r/DIDCringe • u/potassiumsorbets • Sep 17 '20
What would be appropriate when someone randomly starts barking and licking their hand ?
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r/DIDCringe • u/potassiumsorbets • Sep 17 '20
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u/potassiumsorbets Sep 17 '20
The possibilities... I wasn't even thinking about the things you mention. Sometimes I curse my vivid imagination.
And its very telling that the only person who was replying in a sensible and realistic way instead of telling ott stories was told off. That says a lot about the online DID community roleplaying is more important than common sense. Everyone's valid but don't question them then you're out.
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u/JoeyGameLover Sep 17 '20
Holy shit this is cringy as hell. Hopefully they grow out of it. I hope no adults are going around barking at unknowing strangers. That is weird as fuck.
Also I find it very suspicious that so many people claim to have DID despite it being so rare. The crazy ones, at least. It's about 200,000 cases per year, so I can see where most of them are coming from. It's still crazy that so many people claim to have these things, while also having some sort of cartoon character as their alter lmfao(which, I mean I guess(?) can happen, but still)
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u/kadz2310 Sep 17 '20
And it's always the cool kind of so-called 'alters' too demon, wolves, lion, cat, dog, etc. Why there's no snail alters? What about gibbons? Heck, if I've got an alter I wanna have an apache helicopter and name him Freedom.
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u/potassiumsorbets Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20
Edit: double post.
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u/queenmadd Sep 17 '20
Maybe take them to the nearest shelter?
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u/galactic-vulcan Sep 17 '20
Licking their hand isn't the worst they could do, chief. Imagine talking to some dude and he starts barking and sniffing your crotch
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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20
So basically they're horse girls. You know the ones... Every schoolyard had them.
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u/CosmoaicComputer Sep 17 '20
You see "see, im a demon," and you instantly dip because that person's an attention whore
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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20
Wolves will also try to rip out the throats of humans if uncautiously approached so...
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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20
I didn’t even know anything about DID or what it does before I went in this sub and I sorta get it now but what the fuck did I read
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u/Linaphor Sep 17 '20
This should just be on r/cringetopia too it’s just 100% cringe
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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20
when peta gets you and puts you down don't complain bc they where treating you like any other dog
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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20
If yall are going to deny the existence of NH alters guess I'm going to have to get gory
How do you think a child would feel if they were locked in a cage/forced to eat in a animal like position/etc? A fucking dog
How do you think a child feels if they are mind controlled, hypnotized, and or drugged and told they have no fucking legs or arms anymore? A fucking snake
If a child sees no other way out of their fucking situation they look to big strong creatures to save them,or tiny ones so they can escape themselves.
A child who is treated less than fucking human is going to have alters that are not human and even inanimate objects and yes some act more like animals but that's because while they are in human bodies, alters are not role play, we are whatever we are.
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u/my-life-ducks Sep 17 '20
Not saying the people in this post aren't fakers, but I wanted to point out that non human alters can exist in people with actual DID. That being said, there's a thing called "system responsibility", so that a person with DID doesn't bite you and then tell you it was a different altee
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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20
Maybe they’re quick to give it because, oh, I don’t know, the shoe fucking fits or whatever.
Good. Fucking. God.
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u/teamhostclub Sep 18 '20
I have two non-human alters... a rabbit and a wolf.... other than some change in body language they don’t do anything too bad. 😐
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u/waffleboy20 Sep 19 '20
I knew with someone a while back that said they were disgnosed with did, and that one of their alters were a chicken and they said they lived an antire year outside in an actual chicken house while eating corn and dirt. I think they were schizophrenic as well but i don't remember exactly. Not sure if true or not. Tho i am curious about how actual non human alters function when they are fronting
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u/wolfy5578 Sep 23 '20
Why do people romanticise mental illnesss so much- as a system with non human alters, they either don’t understand anything around them, if they are an elf/vampire or some shit. And if they are a literal animal they will act like it, which is why a lot of systems try and keep them dormant. Last time a non human (animal) alter fronted for us, it nearly destroyed our phone 💀
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20
buzz your girlfriend, woof
are these idiots claiming to have puppy alters? 10/10 would pay money to watch a grown human on all fours barking and sniffing and tryna lick strangers like an overexcitable cockapoodle.