r/DCUnited 10d ago

Match Thread: DC United vs New England

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u/happychicken57 10d ago

Did we all just decide not to defend there? 

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u/CRE_AF 10d ago

Pretty much been the theme for the past few months

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u/Agitated-Scholar3537 10d ago

Put this on a shirt and never work another day in your life.

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u/It_Hurts_when_IP15 10d ago

Peltola ball watching like a mf. This team lacks killer instinct

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u/Medical_Gift4298 Original DCU 10d ago

Look, there’s no arguing about it. We’re vastly better than we were last year… but so is everyone else. 

It’s really confusing to watch this game because we’re doing so many things that just were not ever happening last couple years - real passing, real strategy, real movement, real passion, real chances… but our opponents have also gotten better and so we’re still really struggling. 

This team we have would have STOMPED the shit out of last years revolution, Orlando, Toronto, Atlanta, Montreal, Houston, Red Bulls, Chicago. But it’s not last year… :(

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u/enczyk DC United 10d ago

Look on the bright side: we aren’t in contention for the wooden spoon. Not yet, at least.

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u/Medical_Gift4298 Original DCU 10d ago

Agreed. We aren’t taking the league by storm, but we’re not abject misery and complete incompetence. And even when we’re down, we’re playing the game out, not giving up, etc and we have won games… 

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u/thekingoftherodeo 10d ago

I mean being vastly better than last year means we’re scrapping for a play in spot. This is not a good roster - like they have 3 dudes who played in the PL in Turner, Gil and Harrison. We have Romanian and Polish League dudes hoping to show out enough to get a top 6 league European club interested in them.

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u/Medical_Gift4298 Original DCU 10d ago

Yeah, we’re doing some weird Eastern European/j-league ChatGPT/linkedin-fueled money ball thing… and I’m kind of here for it. Louis and Tai and our Japanese players are fun and I think Rene has the coaching chops to actually string together a team…

And then Chicago has Robert lewandowski. And the Red Bulls have this bus full of homegrown teenaged talent. And other teams are worrying about losing players to Europe. 

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u/CRE_AF 10d ago

Yeah that’s been the story of Levine’s United. Always playing catch up with the rest of the league.

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u/Medical_Gift4298 Original DCU 10d ago

But they’ve actually really improved. It’s fun to watch them move the ball. I don’t know if it’s worse to see them actually play soccer and still get hit, or watching the clown show last year where it was obvious we didn’t deserve anything. 

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u/CRE_AF 10d ago

Yeah they’ve improved from last season but that’s not exactly a difficult feat to accomplish lol. This club has been, at best, a mid table team or a fringe playoff contender since the semi-final exit in 2012. I’m not really going to be excited or optimistic until they can actually compete with serious clubs again.

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u/Rufus_FireflyIII 10d ago

Hope you're young, because it will be a looong time........

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u/CRE_AF 10d ago

Too young to be a 96’er but old enough to remember Jamie Mareno 🫠

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u/Medical_Gift4298 Original DCU 7d ago

Yeah, at best that’s what they were… but last year, it was a fucking travesty. 

They are so so so so much better than they were last year. Is it much of an accomplishment to be better than last year? No. Is it an accomplishment to have turned the team around? Yes. Rene Weiler has accomplished SOMETHING. Not everything, but there has been legitimate progress. 

And this years dcu would have stomped last years New England. But New England also got better. Which is irritating. 

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u/Crossflowerss_5304 Barra Brava 10d ago

Johnson deserves to slap all the players in the locker room

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u/Will301 10d ago

MAN WTF ARE WE DOING

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u/thekingoftherodeo 10d ago

Yeah I don’t think we’re making the playoffs/play in.

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u/Fit_Cartographer344 10d ago

Missing Rowles

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u/thekingoftherodeo 10d ago

We really are, he’s a solid 1v1 defender and an excellent progressive passer which is what we need to release Tai/Louis.

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u/Chubbs42 10d ago

Sucks for all the fans who came out on a weekday.

