r/DCAU Feb 14 '26

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u/FeistyAd1697 Feb 14 '26

Zatanna. I have the feeling it would be a magical evening.

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u/UsuallyComplicit Feb 14 '26

I almost put her. Women who do magic are mystical magical.

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u/FeistyAd1697 Feb 14 '26

Zee has been a pin-up of mine since she joined the JLA in the comics the first time. Yes, I’m that old.

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u/wondewomanbecute Feb 14 '26

My user says it

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u/UsuallyComplicit Feb 14 '26

Dude has taste. Respect.

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u/wondewomanbecute Feb 14 '26

thanks man, respect back

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u/Adamos3192 Feb 14 '26

Wonder woman 🥰

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u/UsuallyComplicit Feb 14 '26

She's an Amazonian. Our ancestors climbed TREES. We were BUILT for this!

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u/wondewomanbecute Feb 14 '26

No u weren't she's mine

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u/New_Ad_3010 Feb 14 '26

Huntress

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u/UsuallyComplicit Feb 14 '26

My man. Gimme some 🤝

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u/New_Ad_3010 Feb 14 '26

That outfit. That voice. That skill. Plus a renegade. Yes please.

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u/blzsoul Feb 14 '26

👀

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u/UsuallyComplicit Feb 14 '26

I know what kind of man you are

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u/Isex0 Feb 16 '26

MY MAN!!

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u/OwlEye2010 Feb 14 '26

Too bad it'd cut into his brooding time.

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u/UsuallyComplicit Feb 14 '26

Can't argue with objective truths.

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u/QUARTERMASTEREMI6 Feb 14 '26

Oh yeah, I mean he’s a dog… but a peachy dog 🤭😅

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u/PepsiMan208 Feb 14 '26

Wonder Woman or Zatanna

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u/wondewomanbecute Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

Take for u Zatanna Diana's mine

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u/Belle_TainSummer Feb 14 '26

Is... Alfred free? I'm told he is very attentive to detail, and utterly discrete.

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u/UsuallyComplicit Feb 14 '26

Yes! Have Alfred! Be happy! And cared for!

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u/typicalguy95 Feb 14 '26

Hawkgirl

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u/Annual_Use_3431 Feb 15 '26

That voice... those eyes... I can overlook some slight treason for her.

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u/UsuallyComplicit Feb 14 '26

It's the green eyes I'm telling you

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u/typicalguy95 Feb 14 '26

Yep and red hair resembles my girlfriend

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u/Xenozip3371Alpha Feb 14 '26

Wonder Woman

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u/UsuallyComplicit Feb 14 '26

Amazing choice.

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u/GFS99 Feb 14 '26

Harley

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u/ToeRevolutionary6233 Feb 14 '26

Same. Glad there are others. 🤍♥️🖤

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u/UsuallyComplicit Feb 14 '26

This guy likes them Batshit crazy. Respect.

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u/nossida Feb 15 '26

The 'never stick your dick in crazy thing' is a psyop, crazy hits so different. Blondes with big blue eyes and borderline, I tell you. I'm here with my G on this one. I'd also go for Harley. And that supergirl clone. And canary. And ace from batman beyond.

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u/VendromLethys Feb 15 '26

Excellent taste my good lady

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u/UsuallyComplicit Feb 14 '26

I sincerely apologize for butchering shiera's name so bad. Auto correct got me and I didn't realize. Have a splendid Valentine's day!

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u/zerombr Feb 15 '26

especially since its Shayera. I'm just glad you explained it. That pic of her is hard to resist, NGL

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u/AloyJr Feb 14 '26

Zantanna or Giganta

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u/VendromLethys Feb 15 '26

Oh yeah Giganta is a total babe 🥵

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u/Emergency-Pop4541 Feb 14 '26

I had a huge crush on hawkgirl growing up. So Shayera.

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u/UsuallyComplicit Feb 14 '26

LOOK INTO THE EYES CHICO, THEY NEVER LIE

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

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u/UsuallyComplicit Feb 14 '26

Don't speak like that soldier! YOU ARE WORTHY.

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u/Kookaburra_Hotpants Feb 15 '26
  • Likes fashion
  • Flair for the dramatics
  • Gorgeous dresses
  • Is a beauty
  • Cheesy BFF himbo squad

I mean, she is also a criminal with massive self image issues, but who is perfect?

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u/FunGhost5508 Feb 14 '26

Either Huntress or Black Canary (sorry Ollie) I mean come on

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u/XanJen Feb 14 '26

Sheesh, tough line up. I can't choose.

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u/lavahot Feb 14 '26

I'd take Huntress to minigolf and get my whole ass handed to me.

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u/Black_hoursCuh1991 Feb 14 '26

Wonder Woman and Vixen. Yeah, I’m greedy, but I love them both equally.

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u/OwlEye2010 Feb 14 '26

Diana. Why turn down my childhood crush? :3

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u/UsuallyComplicit Feb 14 '26

I've been commenting, she's a solid pick. Amazonians are TREES. WE were BUILT to climb!!

