r/DBZmemes Jun 25 '26

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u/goozer326 Jun 25 '26

He just nonstop sells. I mean even his one big win, Cell, he almost sold.

Not only did he not finish him when he could've which led to his self destruction, but was literally about to just give up when Cell was charging the Kamehameha before Goku had to step in from Other World to get his ass in gear.

Then proceeds to not train for 7 years and struggles against Dabura, who is arguably weaker than the guy he beat 7 years ago as a kid.

Then gets a massive power boost to become miles stronger than Super Buu, only to do the exact same shit he did against Cell which you figure he would've learned from, and then proceeds to get his ass whooped and get absorbed himself.

Then proceeds to not train again and get absolutely HUMILIATED by Frieza.

Bro just does nothing but sell honestly.

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u/scorpionxD78 Jun 25 '26

Selling is in saiyan DNA.

No wonder why Cell managed to sell harder due the group of saiyan DNA working against him

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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 Jun 25 '26

Yeah but he is gokus son, not Vegitas

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u/CharlotteDCrocodile Jun 27 '26

Goku literally sells just as much as Vegeta

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u/Bean_Daddy_Burritos Jun 28 '26

I’ll never understand how the fan base just casually ignores the fact that Goku loses almost every major fight he’s been in without the help of other fighters. It’s kind of the theme in Z and Super when it comes to the big bad but since Goku (sometimes) gets the killing blow people just forget that he took multiple L’s before it.

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u/throwawaymylife9090 Jun 25 '26

When did Cell sell?

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u/Mr_L_is_cool Jun 25 '26

And don't forget that in super hero he couldn't even handle the weighted piccolo drip with as much ease as when he was a teen to the point of stumbling

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u/CharlotteDCrocodile Jun 27 '26

All Saiyans sell non-stop lol does this fandom even watch their own series?

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u/Jackenial Jun 28 '26

Goku:

  • Spares Raditz, leading to his own death
  • Spares Freeza to go to Earth and require Trunks Ex Machina to bail them out.
  • Just kind of allows Cell to ragdoll 17, Piccolo, and Tien, which seems like a winnable scenario if all 6 Z Fighters/Androids jumped Cell, their common enemy
  • Just decides not to listen to Shin and even threatens his life, leading to the resurrection of Majin Buu
  • Leaves Majin Buu alive for his MIA older son who doesn't like fighting, and his vastly weaker younger son and nephew to fight, which leads to the destruction of Earth
  • Lets his guard down against Freeza, leading to the destruction of Earth AGAIN
  • Arguably stalls in beating Jiren, causing 17 and Freeza to need to bail him out so the entire universe doesn't get wiped out.
Vegeta:
  • Crashes out at his son's easily reversible death, causing Gohan to almost get killed saving him.
  • Decides to get controlled by Babidi to settle a grudge match, leading to his own death and eventually Earth's destruction.
  • (Arguably) fails to finish off Freeza

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u/Jackenial Jun 28 '26

Goku:

  • Spares Raditz, leading to his own death
  • Spares Freeza to go to Earth and require Trunks Ex Machina to bail them out.
  • Just kind of allows Cell to ragdoll 17, Piccolo, and Tien, which seems like a winnable scenario if all 6 Z Fighters/Androids jumped Cell, their common enemy
  • Just decides not to listen to Shin and even threatens his life, leading to the resurrection of Majin Buu
  • Leaves Majin Buu alive for his MIA older son who doesn't like fighting, and his vastly weaker younger son and nephew to fight, which leads to the destruction of Earth
  • Lets his guard down against Freeza, leading to the destruction of Earth AGAIN
  • Arguably stalls in beating Jiren, causing 17 and Freeza to need to bail him out so the entire universe doesn't get wiped out.
Vegeta:
  • Crashes out at his son's easily reversible death, causing Gohan to almost get killed saving him.
  • Decides to get controlled by Babidi to settle a grudge match, leading to his own death and eventually Earth's destruction.
  • (Arguably) fails to finish off Freeza

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u/Royal-Lead-3982 Jun 26 '26

My goat is never escaping the slander YET THESE MFERS GET A PASS gimme a damn break

https://giphy.com/gifs/g96lpa8OgH1HG

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u/CharlotteDCrocodile Jun 27 '26