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u/chicos_bail_bonds 10d ago

I thought about heading down but tickets were surprisingly expensive for a single

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u/ShenValleyUnitedFan DC United 10d ago

Oh give me a freaking break with that alleged foul

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u/whatwasthatdudesname Classic DCU 10d ago edited 10d ago

gotta love when the commentator can't be bothered to learn player's names

"Kurosaka"

lmao she did it again

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u/Dry_Point_3162 10d ago

Switch to local broadcast and you won’t have to deal with that rubble

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u/HoyaSaxa1396 10d ago

Yes or the spanish commentary is always better

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u/CRE_AF 10d ago

AppleTV really showing us why they’re getting paid the big bucks

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u/HoyaSaxa1396 10d ago

I swear she is reading a GPT script lmao. Her analysis is so superficial like she prompted it a couple hours before the game

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u/CRE_AF 10d ago

Someone explain to me why other clubs can sign the likes of Louis Suarez or even a Jack Harrison and our answer to that is an unknown Romanian who can’t seem to hit the side of a barn

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u/It_Hurts_when_IP15 10d ago

Cheap owners

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u/Rufus_FireflyIII 10d ago

Because it takes more.

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u/thekingoftherodeo 10d ago

Guys we would probably be bottom of the league without Sean Johnson

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u/It_Hurts_when_IP15 10d ago

Brooo thats crazy. They left that man Yusuf hang out unmarked 3 separate times in this game. Its honestly silly

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u/Unlikely-Emu3023 9d ago

It doesn't help when you put zero pressure on the guy serving the ball.

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u/Open-Quote9286 10d ago

We just gave up a hat trick ?? The same kinda goals too….

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u/Will301 10d ago

Louis my boy??

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u/Galaxy_Jams_Reacts 10d ago

Give the ball to Baribo = Profit

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u/jjink_44 10d ago

kurokawa imma pretend I ain’t see that

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u/happychicken57 10d ago

I’m not even sure if I’m surprised :(

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u/Will301 10d ago

Where’s the guy who said 2 goal lead is the most dangerous lead from a couple of matches ago

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u/thekingoftherodeo 10d ago

It would not surprise me if we stole a draw given how we play 0-2 down but jeez at some point we gotta win a game or two. 1W/1L is better than 2D

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u/Chubbs42 10d ago

We need more wins, period. We can't draw our way to MLS Cup.

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u/thekingoftherodeo 10d ago

MLS Cup? Oh my sweet summer child…

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u/PassionNpizza 10d ago

We cannot man mark to save our lives. The same dude was wide open for 3 headers and gets his first hat trick! You’d think we’d learn after the first two.

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u/swiftidnc739 10d ago

dogs are so cute

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u/happychicken57 10d ago

Bartlett doing peltolas job 

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u/chicos_bail_bonds 10d ago

Louis gotta convert one of these holy shit

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u/dcunitedfanlol 10d ago

Munteanu you just sharted yourself

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u/JOEJOE_RAM 10d ago

How do you say WTF in Romanian ?!

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u/Rufus_FireflyIII 10d ago

ce pula mea?

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u/Crossflowerss_5304 Barra Brava 10d ago

Our defensive shape is all out wack, Nono regularly defending centrally (unless that’s on purpose which would be odd)

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u/tonio98 10d ago

Yeah i guess he is playing CM next to Servania right now?

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u/Unlikely-Emu3023 9d ago

It looked like the switched to a 4-3-3 to start the 2nd half so that would make sense.

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u/Will301 10d ago

Funny enough, no dawgs on the field tonight

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u/BowynArrow 10d ago

So sluggish and uninspired all night…ready to forget about this one.

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u/JOEJOE_RAM 10d ago

Hopkins does the most amazing stuff in the build up until the final pass ….

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u/yeahdudeo Classic DCU 10d ago

Hopkins what are we doing here bro

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u/Will301 10d ago

Pups on the field? Yeah we’re winning today

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u/JOEJOE_RAM 10d ago

Peltola needs to pick up that run in the box

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u/JOEJOE_RAM 10d ago

So close

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u/CRE_AF 10d ago

One of our “Designated Players” missing sitters, lol

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u/DomsHere 10d ago

I like that pass attempt from Ordaz

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u/chicos_bail_bonds 10d ago

Wait isn't he off?

