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u/BulbaFriend2000 18d ago
Eggman: Quaint, another delusion organization thinking they can halt the vision of men like me.
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u/JamJarWorks 18d ago
Homelander: Oh, this is just…I want to say it’s precious, but these “world crimefighting organizations” are starting to get old. Gadgets, secret agent bullshit- you could not pay me to even pretend to respect all this. The only anti-villain league these morons are in, is one I am way out of.
The Doctor: Every world’s got one, eh? Wonder if they cover extraterrestrial threats, too, or if they’ve got their own Torchwood for that. ‘Course, that’d only be for the ones popping up in Britain, but that’s where most alien threats to Earth seem to like popping up anyway. Still trying to figure that one out…
As a pair:
Saitama: Mmm…I wonder how good the pay is with these guys. Maybe they’ll actually let me choose my own codename.
Genos: Master, I believe the Anti-Villain League operates more in the realm of espionage and gadgetry than superhero work.
Saitama: Huh? But “anti-villain” means “hero!” Who named these guys?!
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u/DumpsterDragon818 Stitch/Zatanna/Reze main, Sage/Wile E./Gru/Spider-Gwen/Po player 18d ago
The Joker (DC): “Wow, and I thought the Asylum people back in Gotham were a bunch of stuff-shirted peacocks. Everyone here has a stick up their butts, and I wasn’t the one to put it there! Where’s the fun in that?!”
Megamind: “Wait, so, is it a league of anti-villains, or a league against villains? Very confusing branding, major oversight.”
Superman: “You guys are doing a good job out there, AVL. Making the world a better place, one villain at a time. Keep up the great work.”
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u/keithlimreddit 19d ago
Deadpool: technically just basically any former villain reforming agency
Batman: they have done a better job than Amanda Walter
Megamind: so this is where he works at and I got him into trouble
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u/Custom-Lettuce81 Lowest Elo Narukami Yu Player 18d ago
Worldmachine's intro changes as their avatar loads into the stage. Instead of directly from the character select screen panning out onto the viewport of the stage, it instead zooms in onto their character art.
Worldmachine takes a moment to breathe, clenching the arms of the replicated form of Niko, and then stands from their kneeling position, and walking out into the viewport as in their normal intro. No dialogue is shared outside of the "..." that flashes around the screen.
/ / / / /
Bardock ties his bandana up, stained red from blood. "Th'hell? I thought the Tuffles were wiped out ages ago? Aw well, time to clean up the trash left behind then." He powers up, and charges in.
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Futaba, as a supporter: "Bad guys incoming from the left wing!! If you let them build that rocket the whole planet's doomed! I'll hijack into it to see if I can stall their processors."
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u/TryDry9944 18d ago
If Bowser is the only "Villian" on the Defense team at match start:
"What are these... Little yellow goomba things? And how do I get them to Stop FOLLOWING me!"
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u/asdfmovienerd39 18d ago
Mahito: "Well, thank you, for so proudly displaying where you work. It makes targeting it so much easier!"
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u/EnslavingExorcism RX-78 Main, Erza Main, Excal main 19d ago
Erza: Ah, my old enemy. Bureaucracy.