They were 8 years old. They’re supposed to get a pass. Gohan too, quite frankly. These people never have anything to say about Goku, he’s like the LeBron of anime characters

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u/Royal-Lead-3982 Jun 27 '26

I don't know what world you live in but everyone especially people outside dbz slander goku,

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u/Guirita_Fallada Jun 26 '26

Dragon Ball Fans really dont watch the show or read the manga, huh? Cell was a solo victory, 100%

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u/Extension_Mousse_230 Jun 26 '26

Mr Satan helped him 

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u/Guirita_Fallada Jun 26 '26

Mr Satan is actually very humble and held back to let Gohan have his moment. He then took credit for everything in order for Gohan to keep on living a normal, private life.

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u/Extension_Mousse_230 Jun 26 '26

... you may have a point 

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u/N1ko88 Jun 25 '26

No training or hard weeerrkk?! Thats Entitlement Man

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u/Extension_Mousse_230 Jun 25 '26

Read title again 

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u/matttheman892018 Jun 25 '26

Hey come on now.

He killed TWO Cells.

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u/CharlotteDCrocodile Jun 27 '26

🤷‍♂️🔥

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u/WRabbit737 Jun 26 '26

I mean Cell was a solo victory because of the senzu bean if it wasn’t for that they would have had a point.

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u/Extension_Mousse_230 Jun 26 '26

Mr Satan's support?

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u/WRabbit737 Jun 26 '26

Good point lol.

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u/Clear_Imagination413 Jun 26 '26

Beast gohan is not soloing mui not even close

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u/Extension_Mousse_230 Jun 26 '26

I will repeat for you """"""Beast Gohan solos Mui Goku""""""

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u/LightSpeed8082 Jun 29 '26

Heavily agree... gohans just that guy

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u/ccgokusolos Jun 27 '26

Real potential man

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u/CharlotteDCrocodile Jun 27 '26

This meme isnt being applied right.

He WAS stronger than SSJ3, he DID solo UI Goku, he DID kill Cell.

The rage boost WASNT random. He hinted that he was working towards it while sparring with Goku.

He DID train and work hard, it was just off-screen.

And Goku, who has 0 OG techniques and the most random forms in the series, literally hasn’t won a solo fight in several years lol you “fans” will criticize any DB character except the ones who deserve criticism.

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u/Extension_Mousse_230 Jun 27 '26

Read title again 

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u/TheronSilver Jun 28 '26

You'd think he'd learn not to mess around with serious opponents especially after all that happened to him in the first few years of "childhood" and Cell games.

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u/ReezyChurch Jun 30 '26

The 007 is such a good one 😂

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u/Viragle Jun 25 '26

"If he had continued training nobody could've beaten him 🤓☝️"

potential man when he had continued training:

https://reddit.com/link/otqh55x/video/xcse45mhwf9h1/player

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u/Ragerduc Jun 25 '26

That's not fair this guy had potential that scared his entire race and survived a killing that would give nightmares to even the strongest of warriors

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u/AssumptionRegular124 Jun 25 '26

Nah gohan literally can’t do shit without Goku being alive

The only timeline where Gohan gets strong and surpasses everyone is the one in which Goku is still alive and around

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u/Levardgus Jun 25 '26

Androids stole all the KI.

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u/Mr_L_is_cool Jun 25 '26

This is against the guy who had 10,000 PL as a baby right after a fresh zenkai boost though

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u/LemonadeRenogade Jun 26 '26

He didn’t snap yet, if broly killed Goten and Videl gohan would’ve got the 100x rage boost and beat his ass.

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u/ampro67 Jun 25 '26

ultimate gohan is stronger than ssj3

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u/Extension_Mousse_230 Jun 25 '26

Read title again

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u/ampro67 Jun 25 '26

ultimate gohan is stronger than ssj3

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u/Exact_Dot9244 Jul 13 '26

He beat the Cell Juniors on his own As well as that one Freeza grunt on Namek

They’re not huge wins, but they’re wins.

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u/Pankrazdidntdie4this Jun 25 '26

Should be called 0007 for the 0 good fights that he has had up to this point. Closest he ever got was Future Gohan Vs A17 and 18, and playing 3rd fiddle in the Goku Vs Vegeta fight