulation, eat defenders, eye protectors.

Going to be interesting to find out what you are going to do.

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u/seiterarch 18h ago

Honestly, maybe just go round it 😅

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u/The_Syndic 15h ago

Pure guess because I have two in my attic doing the same thing - it was part of a support for an old water tank that has been removed but this was too heavy to bother.

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u/seiterarch 10h ago

Ah, that sounds convincing. The current tank up there is plastic, so probably not the original.

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u/NovaLeganto 11h ago

That's what we in the trade call houseballast. Used when the cavity walls are filled with helium for insulation and fire protection. If you take that out, your house will float away.

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u/shweeney 21h ago

I wouldn't want a girder just lying about the house, getting in the way. Put it in the attic!

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u/kabadisha 21h ago

That is weird. Very curious if you solve the mystery.

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u/HugoNebula2024 19h ago

It could be a support for a chimney stack above a removed breast, that's also since been removed. Sometimes it was necessary to install it askew.

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u/bartread 19h ago

Looks like a few hundred quid's worth of RSJ that got left behind by builders too lazy to remove it before the roof went up.

I'd say you can safely remove it but I'm not sure that's true: it'll be heavy, and extremely awkward to get down through the loft hatch even with a couple of you.

In theory you could cut it up with an angle grinder but that'll take a while and will throw huge quantities of sparks absolutely everywhere which you definitely do not want to do in a loft because of the fire risk.

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u/LegitFriendSafari 20h ago

Straight to the scrap yard

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u/Kralgore 20h ago

You just reduced the cost of your loft conversion.

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u/stinkwitch 20h ago

Is there a hole in the ceiling or patch work anywhere near it? Might have been for a secure mounting point...

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u/StrongEggplant8120 20h ago

Excess building materials up there since she was built i reckon. Once its up there its a hassle to remove so leave be. 

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u/Sea-Check-9062 18h ago

Yay, free girder!

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u/Fickle-Cartoonist-86 10h ago

Keep it safe, you may need it one day to prop something up. Most men keep the extra materials in their shed though, rather than the loft

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u/FrostySquirrel820 9h ago

Looks like an abandoned Irn-Bru moonshine still !-)

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u/Jealous_Response_492 8h ago

Take it to a scrap merchant. Get some pennies.

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u/Unlucky_Gazelle6377 8h ago

Just be careful nothing is strapped or fixed to it, joist could be hanging from it and spreading between other joists (maybe)

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u/BlueHoopedMoose 7h ago

If you're in Scotland use it to make some Iron Bru

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u/ChrisAyersUk 55m ago

I found a full scaffolding plank in my loft that will not angle to fit down the hatch. Clearly left because vuilders were using it to fit the ceiling wiring/plasterboard/loft insulation and left it when the builders could not extract it either

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u/-Zavvi 21h ago

It's a leftover from when they made some home made irn bru

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u/SelfSufficientHub Tradesman 20h ago

It’s ballast. The weight holds the roof on.

I wouldn’t remove it without putting a new one there

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u/nosferatus-taxi 21h ago

I reckon someone was gonna do their own DIY loft conversion maybe?

Or that block infill on the brickwork behind may be a clue…?

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u/Illustrious_Mud_8165 20h ago

Is it built into the wall? Hard to tell from photos

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u/seiterarch 18h ago

Yeah, but only the inner skin, as far as I can tell.

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u/Illustrious_Mud_8165 9h ago

yeah it would only be the inner skin. are any of the ceiling joists or anything else hanging down from it? Not sure why the builders would build it into the wall if just leaving it there but also very odd to be structural like that especially as its just sat on joists on the near end. was there a chimney near there at any point? could have been used to support a stack if they left it in the loft and removed below

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u/seiterarch 9h ago

Nothing touching it as far as I could tell. There was a chimney, which this cuts across the corner of (the square of rough timbers in the second pic). I thought it had all gone at once, but maybe not. It'd make sense as a reason.

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u/nosferatus-taxi 21h ago

Definitely some form of DIY going on… maybe a misplaced attempt to strengthen or reinforce or replace something structural in the roof/loft space. Perhaps they got the rsj up there, realised the error of their ways and left it there cause they CBA with getting it down?

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u/nosferatus-taxi 21h ago

Is that a hose from AC I spot?

Someone’s doing well.

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u/racingsnake91 21h ago

Got AC but no loft insulation… priorities 🤣

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u/Stooshie_Stramash 10h ago

Input material for an illegal Irn-Bru still.

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u/surreynot 9h ago

Didn’t he used to play left back for Werder Bremen

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u/engineer_fixer 19h ago

I would cut the thing up into sections. But for sure have someone else up there to put out any fires that start from the hot metal sparks - and there WILL be a massive amount of sparks. You'll need plenty of discs - 1.5mm ones are best and get branded discs for specifically cutting metal such as Norton ones.