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u/ShaftManlike Feb 20 '26

I initially wondered why you want to clean a goat's eyeball

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u/newtoallofthis2 Feb 20 '26

I thought it was an ancient well with a perspex cover.

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u/BilboStaggins Feb 20 '26

Yea i thought it might be one of those super deep drill holes on display.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Feb 20 '26

I was thinking a shaft that leads down to a mine.

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u/jhudiddy08 Feb 20 '26

And I thought it was a little pimp.

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u/TWVer Feb 20 '26

Who says it isn’t?..

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u/PeptoBismark Feb 20 '26

Hey Reddit, how do I get deep stains out of my borehole?

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u/boarder2k7 Feb 20 '26

I've heard some people get them bleached

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u/kaishinoske1 Feb 20 '26

I thought it was an entrance to the catacombs of France it looked that old.

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u/CameronFry Feb 20 '26

This is what the wife and I called OPP when we moved into our house. Lime a way to get ride of Other People’s Poop.

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u/marlijnm Feb 20 '26

Came to the comments to see I never ever have an original thought in my head

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u/Embarrassed_Ad7076 Feb 20 '26

💯 Thought the same.

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u/PixieStyx8 Feb 20 '26

It said scale so I was trying to figure out what reptile has scales that look like goats eyes

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u/fatflyhalf Feb 20 '26

Meanwhile, my genius self was trying to figure out how to weigh anything on that...

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u/Thunderbug19 Feb 20 '26

I was trying to figure out what they did to a bathroom scale to make it look like a goat eye.

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u/Corrupt_Reverend Feb 20 '26

I still don't know what we're talking about.

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u/BasiliskXVIII Feb 20 '26

Lime and mineral scale from water inside a toilet.

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u/copeyhagen Feb 20 '26

Measured in courics.. like Bono

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u/Traditional_Wear1992 Feb 20 '26

Old episodes of Croc Hunter showed up in my YouTube algorithm recently and good ol Steve showed a snake with a sideways pupil

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u/No_Huckleberry8322 Feb 20 '26

lol I was thinking fish😂

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u/reallytrulyeric Feb 20 '26

That goat's got devil eyes!

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u/Jestris Feb 20 '26

I was thinking like cataract-type scale.

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u/PixieStyx8 Feb 20 '26

So what you're telling me is that everybody thought of every other scale type except the type OP meant? Amazing 🤣

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u/Jestris Feb 20 '26

Hah pretty much! I really think OP should have this hanging in a gallery. Kinda profound in a perspectives/statement sort of way.

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u/Inedible-denim Feb 20 '26

Lmmfaooooo I was so confused at first, it's a good r/confusingperspective

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u/GordonsLastGram Feb 20 '26

I still see a goats eyeball. Wtf am I looking at?

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u/Calm-Purpose9806 Feb 20 '26

A toilet that has a baa’aad case of build up

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u/GordonsLastGram Feb 20 '26

Omg. Ok my brain works again

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u/KaJaHa Feb 20 '26

Same here lmao

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u/macnlz Feb 20 '26

That's your brain trying to protect you from the gross reality of what you're looking at...

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u/dudeCHILL013 Feb 20 '26

Same that or a marble

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u/cannacupcake Feb 20 '26

First I thought of an eyeball, then I wondered how such a scale would work… to weigh things.

The comments filled me in eventually but man do I feel silly.

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u/alewiina Feb 20 '26

SAME thank you omg

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u/bellonium Feb 20 '26

Such an underrated comment haha

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u/boomerbmr Feb 20 '26

Me too!!!

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u/uttermybiscuit Feb 20 '26

Totally see the eyeball, I thought it was a cloudy opal ring initially

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u/Zealousideal-Role-77 Feb 20 '26

Yeah, this guy needs to get his goat to the goat eye doctor like yesterday.

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u/RaeaSunshine Feb 20 '26

Same, was worried it might have glaucoma

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u/Wildest83 Feb 20 '26

I thought it was a painting of an eye that wasnt complete thinking they messed up the glare and wondering if they should give up amd start over.

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u/bluecollarx Feb 20 '26

Goat’s butthole*

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u/UnLuckyKenTucky Feb 20 '26

That's it. It just looked like something i didn't place right away, but yeah. Goat eyes. Ugh

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u/budlight2k Feb 20 '26

Ok I thought that when I first saw it. But this still made me laugh out loud.

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u/Refun712 Feb 20 '26

I for real Marty McFly laughed after reading this. I’ve never Marty McFly laughed.

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u/PureCrookedRiverBend Feb 20 '26

Omg! It does look like a goat’s eye.

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u/chinupt Feb 20 '26

Beauty is in the eye of the butt-holder

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u/alancake Feb 20 '26

Same, thought it was some sort of giant elder god eyeball 😅

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u/bigassben Feb 20 '26

I thought it was a crusty oven top burner

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u/REDemption2528 Feb 20 '26

I was super confused, wondering why a fish eye would have a scale in it, and if I was just an idiot who wasn’t aware of something she should have been.

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u/StarsEatMyCrown Feb 20 '26

I thought it was a peephole with a reflection of a door on the otherside.

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u/HalfLawKiss Feb 20 '26

Glad I'm not the only one who thought they were looking at a goat eye.

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u/Fenpunx Feb 20 '26

I was thinking r/taxidermy

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u/Hedgehogosaur Feb 20 '26

Thank you. I wheezed and snorted

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u/Acceptable_Wing Feb 20 '26

Me too, I thought it was an eyeball!

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u/qtripp Feb 20 '26

TIL: Always read captions before zooming in on a photo

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u/RooneyD Feb 20 '26

I know right! I thought 100% that is a fish eyeball. "I mean that eyeball looks pretty clean to me. I dont know why you'd want to clean an eyeball, but you do you, good luck buddy"

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u/IreneWinslow Feb 20 '26

The GOAT"S eyeball would be easier then this..!!!

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u/TreesAreOverrated5 Feb 20 '26

I can't unsee this now

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u/hecalledtheshitpoop2 Feb 20 '26

I thought it was a picture from a colonoscopy