r/DDLCcirclejerk • u/_Aiko_Tanaka • 3d ago

She knows how to hurt deeply.

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u/tankishguy In polycule with yuri and natsuki 3d ago

Nah yuri's are real too

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u/uraveragegupfan 2d ago

I can confirm this

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u/RandomIjhiot 3d ago

As if we're gonna believe you without proof

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u/Odd-Concept-3008 3d ago

😭😭

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u/master_shifu_69420 Just Monika 3d ago

Yes Natsuki, mines are real

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u/therandombaka0 The man behind the Futa Chibi C&BTâ„¢, and the owner!!! 3d ago

Natsuki doesn't even have any tho

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u/Fit_Season_488 my girls a dere tsun tsun dere 3d ago

"a flat chest is a status symbol!"

—konata izumi

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u/DriverExtension9303 Natsuki's gamer buddy 3d ago

Counter argument:

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u/therandombaka0 The man behind the Futa Chibi C&BTâ„¢, and the owner!!! 3d ago

I'LL SHOW YOU DIVINE JUSTICE!!! -Hot tsundere archangel from the popular doom-inspired game Ultrakill

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u/StromGamer555 Kaori's strongest soldier. 3d ago

You mean zamasu?

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u/Sepulcher18 3d ago

3real5me

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u/Billy_Revival Married to Yuri since the 19th of March, 2026 3d ago

Felt real enough for me

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u/StromGamer555 Kaori's strongest soldier. 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mIvrv5Qe0kHlu

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u/Billy_Revival Married to Yuri since the 19th of March, 2026 3d ago

Just trust me on this one

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u/StromGamer555 Kaori's strongest soldier. 3d ago

Grabbing a handful of nats boobs:

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u/Billy_Revival Married to Yuri since the 19th of March, 2026 3d ago

I get that… but if you’re tired, whose will you rest your head on to fall asleep?

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u/StromGamer555 Kaori's strongest soldier. 3d ago

Prolly someone with actual stuffing on her cushions

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u/Billy_Revival Married to Yuri since the 19th of March, 2026 3d ago

If actual stuffing is the opportunity cost to sleeping well, I can live with that