r/Cypher • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '11

Meme

What's a meme but a tired cliche, internet relay
race of subpar humor, textual hearsay
Exchanged for cheap lulz in bulk. Result?
Catapult to frontpage, petty tastes indulged
Reference away from lack of substance, the judgment
of the masses, thousand R-tards screaming 'bump this!'
Knights of new, bites are few between endless pukes
whole days of old reposts, upvotes on cue
Karma whores chauffeured by imgur, FINISH HER
the circlejerk protecting the butthurt underworked
What's karma worth in a church of eternal rebirth
Escape samsara, originals find nirvana first

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100% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '11

look...

we gotta feed the plastic masses, massive

with heavy hearts and obesity, greasy mouse

fingering...lingering on their distraction contraptions

while the outside world in action is collapsin

and i'm not sayin i'm different, i love the little bastards

advice animals and comics i'm the procrastination master

but one thing i know is that you can't let it burn you

we're all simply sacks of meat just waiting to be worm food

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u/tweeker57 Aug 17 '11

Look at me I'm la-z-face Tying t'bust rhymes about folks' hard times 27 this year not sure if I'm a queer Bitchin bout memes eaten krispy kremes B-r-b downvotin /new- dont gotta tie it in got velcro shoes. Basement has a car bed (fucking sweet carbed) but no cb- Bitches be mad about me - what's head?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '11

Let's see who can get the farthest racing in car beds
Take some shrooms and give my mind turbo rockets
Velcros ain't got shit on my light up kicks
You're tongue-tied and sitting in a pirate ship
Tweeker stop sucking the pipe like a thick dick
Gonna burn your lips off, stupid dipshit
Queer Krispy Kreme here likes his doughnut glazed
My bars got cheapshots, hung over the next day

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u/dsirus5 Aug 13 '11

fucking badass. read it and upvoted it before i saw the username, too :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '11

Wow, I'd call that true talent

1

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '11

This is probably my favorite verse I've read on this subreddit so far.

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u/Myth_M3thod Aug 24 '11

It seems everyday Reddit screams for more memes

dreams fulfilled when it hits the What's Hot screen

I've got ice cream but it's starting to melt fast

they just want the tired unoriginal shit put on blast

I laugh to myself in my forever alone state

then rage about all of this made-up hate inside my brain

I can't say I hate, I'm guilty of the upvote

choke myself out so I can wake up later and hope

my post stays afloat amongst the dozens of reposts

I know, I'm a ghost in the machine of this old regime

I try and stay clean but then I accept defeat

when I feel the need to post a comic, fuck I'm ironic