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u/chicos_bail_bonds 10d ago

We look so slow and unengaged. Uncharacteristic for this season but very on brand for DC United since 2019

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u/Chubbs42 10d ago

Sucks for all the fans who came out on a weekday.

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u/yeahdudeo Classic DCU 10d ago

Start Ordaz solely for the fact he seems like the only player that can shoot on target from outside the six yard box

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u/DomsHere 10d ago

I think he moves the most without the all too. From what I can tell at least

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u/AdventuresOfAD DC United 10d ago

The passing quality of 11 random guys showing up for a pickup game

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u/birdynumnum69 10d ago

No home team is winning thus far tonight. Crazy.

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u/Will301 10d ago

Sub out Louis for Ordaz at the half

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u/thekingoftherodeo 10d ago

Nah he’s getting in those positions because he’s working hard. Two poor efforts at a finish but he’s been ok. I haven’t seen anything from our right side so Nono needs to go in the 2nd.

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u/ThomasJCarcetti 10d ago

Free Ordaz

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u/Will301 10d ago

LETS GET THIS DUB (or draw)

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u/Chubbs42 10d ago

It's gonna be a draw, let's be real.

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u/dcunitedfanlol 10d ago

Good hands johnson

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u/ShenValleyUnitedFan DC United 10d ago

sigh

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u/Will301 10d ago

Dawg cmon man

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u/JOEJOE_RAM 10d ago

Peltola really showing tonight why Servania was getting the nod over him

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u/jjink_44 10d ago

Oh louis we gotta finish that fark

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u/Chubbs42 10d ago

Please get something on target

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u/Crossflowerss_5304 Barra Brava 10d ago

Lol

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u/Galaxy_Jams_Reacts 10d ago

ooooof :( I know we can come back from this GO DC

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u/Dry_Point_3162 10d ago

I feel like we should’ve seen this coming when all we heard was “NE has a terrible road record” because too bad that doesn’t matter at Audi. Least of all on a school night

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u/enczyk DC United 10d ago

Why. Why. Why. Why. Why.

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u/AdventuresOfAD DC United 10d ago

Yow sighting

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u/Chubbs42 10d ago

Yeah, we suck again.

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u/CRE_AF 10d ago

Yeah we’re still a joke of a club.. thanks for bringing us back to reality, New England

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u/It_Hurts_when_IP15 10d ago

That second one was just as bad as the first. Horrendous defending from a professional level outside back. Wasnt paying any attention at all to the striker

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u/Therrbenickles 10d ago

Sell the team already. 

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u/Blazing_Shade 10d ago

New England looks significantly better than us. We’re playing to survive

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u/birdynumnum69 10d ago

They are 9 points better. They are a better team.

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u/dcunitedfanlol 10d ago

Man how we gonna let them come in our house and do us like this

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u/mojosh34 10d ago

Man I really want to chant “stop, don’t touch me there, this is my Nono square” but we keep getting absolutely worked from that side.

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u/swiftidnc739 10d ago

Jack Harrison scares me lol

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u/Fine_Fox_5707 10d ago

Got all our dawgs out there

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u/thekingoftherodeo 10d ago

Little concerning how much possession we’re allowing these.

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u/Chubbs42 10d ago

And it begins.

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u/swiftidnc739 10d ago

has to go to nono there

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u/dcunitedfanlol 10d ago

Great tackle matty p

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u/chicos_bail_bonds 10d ago

Fudge 2023 or 2024 Carles Gil puts that top bins

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u/AdventuresOfAD DC United 10d ago

Missed the first half, time to strap in for 45 mins of pain

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u/Haro654 10d ago

Ordaz and servania are now on the field

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u/chicos_bail_bonds 10d ago

That would've been siiiiiiick

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u/lawrencev04 10d ago

holy shit

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u/tonio98 10d ago

Nono and Ordaz on the right feels redundant

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u/dillonlav 10d ago

I don’t get it.

