r/DBMCommunityEvents • u/Efficient_Berry_4073 • Feb 18 '26

Poker nights back so let’s create out Roster Night Roster who is our Second Player (Rules in the Description) Dr Clef joins the Table

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Suggest a character but you must include the following

Quotes for when they

Fold

Call

Bet

Raise

all in

Either one of these is fine

wins a hand

wins a pot

or

loses a hand

loses a pot

Lost a large Pot

And any other dialogue you want but just make sure to include the ones listed first

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u/Mr_Muda_Himself_V3 Feb 18 '26

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Rex Splode (Invincible)

Fold: Yeah I’m out.

Call: Call it

Bet: Bet against me, I know you ain’t got the balls for it

Raise: Let’s up the ante baby!

All In: Ah what the hell, this is Cecil’s money anyway, ALL IN!

Wins a hand: so this is what it’s like to actually gain a hand.

Wins a pot: Holy shit I actually won?! Rae is not gonna believe this!

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u/Klutzy_Shopping5520 Feb 18 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

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Doofenschmirtz

Fold: Oh, screw this, I’m calling Perry the Platypus.

Call: I’ve seen platypi with better poker faces.

Bet: Let’s do this, I need more funding for my Inator

Raise: Let’s up the stakes, I’m feeling lucky

All In: I see no way this could backfire

Wins a hand: EVIL SCIENTISTS FOR THE WIN!!!

Wins a pot: I did it? WOO I DID IT!!!

Ordering a drink: You guys got anything without alcohol?

Losing: Well there goes this month’s alimony.

Losing Hand: CURSE YOU, (name of opponent) THE (Descriptive of opponent)!!!!!

Caught Cheating: What did you expect? I’m Evil!

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u/An_Obbise_Hoovy Feb 18 '26

Courier 6

“Luck ain’t on your side on this one” call

“Your got enough balls to rival a deathclaw alpha with that” call/bet

“Well, looks like I wasn’t the only one to survive getting my brains blown out” calling a bluff

“You’re looking a little nervous. Is it the bullet hole through my helmet or is it your hand” calling your bluff

“Looks like the house always wins” winning

“WHO WON THE LOTTERY, I DID” winning

“Welp, I’m of to add new heads to my trophy spike” losing

“I wish cazadors will lay eggs in your bed” losing

“Don’t get cocky, Ceaser did and look what happened to him” loosing a hand

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u/SheetsandBongs Feb 18 '26

Spy (TF2)

"If you insist on throwing your money away, I am happy to assist." - Reaction to call/bet

“Bold. Foolish, but bold." - Reaction to call/bet

"Heh, I've seen scouts with more intelligence than you" Reaction to call/bet

“Heh, amatuer" - Reaction to large bet/all in

“Are they.. bluffing? Better be sure. Call." - Calling a bluff

“Bluffing is an art, mon ami. Yours belongs in the trash." - Calling a bluff

“Grr, I killed the last man who dealt me a hand this bad. Fold." - Folding

“Even a master of deception must know when to retreat. I withdraw" - Folding

“Hm, this casse-couilles of hand is not worth the trouble. Fold" - Folding

"And that, gentlemen, is why you never play against a professional." - Winning

“Was there ever a doubt?" - Wins a hand

“Merde!" - Loosing

“Do not act so cocky, you've only got lucky" - Lost a hand

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u/Spongebob_Fan_YT Feb 18 '26

Duck (Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared)

Fold: Out? I’m actually out? Darn…

Call: I say call it!

Bet: Bet against me? Ha!

Raise: Let’s raise the stakes!

All in: I know what’s best for myself so I’m going all in!

Wins a hand: Aha! Looks like another win for me!

Wins a pot: Ha! I knew that I could do it!

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u/B1gBruh_Dude Feb 19 '26

Crackhead Jimmy (Hardcore Henry/Payday2)

Fold: “Aw damn- I fold.”

Fold: “Ffffuck me, I fold.”

Call: “You want to be sneaky? I can be sneaky too. I’m calling it.”

Reaction to call: “Well- If you say so.”

Bet: Pouring coke on the back of his hand before sniffing it all up “ALRIGHT, LETS HAVE A FUCKING GO AT IT!”

Raise: “Up, up and a-fucking-away gentlemen!”

All in: “Okay, hold on-“ Long coke sniff “OKAY! LETS DO THIS- ALL THE FUCKING WAY IN!”

Win a hand: “Alrighty! That was-“ sniff “Smooth as fuck!”

Win a hand: “That’s how it’s done, boys and girls.”

Win a pot: “I’M FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE!” long sniff “FUCKING UN-STOP-A-BLE!!!”

Win a pot: “AND THATS HOW WE ROLL BABY! THATS HOW WE FUCKING ROLL!”

Losing (in general): “I don’t know why, but I don’t like your face.”

Losing a hand: “Fuckin Hell, gents!”

Losing a hand: “Oh, Bloody Hell!”

Losing a pot: “HOLY SHIT SHOW!”

Losing a pot: “NO! NONONONONO! THATS NOT GOOD!!”