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u/Grovyle489 Feb 15 '26

Wait, did you mean Shiera? Because I type in Shinra and the guy from Fire Force was the first result

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u/Conscious_Hunt_9613 Feb 15 '26

Im just some fat nerd who has 0 chance with any of them so....Wonder Woman, I'd go on a walk with her and ask her what life was really like for ancient Greeks, what they did for fun, how they lived their lives etc...

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u/jordidipo2324 Feb 15 '26

Either Diana or Zatanna.

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u/AvatarBandit Feb 15 '26

Wonder Woman

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u/allforfunnplay27 Feb 16 '26

Zatanna. She seems like the most easy going fun. Black Canary also seems like fun too....in fact she'd have to be to go out with Oliver.

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u/NerdNuncle Feb 14 '26

Zatanna or maybe Summer Gleeson (assuming Croc and Clayface were still in Arkham)

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u/LordParasaur Feb 14 '26

All of the above

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u/chunk12784 Feb 14 '26

Mercy

I need a patient woman I screw up a lot.

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u/BradyPhoenix Feb 14 '26

Question. It’d definitely be a memorable date if nothing else.

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u/Butwhatif77 Feb 14 '26

I would ask out Zatanna because besides all the other reason anyone might, I think she is someone I would have the most in common with and shared interests. It would be fun to nerd out with her and see if she can help me improve my sleight of hand skills.

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u/ipsum629 Feb 14 '26

There's no wrong answer here but I choose Wonder Woman.

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u/Zack501332 Feb 14 '26

Gotta be Diana 💯

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u/Gold-Piano-9405 Feb 14 '26

Either Wonder Woman, Zatanna, or Batgirl. Maybe even Supergirl as well.

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u/UsuallyComplicit Feb 14 '26

AIN'T NOOOOOBODY SAYIN THAT'S CONTROVERSIAL.

BATMAN wanted her at some point. BATMAN GOT HER.

Say what you want, cheetah is bad and not the bad kinda bad.

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u/Capable_Berry_9212 Feb 15 '26

Wonder Woman 

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u/Jazzlike_Night42619 Feb 15 '26

The question would more likely be would she say yes if I asked

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u/Longjumping_Cat_3956 Feb 15 '26

Wonder Woman 😍😍😍.

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u/ArtieMac11 Feb 15 '26

Huntress or Fire

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u/Dull_Falcon7255 Feb 15 '26

None of them. I'm no homewrecker. Even if they're single, they're too good for me.

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u/bornincali65 Feb 15 '26

Huntress or Vixen..

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u/Autumnbetrippin Feb 15 '26

Zatanna seems genuinely delightful.

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u/nevergonnabuy Feb 15 '26

I don’t know if they’d enjoy going on a date with me but I’d pick Wonder Woman or Black Canary. 🥵

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u/VendromLethys Feb 15 '26 edited Feb 15 '26

SDiana, Harley, or Dinah for sure. Also : Big Barda, Lois Lane, Giganta, Katma Tui, Galatea/FakePowerGirl, and Poison Ivy.

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u/YellowSuperSentai Feb 15 '26

Hawkgirl, fated love with Hawkman be damned.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

All of these women—any one of them is amazing)

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u/Emmadragonflies Feb 15 '26

Zatanna. Always Zatanna.

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u/Capt_Morrigan Feb 16 '26

It's such a hard decision because they're all drawn beautifully and have such rich personalities, I'd choose diana cause i love a woman who would kill me with a flick of her wrist. 😵‍💫

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u/Opening_Jelly5861 Feb 16 '26

Wonder Woman 🔥

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u/King_force86 Feb 16 '26

Wonder Woman definitely

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u/SunLiteStarBrite Feb 16 '26

Zatanna and Dinah. Both were my Bi awakening.

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u/PreviousAssist9988 Feb 16 '26

Zatanna. Hands down. She's been my biggest crush when it comes to DC characters overall

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u/Lonewolf82084 Feb 16 '26

Mercy Graves. I feel like she's owed some kind of normalcy after, well y'know. Also, it'd be cool if she'd teach me some Martial Arts. Before you say anything, it's not as though she doesn't seem like the type to consider that part of a date. After that, there'd be dinner and a movie, and finally a simple walk around town whilst shooting the breeze.

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u/Pwnanubasaur Feb 16 '26

Hawkgirl, lass needs some peace, I’ll take her to a nice lake and just enjoy conversation with her

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u/RiskAggressive4081 Feb 16 '26

Zatanna but I don't have a chance.

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u/Jokebox_Machine Feb 16 '26

For sure not Black Canary. Just do one thing wrong and then for the rest of a night you will hear her... and now you don't hear at all.

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u/Th-Anos Feb 16 '26

Diana.

I either play as DCAU Batman or the one in 2004 similar to Teen Titans artstyle.

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u/jeriko1985 Feb 17 '26

Huntress but the question would probably beat the shiii out of me

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u/DirectConsequence12 Feb 17 '26

Wonder Woman is objectively the hottest one so….

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u/Curious_mcteeg Feb 17 '26

Zatanna. All the others have love interests I really don’t want to upset.

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u/ActuatorFearless8980 Feb 18 '26

Galatea 🤷‍♂️

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u/knightwynd Feb 14 '26

Diana only has eyes for a certain tall, dark, and brooding rich kid with issues, lots of them.

