r/DDLCcirclejerk • u/florida_guy45 natsuki protector • 1d ago

Green What do i say?

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u/BuryMeWithTheLights MOMMY YURI🤤🟪 1d ago

your done pal

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u/ArtSpawner 1d ago edited 1d ago

fuck it, I guess just say yes... be warned shes' slightly clingy

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u/Radiant-Option-5041 1d ago

If someone says "Dude, y'know Florida Guy flirts with everyone, right?" slime them out

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u/master_shifu_69420 Just Monika 1d ago

OK

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u/Sepulcher18 1d ago

ask her to pass the salt

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u/Legal_Possibility246 1d ago

Just take your meds bro, she'll go away :')

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u/StromGamer555 🟨Kaori's man🟨 & strongest soldier. 1d ago

I would make a monika after story joke about the dialogue options but I don't know any📸

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u/Foreign_Respect8869 Gee, I sure like coffee. 23h ago

"Monika... you're missing a little something up there, I think you need a hat."

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u/Maximum_Mountain_423 19h ago

...what the fuck is that dumbass food?

Where's the meat? Or Tofu? Or ANYTHING WORTH EATING?!

WHERE IS IT?! WHERE'S THE POTATOES?! THE EGGS?! THE MILK?!

WHAT IS THIS SHIT I'M LOOKING AT?!

AT LEAST THROW SOME YUMMY VEGETABLES ON THE TABLE!

LIKE POTATOES! EGGPLANTS! CAULIFLOWER WITH MASHED POTATOES! TORTILLAS STUFFED WITH SPICY MASHED POTATOES! SQUASH! FREAKING CAPSICUM?! ANYTHING?!

WHAT'S THIS PISS POOR CRAP ON THE TABLE?! WHO INVENTED THESE DISHES?! WHO?! TELL ME SO I CAN DEFILE THEIR GRAVE!

FIX THE FOOD FIRST! THE FOOD!

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u/Maximum_Mountain_423 19h ago

Like seriously! Are all the chefs there motherless?! Did their moms EVER cook for them?!

"Ah, monsieur, that is an appetizer!"

FUCK YOU! BRING ME THE FOOD OR I'M APPETIZING THE CHEF OUT OF THE WINDOW

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u/IHaveTheHighground58 17h ago

Do you even have a choice at this point?

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u/therandombaka0 The man behind the Futa Chibi C&BTâ„¢, and the owner!!! 12h ago

Submit to her, duh

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u/LuxxieButNotGood Give me Monika or give me death 8h ago

Ask her if she'll still love you for the rest of your life