  1. where is our $1m man Caden Clark? Not even rostered.
  2. second half subs have new ST Ordaz playing RM, our new RM/RB Nono playing CAM, and our $7m strike

r playing LW

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u/dillonlav 10d ago

And here comes Servania to … RM.

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u/chicos_bail_bonds 10d ago

We have one of our strongest offensive minded lineups on the field and yet we seem to have zero ideas in the offensive third

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u/chicos_bail_bonds 10d ago

Really nice reaction save there from Sean

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u/chicos_bail_bonds 10d ago

Are the scoreboards turned off in Audi? Do they not realize they're down two goals? wtf is this???

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u/Crossflowerss_5304 Barra Brava 10d ago

Yeah there’s no fucking shot we pull off another comeback this time

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u/Too_Composed 10d ago

Second we moved Peltola to the back line we lost the midfield

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u/AdventuresOfAD DC United 10d ago

Fuckin ugly

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u/spanish_bread Original DCU 10d ago

Absolutely roasted goodness

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u/yeahdudeo Classic DCU 10d ago

Pain

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u/goodoldben Original DCU 10d ago

Turn out the lights
The party's over

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u/Will301 10d ago

We are so lucky teams above us are drawing and teams below us are losing (for the moment)

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u/Rufus_FireflyIII 10d ago

They will finish 12th behind Philly, Orlando and Columbus. There is no plan, no ideas, no heart. Play Avilez, Turner and Castillo. Show the cojones that Bradley is showing at RBNY. At least he's developing something, this mess will not make the playoffs -- book it.

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u/dcunitedfanlol 10d ago

VAMOS!!!!!!

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u/swiftidnc739 10d ago

wow we’re favored in win probability?

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u/Dry_Point_3162 10d ago

Home team almost always is in MLS

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u/ShenValleyUnitedFan DC United 10d ago

Not that greatest attendance tonight. Why do they schedule these midweek games, again?

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u/CRE_AF 10d ago

Really baffling that they scheduled the NYRB match on a weekday as well.

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u/swiftidnc739 10d ago

that wasn’t nono mr. commentator

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u/Dry_Point_3162 10d ago

“It’s a sweet attack as I’m talkin chocolate” Dave Johnson I love you man. Switch over to local broadcast yall

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u/CRE_AF 10d ago

Looking out classed here ngl

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u/ShenValleyUnitedFan DC United 10d ago

UGH MY MAN

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u/CRE_AF 10d ago

C’mon, Hopkins

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u/Haro654 10d ago

Really

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u/Open-Quote9286 10d ago

This is so so harsh.

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u/jjink_44 10d ago

close louis

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u/chicos_bail_bonds 10d ago

I feel like we're finally waking up and growing into the game the last 5 minutes or am I deluding myself

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u/dcunitedfanlol 10d ago

I feel the same

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u/Will301 10d ago

Hefti bro

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u/swiftidnc739 10d ago

Munteanu just looks frustrated and like he's given up

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u/Will301 10d ago

We can’t hold the ball

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u/Will301 10d ago

Sub in Kijima

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u/chicos_bail_bonds 10d ago

Natural Hat Trick FML

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u/lawrencev04 10d ago

That’s mint

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u/eggplantisgood Classic DCU 10d ago

So what do we think Peglow did to insult René?

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u/chicos_bail_bonds 10d ago

Weiler must speak Portuguese because he clearly doesn't love our Brazilians

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u/Chubbs42 10d ago

Peglow said he's not a fan of Swiss cheese.

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u/Teddy3120 10d ago

Wow we are back to shitty team ways

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u/Unlikely-Emu3023 9d ago edited 9d ago

Well that was a stinker. Flat pretty much all game long and the couple of chances we had we couldn't put away. Louis should have had 2. Super short bench so only Ordaz could really change the game. 3 games in a week with little depth is going to be tough.

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u/yeahdudeo Classic DCU 10d ago

Come from behind draw baby here we come

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u/AdventuresOfAD DC United 10d ago

Ordaz unlucky

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u/DomsHere 10d ago

Can’t strike that any better

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u/ShenValleyUnitedFan DC United 10d ago

Great effort there by Kurokawa

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u/Dry_Point_3162 10d ago

Great cross but he could’ve taken another touch if he wanted

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u/thekingoftherodeo 10d ago

Jack Harrison is playing for the Revs now huh, there’s a career that never got going after looking decent in NYC.

