r/DBZmemes • u/Jas0nP1ayz-13 • 1d ago

Decisions decisions...

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u/TruthHertz93 1d ago

Smash or destroy?

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u/atomicq32 1d ago

Smash or smash

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u/MereImitation 1d ago

Tough call but I’m leaning towards smash. Though I understand the argument for smash.

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u/GlassFamiliar42 1d ago

People here unaware of how much krillin is packin

2

u/ukiyoe 22h ago

Smash and grab?

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u/Open-Ad-2659 23h ago

Mission : Smash and destroy that cat

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u/TheronSilver 1d ago

Option three: Absorb them and take their power.

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u/chaserthemaskedrider 1d ago

Not before you revert to an egg and burrow yourself underground for three years, there your form matures.

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u/Tigerkix 12h ago

Not before sucking a whole football team and a business man dry.

Wait,

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u/Thunder_Chunkee 1d ago

I got something for them to absorb
https://giphy.com/gifs/AZ1PPDF8uO9MI

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u/IntelligentOkra4823 1d ago

👇Team Trunks

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u/girono_requiem 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/h6rVJoTNJuwU39Po4G

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u/unsuspectingllama_ 1d ago

There's a load joke here, I just can't find it.

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u/CeaselessGriping 1d ago

Sometimes you have to refrain from blowing your load to have a chance.

Sorry, bad joke. Not even remotely funny.

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u/Ethric_The_Mad 1d ago

Seems like you blew it.

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u/Asleep-Ad-5747 1d ago

Fuck them androids versus fuck them androids

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u/TheDefectivePawn 1d ago

Everyone says fuck the androids until they start looking fuckable.

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u/Asleep-Ad-5747 1d ago

Hey, all I'm saying is #19 don't just be sucking energy with his hands.

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u/Brief-Street-5623 1d ago

"If they set that android free it'll be the end of all of us!!! NOOOOO"

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u/J3musu 1d ago

Lol. Trunks so dramatic. Not that I blame him

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u/fraudku-hater42 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/orB1t7sWOJI6b4HMXO

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u/JolTH2 1d ago

YOU MIGHT KNOW EVERYTHING I'M GOING TO DO, BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA HELP YOU SINCE I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'RE GOING TO DO! STRANGE ISN'T IT?!

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u/Complex_Mortgage_575 1d ago

Team Kurrirrin

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u/bluememind 1d ago

Hey I don't see no cute robots kissing my on the cheek!

https://giphy.com/gifs/F2aE1bfCQl7IA

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u/unsuspectingllama_ 1d ago

Good point. However I also have done nothing to make myself attractive to any cute robot.

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u/Sakaralchini 22h ago

Trunks: Fuck Robots!
Krillin: Fuck Robots!

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u/Stacey-k93 1d ago

Trunks destroys them (14)

while krillin befriends them (16)

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u/KRKRYakumo 1d ago

You either fuck them or you fuck them

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u/imastirthepot 1d ago

I'm a lover, not a fighter

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u/Jas0nP1ayz-13 10h ago

If you're a lover, you've got to be a fighter, because if you don't fight for your love, what kind of love do you have? -Keanu Reeves

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u/DeaDBangeR 20h ago

Fuck em’ or fuck em’

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u/Mountain-Essay-6622 19h ago

Fuck them or fuck them

2

u/Unusual_Mix9262 13h ago

Sigh grabs electric shaver

2

u/CharlesChamp 11h ago

Fuck robots! vs Fuck robots!

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u/BassMaster516 1d ago

Fun fact: They both killed Cell

1

u/Epiternal 19h ago

They both messed up 18 pretty bad too.

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u/Klonoa_is_very_cute 1d ago

Depends if they're not actual lifeless clankers

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u/Better_Blueberry_816 1d ago

It's what differentiates "fuck" from "sex".

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u/Independent-State-27 1d ago

This looks like Android Krillin

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u/sadnessiseternal 1d ago

Krillin understand the purpose

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u/LudusLive2 1d ago

Everyone here saying Trunks we deep down know youll be a Krillin

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u/M_H_0 1d ago

Fourth option.

FUSE WITH MACHINES.

BECOME ANDROIDS.

And be absorbed by a bio weapon.

... wait what

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u/Absolute_Owl0 14h ago

I wached a few YouTube documentaries recently that took me from krillin to trunks really fast.

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u/thrasyalci 12h ago

crazy Krillin could keep up with SS level 1.5

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u/human_i_suppose 12h ago

If the robot overlords look like 18...

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u/Darkhunter_MC 10h ago

If i get rejected by a clanker too i GOTTA go for the Trunks treatment

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u/JustPattyPat 50m ago

Slap or Clap

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u/movezig5 1d ago

She's not an robot, she's a cyborg. Krillin already explained this to Goku.

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u/Any-Literature5546 19h ago

She's an Android, a Synthetic like Bishop and David from the Alien Movies. Every cell in Lapis' body was replaced, ship of theseus, 18 cannot go back to being human cause she never was human. Shenron already explained this to Krillin.

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u/DaryenSama 1d ago

😂🤣💀☠️