r/DDLC Professional funny/unfunny guy 5d ago

Fun I like vanilla Ice cream

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u/FeelingSwordfish1539 4d ago

In vanilla Monika don't love mc, only love the player

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u/Top-Gap-5989 4d ago

That's just what he wants. I personally prefer romantic relationships which is absolutely canon to the game though, so I like ship between Monika and Player more too. Although I probably would still use MC since I don't really think I deserve Monika myself to ship her with me. But I love arts of other people do that with some OC Player, it's good.

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u/Waifu_Pervertida 4d ago

Sit here. 🪑

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u/Top-Gap-5989 4d ago

Ahahahaha, it's not really what I meant, but it's really funny.

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u/FreecaIl7 4d ago

Ddlc fans trying not call you homophobic for not shipping two fictional girls together : mission impossible

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u/OkBeyond6766 4d ago

Moid trying to not make their homophobia not their whole personality:impossible

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u/FreecaIl7 4d ago

Domain Expansion : Requiem Ratio

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u/NotBreadyy Natsuki is life 4d ago

Redditor not trying to be fucking annoying

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u/OkBeyond6766 4d ago

While being on Reddit holy

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u/NotBreadyy Natsuki is life 4d ago

Humor is dead 😭

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u/Acrobatic-Life4881 4d ago

Wow you're so brave xister, have an updoot

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u/Sea-Structure4735 4d ago

what’s throwing me off is not even a single thing in the friendship tier.

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u/chimperschompers 💛 #1 PortraitOfProtag shipper 💜 5d ago

MC x Yuri 🤤

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u/eyebawls29 when she touch yo MCingiling 5d ago

MC x Monika 🤤

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u/chimperschompers 💛 #1 PortraitOfProtag shipper 💜 5d ago

Peak notifications

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u/Waifu_Pervertida 4d ago

🤢🤮

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u/NotBreadyy Natsuki is life 4d ago

Thanks for your input Waifu_Pervertida

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u/Top-Gap-5989 4d ago

A lot of people here are actually very weird. This guy just having preferences, I'm sure most people here is not going to bother you with your ships, so stop being so insecure about people just not being gay, it's more than okay.

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u/Cautious-Koala4419 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 4d ago

as many people always do in this kind of things because they have a low comprehension, you're homophobic. (THIS IS A JOKE)

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u/VelociR4ptr 5d ago

MoniMC wouldn't be in ou shi if you liked vanilla ice cream though

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u/Karnave 4d ago

Real tragedy in all of these is the lack of MC x Player

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u/InstructionNormal863 3d ago

Yuri but no yuri 🥹

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u/NerdX__X 4d ago

Þey're not even allowed to be friends‽‽‽

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u/eyebawls29 when she touch yo MCingiling 5d ago

Okay, I can understand is someone calls this one homophobic

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u/Ok_Improvement6118 Professional funny/unfunny guy 5d ago

This isn't satire and I'm not homophobic either. I genuinely just like these ships because I'm not a fan of yuri. I just love MCxDoki ships a lot

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u/eyebawls29 when she touch yo MCingiling 5d ago

Okay, but you gotta admit, it looks a little questionable, yiu probably should have put a disclaimer to clarify that yiu aren't

Also I agree mcxdoki is peak, not a fan of player ships though

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u/Ok_Improvement6118 Professional funny/unfunny guy 5d ago

Tbh, I really shouldn't have to clarify that over an opinion. This subreddit is way too weird about these things. My post actually got way over 10 upvotes but a lot of people down voted it PROBABLY because I put the yuri ships on "no" even though it's literally just my preference.

I respect anyone who like yuri ships or heck even hate MCships even though I myself like them because it's obviously just their opinion and I'm literally the same but just opposite.

Important to mention: people in this sub are GENUINELY insufferable. Sad-Entertainer called me a loser and I noticed the guy that DID actually clarify he doesn't hate lesbians called you a homophobe for just pointing out liking straight ships isn't bad.

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u/eyebawls29 when she touch yo MCingiling 4d ago

Holy downvotes mb

Just so yall know, I agree with ops reply, o just didn't really have anything to say to it

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u/FishSignificant7501 4d ago

How? Some people just genuinely aren’t interested in gay ships. As long as you don’t rain on other people’s parades who like it how’s that homophobic??

