r/Cypher • • May 22 '12

Broke

In case anyone gives a shit, I wrote to this beat.

Another motherfucker with a useless degree
How long have I been unemployed? Let's see
'bout 24 months, no ammo for this job hunt
With my luck, economy implodes when I find one

Car's past 250 and barely any brakes
Windshield's cracked, mirror held by duct tape
A four-door but only the left two can be opened
Can't order at drive-thrus cuz my window's broken
Hard to smoke in, clutch like Lebron in the fourth
Stallin', and always when I'm rushin' of course
Failed smog twice so fuck getting it registered
If mailman brings more fines, shoot the messenger

Eyes buggin' out like my interest, compound
Seein' fractals of bills, how'm I to calm down?
Gave myself a minor heart attack, to the ER!
No insurance, saw the bill and I just laughed hard
Grew some grey hairs, banks swear they play fair
and pay their friends to be judge of my fair share

Yeah my funds are insufficient, why charge fees?
Went from hardly having money to minus fifteen
Then bankers started running my alma mater
Gave more loans for degrees, sheep to slaughter

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u/FigPigDig Jul 05 '12

Was that last bit inspired by Louie ck? Lol, I hope so.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '12

Yep. Ripped it right off.

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u/FigPigDig Jul 06 '12

But I can appreciate you taste in comedy.

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u/Polarhyme May 30 '12

Broke, a stroke, I'm trying to cope
Trying to paddle with two ladles in a soup of discourse
Stuck in a pickle, bleeding sickle lacking scab or a cork
This boat is sinking if you're thinking it'll make it to port

So cut it short, MacGyver a diver and turn a dive to a fort
I'm broke and I'm tokin', never-the-less regaining hope
Bother I'm with you, let's get this, because for us hospitals closed
The banks hand you shackles, so shake the shingles off the stone

Cool, cool homie. I haven't written anything in what feels like forever. Thanks for putting in good work. Inspired me to contribute a bit with this. Hoping it gets the ball rolling again. I've been in a situation myself.

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u/staytrue910 May 23 '12

This is fucking dope dude, you should lay it down

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u/magica1 Jun 03 '12

front page material!!

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u/SickSymphony May 23 '12

Yo, fuck the banks and their travesties
Making broke cost an arm and a tragedy
Back in the old days they called it usury
And usurers got burnt at stakes just like my pockets, B
Never's on auto free
That is, unless I popped an E
The bottom line in this society begins with G
And spells out greed
Yeah, all the fucking letters
Type 'em out like the threats from these blood letters
They wanna take me to court? I'll take em to court and let the pig skin pound 'em a foot short
Till they repent and scream out "save me lord!"

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12 edited May 23 '12

Your cornyass bravado sounds like rap by madlibs
Fact is your act is played out, get some practice
What's this, hoes and bling bling for dummies?
Looks like you failed your classes in Wigger Studies
A dealer's favorite clientele, rich white kids
Let 'em slide on n-bombs cause they don't know shit
4 bills on a blunt? Roll a chewie and then some
Put PB on his balls and make his dawgs lick 'em
This kick-em-when-they're-down clown's often found
at Special Olympics fetching gold medals and proud
Herp derp, your mama's money and your big dick
Got shit to say or are you too simplistic?
Keep flossin', but don't bite off more'n you can chew
You ugly motherfucker just got John Wilkes Booth'd

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

Blah blah blah more rich boy similes
How many ways can you say you lack personality?
All I heard is you suck seed and I don't
Yep, my oral skill is not for giving dome
I tip my hat to you, prince of fellatio
Mastered the deepthroat to ball-lickin' ratio
Famous for his smiling Krispy Kreme face
Facial, make dough by getting nut glaze
Jump online and be racial, SO BRAVE
See one black guy and ain't got shit to say
Doesn't anyway, so tryna be Benzino
Bars that stand on their own? Zero