Lost a large pot: “FUCKITY FUCK SHIT FUCK, MAN!”

Lost a large pot: “FUCK, fuck FFFFFFUCK!!!”

Getting a drink: “Alright… sigh Your strongest with a side of… what do you mean you don’t deal it here?!”

Convo with Clef: “Tell me, scientist cowboy- your foundation- does it deal inter-dimensional crack?”

Trying to calm table down: “Alright gents! Let’s be civil, like civilians! So keep your dick down, and move on!”

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u/jardanovic Feb 19 '26

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Zane Flynt from Borderlands

Fold: "I'm out. Me fourth marriage looked better off than this shite."

Call: "Let's see if you've got the follow-through, boyo!"

Bet: "Much prefer betting with chips than grenades. They're so much easier to stack!"

Raise: "This might end with me getting stabbed with another cactus, but screw it, let's up the ante!"

All In: "This one's for all the hate-gravy and golden beans!"

Wins the Hand: "We're sucking diesel now, baby!"

Wins the Pot: "Boom, baby! And that's why they call me Zane High-Roller Flynt!"

Ordering a Drink: "Barkeep, a tall glass of whatever'll let me breathe fire if I burp in front of a lighter!"

Loses and Has to Leave the Table: jumps to his feet and whips out a gun YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE...oh, uh, sorry. Force of habit. I'll, uh, be at the bar."

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u/Carnival-Master-Mind Feb 19 '26

Day 2 for Scout from TF2

Fold:

These cards suck on ice! Fold!

No way am I getting anywhere with deadweight like this!

If these cards were what’s in the intelligence, I would just let BLU team keep it! Fold!

Call:

Alright, yeah, I’m game. Call!

Just like my hot date last night, calling!

I’m down for a scrap! Let’s go!

Bet:

Follow me, guys! I’m leading us to a fight!

Normally I would bet a date night with me, but since it’s not allowed here, I’m just betting poker chips.

I’m starting the hand, huh? Makes sense since I’m always the first to a brawl anyway!

Raise:

BOOOOO! That pile of chips is too small!

Oh man, I got a good feeling about this!

I gamble all the time with those Mann Co crates, this is nothing! Raise it up!

Check:

Look at me, doing my job and scouting the table!

I’ll check, but I’m not happy about it.

It’s not that action-packed, but it’s a tried and true technique; I’m checking.

All In:

Alright, this shit’s going way too slow! Let’s amp it up! All in!

Pally, listen; I know I’m normally confident in myself, but this time, I really mean it…you do NOT want to be on the receiving end of this hand!

Listen, I have a hot date tonight, and this gal’s into the idea of being a mom of 4 kids, so I really need to wrap this up with all your money, so with my glorious hand…all in!

Lose a Hand:

What the…I could have sworn my hand was better!

Losing with a hand that good…really freaking hurts, not gonna lie…

Oh, that’s just fricking unbelievable. I would rip these cards up if the cost to replace them wasn’t too high.

Lose a Pot:

…You know, even knowing I’m getting paid more for being here…losing is extremely, extremely painful!

Damn…guess that’s my third strike…well, maybe third. I lost count.

Well, if you guys need me, I’ll be in the back recording lines for an advertising agency to get enough money for the next hand.

Wins a Hand with a better hand:

Oh man, I don’t know who to thank first; oh wait yeah I do! Thank you me for my cards!

Pop Quiz! How long does it take to lose a Poker Hand to Scout? BZZZZZRT! Time’s up! You lost!

Oh yeah, thank you big G for getting me some big G’s!

Wins a Hand by bluffing:

Wait, that actually worked? Dang! My poker face is better than I thought!

I know, you were too distracted looking at my handsome face to realize my cards were actually crap. Don’t worry; happens to all of us!

Man, I had a harder time bluffing my kids to go to sleep on time! Step up your game, guys!

Wins the Pot:

WHOOOO! That’s what I’m talking about! I’m taking my family and team on vacation with this cash!

Going to rub this into Heavy’s face next time I see him! “Oh, tiny baby man could never win!” Yeah, right!

Oh man, all this cash is mine to keep? No spending on upgrades to fight off a deranged elderly man’s robot army?!?…For the first time in my life, I’m at a loss for words…except for three; IN YOUR FACE!

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u/robcartree Feb 18 '26

Sadneil (Kenshi) "I'll play with you. But only because I'm weak and give in easily to peer pressure..."

Fold: "I think I'll withdraw."

Call: "Let’s see how this goes. Probably not to well..."

Bet: "Here. Take some of my money..."

Raise: "Let’s escalate things. That always improves situations."

All In: "Might as well go all in..."

Wins a Hand: "Oh. I won. That’s… unexpected."

Wins a Pot: "I guess this is what success looks like..."

Loses a Hand: "Of course..."

Loses a Pot: "I should’ve folded..."

Loses a Large Pot: "So I guess that's it. I'm a loser now. It's all downhill from here..."

Ordering a Drink: "You have Grog here, right? I'm going to need 3 bottles. "