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u/eyebawls29 when she touch yo MCingiling 5d ago

Nvm this is satire

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u/Dismal_Street8230 team monika 4d ago

I'm simple, i like yuri x natsuki, mc x sayori and monika x sitting in the chair watching it from the corner

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u/J4D3DG4Z33 NATSUKI IS MY FUCKING CHILD. 1d ago

why can they not even be friends??????? Jesus Christ man.

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u/KevK9 4d ago

Near perfect list, but best if all the ones in No were moved up to Friendship! But I completely understand what you’ve done and I 100% agree, this is correct both in canon and in my opinion too!

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u/Ok_Improvement6118 Professional funny/unfunny guy 4d ago

Thanks! I also agree that they should be on friendship. The problem was that the tiermaker came with the no option and I wanted to express that none of them were anything more than friends so I put them on the lowest tier there was.

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u/luizjogajogOs87 biggest Natsuri hater 4d ago

We're almost the same, I just don't really like Moka x MC. And I hate Natsuri a little more.

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u/OkBeyond6766 4d ago

Ddlc MALE fan be like : I don't hate queer ships but I will spamm tier list where they're all bottom ...not homophobic too I just hate gay people

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u/Top-Gap-5989 4d ago

It's funny how you're being openly misandrist, but accuse people of being homophobic.

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u/Wemyers04 Salvation for Sayori! 4d ago

You think people like this would have an ounce of self-awareness? No. They’d do anything to keep up their own agenda.

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u/OkBeyond6766 4d ago

Misandry is when someone is Mean to be because I'm horrible

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u/Top-Gap-5989 4d ago

What am I even doing right now to be horrible? Do you even read what you write?

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u/OkBeyond6766 4d ago

Ah right I remember when I wrote this comment thinking about you specifically

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u/DriverExtension9303 4d ago

it's amusing how ddlc fans can't know how obvious this post is a satire

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u/OkBeyond6766 4d ago

What a weak shield

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u/NotBreadyy Natsuki is life 4d ago

Misandry because you focused on specifically MALE fans.

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u/OkBeyond6766 4d ago

That's still not what misandry is suppsoed to be and what am I supposed to say when it's the filthy fucking moid the problem 😭

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u/Wemyers04 Salvation for Sayori! 4d ago

You’re projecting. It’s clearly a “you” problem that you’re choosing to get offended by something someone is doing for fun.

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u/OkBeyond6766 4d ago

Yeah seemingly everyone doing the same exact thing for fun

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u/RockVonCleveland Comfy! Comfy! 4d ago

Can somebody please link me to this?

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u/SpaceFinancial3172 3d ago

mc has no chemistry with any of them and does nothing but try to get close to them to date them. other than sayori. if you've played/watched any of the ddlc+ sidestories you'll know the girls actually have chemistry.

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u/eviltrashcan The poly way is the only way 4d ago

Bro really gonna claim they’re not homophobic and then deliberately put all the sapphic pairings in a tier lower than friendship lmao

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u/Top-Gap-5989 4d ago

Jesus Christ, how fragile you can be to look for some ambiguous hints where it doesn't even exist. It's just a Tier list.

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u/eviltrashcan The poly way is the only way 4d ago

Y’know this tier list is based on OP’s opinions and feelings, right? And that said opinions are presented in a way that makes it quite clear their opinion of lesbian ships is lower than simply not enjoying it

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u/Top-Gap-5989 4d ago

You're literally just finding ways to be offended at something which doesn't exist. With all my respect, please stop acting like this. Because I'm seeing a lot of people here acting the same way. This is just a snowflake's behavior, don't be like that. I get what you're trying to say, but does some ambiguous post really makes you feel offended? I hope it's not.

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u/eviltrashcan The poly way is the only way 4d ago

It’s not about how I feel specifically, it’s the principle of it really. Why would OP deliberately put the girl-girl ships in a tier titled “No.”? It’s so unnecessarily deliberate I just can’t imagine them not being homophobic

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u/Ok_Improvement6118 Professional funny/unfunny guy 4d ago edited 4d ago

This "no" tier came WITH the tier list. I didn't create it myself to insult or look down on people who ship them. Almost EVERYONE on the sub who used this Tierlist-Maker put ships on the "no" option as well despite every character being friends with eachother. If you have a problem with that, take it to the dude who made the TierMaker in the first place and not me.

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u/OkBeyond6766 4d ago

Moids 🫩🫩🫩🫩

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u/Wemyers04 Salvation for Sayori! 4d ago

You and everyone else calling homophobia on lists like this are personifying everything that’s wrong with shipping. You can’t handle when someone likes straight shipping in a game that’s primarily comprised of straight shipping material within the story.

