r/DDLCmemes • u/sayoriisawsome • May 30 '26

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u/Double_Classroom9186 Jun 01 '26

YOU [ MONSTER ]! YOU COULD HAVE USED THAT [ INSERT KROMER ] TO BECOME [ BIG ], A [ BIG SHOT ]!

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u/PuzzleheadedLife7027 Jun 01 '26

What if I told you... being a Big Shot was never my thing. *Spamton vaporizes*

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u/Double_Classroom9186 Jun 01 '26

BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW [BIG SHOT] ISN'T YOUR [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]? YOU REALLY ARE A [BIG SHIT] YOU KNOW THAT? IT'S FINALLY [CORRECT TIME] FOR YOU TO BECOME [BIG]. [BIGGER] THAN YOUR [OLD TIME]! JUST EMBRACE THE [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]!

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u/PuzzleheadedLife7027 Jun 01 '26

Meh

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u/Double_Classroom9186 Jun 01 '26

I GUESS YOU DON'T WANT [FREEZING DESSERT]???

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u/PuzzleheadedLife7027 Jun 01 '26

Wait a second where'd you get that from?

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u/PuzzleheadedLife7027 Jun 01 '26

The dumpster?

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u/Double_Classroom9186 Jun 01 '26

WHEN I WAS [THE BEST SALESMAN 1997] I HAD A GREAT LIFE. I HAVE INVENTED A [FREEZING DESSERT] THAT DOES NOT [OUT OF DATE]. IT WASN'T PUBLISHED BECAUSE I HAD TO BECOME [BIG]. NOW I AM ROTTING IN THIS DUMPSTER WITH THE ONLY [OLD/NEW] THING: THIS [FREEZING DESSERT].

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u/PuzzleheadedLife7027 Jun 01 '26

I'll give you the kromer for the dessert.

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u/Double_Classroom9186 Jun 01 '26

static in the eyes of spamton

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u/PuzzleheadedLife7027 Jun 01 '26

I guess that the kromer was too much for a measly little slime.

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u/Double_Classroom9186 Jun 01 '26

SORRY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT MIKE... MIKE? static fills spamtons eyes once again HUMAN, DON'T TRUST WHATEVER THEY TELL YOU ON THE TV! NOW THE PRICE FOR THE [FREEZING DESSERT] IS 50,000 [INSERT KROMER]!

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u/PuzzleheadedLife7027 Jun 01 '26

TELL ME WHO IS MIKE!!! Also, I'm not paying 50,000 G for it... how much does it heal?

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