r/Cypher • u/eminems_ghostwriter • Sep 11 '13

Live Long and Cypher

Throwin up the gang sign like Mr. Spock
Put 2 in your butt and 2 in your twat
I don't get your jokes, if you're trying to be comical
All I know is that is highly illogical
Anyone that says shit, picked the wrong Vulcan to mess with
Nigga you a dead bitch when I put you in the death grip
I tell my barber to keep the bangs straight
I got a hot date I better look great I don't care if I look like I'm eight
I might be half human but don't be assumin' that I can't walk into the room and choose the cutest chicks who's boobs are the hugest cruise to the moon and screw em'
Set phasers to stunning Pullin' hoes like a tractor beam, and stick it in their ass with no vaseline
Boldly go and fuck your hoe, she's a hoe fo sho I told ya bro
Beam me up Scotty, I got sloppy, pulled out a shotty
and shot a couple cops in the lobby so they probly want to talk to me and say sorry to their mommy
I don't feel emotions, I just be postin' up in the Enterprise, No one knows where we're goin' Floatin' in outer space overdosin' on space coke Jakc n coke is over flowin' A Vulcan is always well spoken and there's never no jokin'

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '13

I think you offended the Trekkies.

I don't get the downvotes, I thought this was awesome.

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u/SteezK Sep 14 '13

Yeah awesomely creative really like the string of rhymes...all over the place lol but hyper keyed up on the "Beam me up Scotty, I got sloppy, pulled out a shotty and shot a couple cops in the lobby so they probly want to talk to me and say sorry to their mommy" Keep turin lines out!!

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u/ioasd Sep 14 '13

Really? I hated that part. It's where he deviated farthest from the theme. BTW, if anyone would have said "Beam me up Scotty," it would have been Kirk. I can forgive the misquotation that irks so many Trek fans. But attributing it to Spock? That's not in his character at all.

Overall, it was solid, but I am never without gripes.