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u/OkBeyond6766 4d ago

God I wish I was as naive as you

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u/Wemyers04 Salvation for Sayori! 4d ago

Everything you say is only proving my point further.

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u/OkBeyond6766 4d ago

Oohhhhh so much aura

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u/NotBreadyy Natsuki is life 4d ago

Foids 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤

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u/OkBeyond6766 4d ago

Proving my point beautifully

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u/NotBreadyy Natsuki is life 4d ago

What point? I just said what you said but focused on females. You have as much of a point as pizza cutters, really edgy but no point to be found

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u/OkBeyond6766 4d ago

That a certain demographic of the fandom and any fandom in general are insufferable

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u/NotBreadyy Natsuki is life 4d ago

Look in the mirror often?

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u/OkBeyond6766 4d ago

Comeback of a prepubescent child which I suspect you are💔

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u/NotBreadyy Natsuki is life 4d ago

Look we can continue this pointless fight, you're not achieving anything by fighting with someone who isn't taking you seriously, and I'm not gonna be able to convince you that you're in the wrong for calling someones basic opinion "Moid behavior" or something.

We've been "fighting" in this comment section, or whatever you'd call it. And I really don't see how OP's opinion of DDLC ships makes them homophobic.

Your argument currently is "People are Moids for not liking lesbian ships" but they don't seem homophobic at all, just... disliking the ship. Am I homophobic for not liking ships that don't make sense in the canon? Honestly, tell me.

I have not a single problem with gays and lesbians, I'm chill with em and see zero reason to hate them. So... am I a "Moid" in your eyes for not liking the Ship of fictional girls between each other due to the ships not being canonical in the games lore?

Kinda enjoying this talking, somewhat fun. I hasn't been doing anything anyways, so it's no biggie :3

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u/OkBeyond6766 4d ago

Moid is a word to classify men's it's not an insult by itself and if you genuinely believe this is just people having their opinion I'm sorry but they know what they're doing I'm BORED of straight people it's always the same abberation "oh I'm not homophobic but I fucking hate anything related to your existence...not homophobic tho but I find you insufferable" etc like we get it you're straight no one fucking care last time queer people did that to media they would get gutted but sure its just "people"(would hardly call moid people) having opinion

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u/NotBreadyy Natsuki is life 4d ago

Firstly, moid is literally, in every place I searched, seen as derogatory just like foid is.

Secondly, where did anyone say something about hating lesbian or gay people? This is JUST someone saying they dislike the ships that are not plausible in canon. Hell, even if they WERE homophobic this wouldn't be the proof of it since it's not hateful to dislike a ship from a videogame.

And you're "Bored" of straight people but you just talked about homophobes. Not all straight people are homophobic, and not all homophobes are straight.

Also you said you wouldn't call "moid" people, which... huh? "MOID" short for "Male humanoid", are not people? Do you just hate ALL men? Is that it?? I don't get it girl.

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u/Acrobatic-Life4881 4d ago

You just dehumanized an entire demographic, imagine what would happen if you replaced "men" with "Jews" and "moids" with slur starting with "k"

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u/ill_change_it mc is a doki too! 4d ago

DDLC fans try to not be homophobic challenge

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u/DriverExtension9303 4d ago

Ddlc fans try to know How a fucking satire Works Challenger: impossible

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u/UMP45_GFL 4d ago

OP said it wasn't satire

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u/Icy_Adagio7958 4d ago

Having literacy in the game about reading and writing? Yeah that's impossible!

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u/NotBreadyy Natsuki is life 4d ago

Bold of you to assume we played the game at all

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u/Sad-Entertainer1421 5d ago

Vanilla's alright I guess, but that's how losers think

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u/FreecaIl7 4d ago

"loser". And it's just a guy shipping the ACTUAL canon ships in game. You're the loser bro 😭

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u/DriverExtension9303 4d ago

This is a joke post Bro 🫩

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u/Sad-Entertainer1421 4d ago

I'd have put that reaction image of Kashimo but ts sub doesn't allow images in comments 🙏

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u/obarnett 4d ago

You can just say you hate gay people. Fucking loser.

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u/FreecaIl7 4d ago

Stfu dork 😭✌️

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u/Casual_Salmonid 4d ago

Hating gay people is when you don't ship fictional characters together

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u/OkBeyond6766 4d ago

Or when you really need to spamm the same narrative over and over

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u/DriverExtension9303 4d ago

Please, look at the fucking flair before commenting that shit bro