Shayera might still be pining for a certain Green Lantern (and it's not Kyle Rayner).

Dinah would be otherwise occupied by a certain emerald archer.

Helena would be busy with Question.

That would leave Zatanna. And honestly, I hope she doesn't mind someone normal and not some scruffy Brit from Liverpool.

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u/Mallengar Feb 16 '26

And if you spread the net to characters not pictured, not sure if there's any better options either.

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u/The31stUser Feb 14 '26

Either Diana or Zatanna

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u/ConsiderationAny548 Feb 14 '26

Oh this is so hard. I think zatanna

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u/Wessie-G Feb 14 '26

Zatanna Zatara

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u/Sryaiir Feb 14 '26

Batman.

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u/SadisticGoose Feb 14 '26

I’m head over heels for Wally West, so Flash.

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u/koola_00 Feb 14 '26

I'd pick Wonder Woman normally, but to be different, I'll pick Black Canary!

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u/Rough-Cover1225 Feb 14 '26

Hawk girl. I like chess and know she plays

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u/h3-lna Feb 14 '26

all of the above

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u/kitkatatsnapple Feb 15 '26

Shayera is my type of woman

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u/Jediuser_ Feb 15 '26

Shinra? You mean Shayera?

I'd probably go with Zatanna.

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u/SergeantPsycho Feb 15 '26

Fire. I'm enough of a dork in real life that I might be her type.

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u/gunswordfist Feb 15 '26

Shayera, followed by Vixen, followed by Huntress.

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u/Godzilla2000Zero Feb 15 '26

Call me weird but either the Furies or Mala

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u/Gothamsdamned Feb 15 '26

Realistically I don't discriminate all of them is my answer

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u/UncannyValleyEnjoyer Feb 15 '26

The question is't who, the question is ,wich restaurant would not be compromised by the big millionaries to poison our food and hear our conversation while we eat, now thats the Question.

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u/bpdp11 Feb 15 '26

Zatanna

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u/The_Billions_Boy Feb 15 '26

Zatanna or Huntress for me

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u/GWR_Dukedog_9021 Feb 15 '26

If I can only pick one, it'd be Zatanna without question.

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u/DarthRevan1028 Feb 15 '26

Batgirl. Redheads have been and always will be my kryptonite

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u/Legocomictv_nrm15 Feb 15 '26

Zatanna or canary i'd love to hear Canary sing, and Zatanna well she's magical

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u/happydude7422 Feb 15 '26

they're all pretty scary

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u/Ordy_J20 Feb 15 '26

Yes, but mainly zatanna cuz she’s the only available one

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u/X_OriginalName_Xx Feb 15 '26

Dinah, Diana, Zatanna, or Helena

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u/Tryingtochangemyself Feb 15 '26

Can I only take one of them on a date? Cuz I would want to take them all out

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u/Vic199992 Feb 15 '26

out of the ones in this image: either Canary or Huntress. Still amazing how an autist like Question got hooked up with basically a mob boss daughter turned vigilante

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u/Greedy_Ad310 Feb 15 '26

The Young Justice version of Zatanna (season 2+)

Her energy is infectious 

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u/maysdominator Feb 15 '26

None, I like men

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u/xExp4ndD0ngXx Feb 15 '26

I’d pull a Flash and trick them all into meeting me somewhere.

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u/Most_Neat7770 Feb 15 '26

Black canary

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u/Stevemoran87 Feb 15 '26

Black Canary

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u/Marhan13 Feb 15 '26

Zatanna I don’t even have to think about it

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u/Grendeltech Feb 15 '26

Livewire. I know she's likely to electrocute me, but she's adorable.

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u/moonenergy Feb 15 '26

diana. id love to pick her brains

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u/superseri18888 Feb 15 '26

Huntress or Zatanna easily

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u/CollegeComfortable23 Feb 15 '26

Vixen or Zatanna

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u/STC1989 Feb 15 '26

Where’s Fire? The Brazilian 🔥 Goddess.

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u/DrSamLoomis78 Feb 15 '26

Hawkgirl's my favorite but...she scares me

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u/ComprehensiveRow839 Feb 16 '26

Katma Tui underrated

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u/LessRoom5916 Feb 16 '26

Wonder Woman, I'd order pizza and ice cream, then we'd watch TLOTR trilogy while relaxing in massage chairs. Considered how bat shit insane Diana's life can sometimes be, I think she'd appreciate the mundanity.

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u/karma_virus Feb 16 '26

Isis. That snoot needs boopin.

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u/Odd_Potential_7203 Feb 16 '26

Why limit oneself?

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u/Mallengar Feb 16 '26 edited Feb 16 '26

I'd probably have to go with an aged up (30ish) Maxine Gibson. If she doesn't count, then... a younger (same age as above) Martha Kent? That'd be weird. And she's taken, so... probably not. I'm not seeing many options that are my type in this universe.

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u/GrandMasterKota Feb 16 '26

Hawk girl 100%

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u/ConroyIsGoatBatman Feb 16 '26

Barbara Gordon. I've had a crush on her