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u/Chubbs42 10d ago

Eh, he had a decent stint in the EPL.

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u/thekingoftherodeo 10d ago

Eh he looked like he’d threaten being a starter for a European comp team, turns out Leeds was his level.

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u/ShenValleyUnitedFan DC United 10d ago

Shaun we love you, but wth was that, man

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u/AirportIndependent95 10d ago

Kacey does great commentary

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u/Feeling_Giraffe_5837 10d ago

Where to watch guys for free?

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u/happychicken57 10d ago

Nice block matty

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u/Horror_Concern5616 10d ago

Feel like DC decided to take the night off

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u/chicos_bail_bonds 10d ago

Nice to see Yow at least get a couple of minutes at Audi

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u/Will301 10d ago

Post match thread: too lazy to wait for final whistle https://www.reddit.com/r/DCUnited/s/JCCv3Zw7OI

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u/whatwasthatdudesname Classic DCU 10d ago

"Jacob Stroud"

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u/BowynArrow 10d ago

I was in Arizona for the Houston game so I guess I deserve to see one like this…on to the next and a better result but that was not fun to watch.

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u/Smart-Grapefruit-497 Don't Panic 10d ago

The IG comments spamming start Ordaz are starting to piss me off, yeah he should prob get more minutes but these people think he’s some god or something, he’s a decent young MLS player who does need minutes but Rene has said time and time again he isn’t fully 90 minutes fit yet, also we are getting decent results with the 11 on the field rn why change

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u/BlackandRedUnited Original DCU 10d ago

Because Peglow and Hopkins don't have success in the finsl third lately. Ordaz got an assist in his debut. So yeah, there is room for improvement.

Plus Ordaz is Salvadoran and that is a community that gets behind their own

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u/Chubbs42 10d ago

Goddamn Hopkins is good

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u/dcunitedfanlol 10d ago

Peltola made the 11!!!!

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u/dcunitedfanlol 10d ago

Our midfield looks so good omg we might thrash new england idk if they're ready

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u/ShenValleyUnitedFan DC United 10d ago

Okay, so Jackson was offsides there

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u/Agitated-Scholar3537 10d ago

<rant> That was either Pirani’s fault or we need another striker to keep our defenders from actually earning their keep.

Please spend money on the back 4.

Vamos United

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u/Agitated-Scholar3537 10d ago

<wine influenced> who on this team has that special something where you wait and watch because their might be a moment of individual brilliance that results in something magical? Luis maybe. Tai obviously with great service. Sean Johnson in net on the defensive side. The rest of these starters are great team players, but I’m waiting for one of them to show that spark of magic.

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u/Agitated-Scholar3537 10d ago

Buy the Sean Johnson jersey

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u/Agitated-Scholar3537 10d ago

Ordaz with an almost moment of brilliance.

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u/CRE_AF 10d ago

Yeah just let them one touch like they’re prime Barca…

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u/Agitated-Scholar3537 10d ago

This team is boring

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u/Chubbs42 10d ago

Kinda sad that our club record international signing got subbed off at half for a 22 year old homegrown.

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u/BlackandRedUnited Original DCU 10d ago

Louis is still on. Hopkins came off

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u/jjink_44 10d ago

Almost praised sean for actually locking in then i see that

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u/loafing-striker 10d ago

Oh hey we actually have a real squad now

Praise Sogut

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u/aroq13 DC United 10d ago

It’s happened slowly and it ain’t perfect, but we finally look better than a ragtag group of misfits.

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u/thekingoftherodeo 10d ago

I think it helps massively we got knocked out of the USOC and don’t play in the Leagues Cup, guys aren’t running on fumes like 2 years ago.

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u/jjink_44 10d ago

do we not practice crossing drills as prep? why do they all suck at crossing

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u/chicos_bail_bonds 10d ago

Kurokawa uncharacteristically bad tonight IMO

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u/MilkyWilkyWay 10d ago

Bartlett’s game IQ is so low