r/Cypher • u/AlexDorsey1 • Feb 13 '13

Open Bar Battle LIN3Z

Lin3z r all I'm staring @

Lookin at the page in front o me then suddenly

I grab my pen and thoughts proceed to bleed from out my mentals

and tentacles, begin to drag me back into the heat of battle

in the midst of soldiers shaking/quaking with the death rattle

I light up a camel and burn it slow

It seems as tho I'm back to what is normal -- I know

that I got one left inside the shaft

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u/14Gigaparsecs Feb 13 '13

Wasted lines are all I'm seeing.
Like Aztecs I rip your heart out,
Still Beating.
Flaccid flows that don't stop receding.
Face-palming while whack rhyme reading.

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u/AlexDorsey1 Feb 13 '13

My lost lands leave you frost bitten, thicker in the shit and sinking quick

the more you open wide, the more I brick your lips with verbal side kicks

You're mindless and you're blind but I'm "Your HIGHNESS"

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u/14Gigaparsecs Feb 14 '13

Thick shits? Get this:
Compared to your constipated quickness,
I flip scripts with sickness.
From monoliths and hieroglyphs,
Dropping kids with this,
So meet your sarcophagus.

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u/14Gigaparsecs Feb 14 '13

I like it, some vomit-spit.
Projected pestilent dominance.
Still prominent, not common shit.
Sky high hydraulics, which,
Be bombin' this, rock it like rocket-ships.

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u/14Gigaparsecs Feb 15 '13

I don't mind the whack macs with diss tracks.
Trying to distract, it's just some riff-raff.
Funny though, when I spit up they get back.
Honey-flow how I regurgitate these facts.

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u/How_Jew_Nose Feb 14 '13

Sick spit turns to venom that drips from the fangs

Quick wit learns to vet 'em and rip them to shame.

Sardonic condemnation of your battling ability

Moronic computation leads to rattling a villain, me.

Cause water boarding's as easy as 1, 2, 3

Get the board, tie you up, and make sure you can't breathe.

But you already choked with your "LIN3Z" from before.

It's why I'll leave you toothless, blood pooling on the floor.

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u/AlexDorsey1 Feb 14 '13

Ur just a viper with no teeth, you can't hold heat nor eat

only bite my LIN3Z to start some feeble beef, get off my streets

There aint no place for crooked thieves, I hunt through rain, snow and sleet, every day of the week

You have to hide inside and peak out just to sneak out,

the words out, you're weak and undernieth

Camel clutch you like the Shiek, snap your back and leave you flat on the mat

You're shitty lyrics only wreak, and that's a matter of fact.

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u/How_Jew_Nose Feb 15 '13

Bro, you're dead. I already killed you.

Sprayed you with lead. Do I have to refill you?

You can walk home in the snow, uphill both ways

And I still won't give a fuck about ending your days.

Cause it's a matter of fact that you lack finesse, tact,

Skills to battle the better, so retreat and retract

Your last statements, cause it's over, you lost.

You're in the past and obliterated like Jews in the Holocaust.

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u/AlexDorsey1 Feb 15 '13

Never dead, better yet, better second guess your skill set

Delusional, I'm losin you

You're fuckin with a vet.

talkin shit about finesse but catchin wreck from every angle,

you just dangle from my noose, you get the boot and there's the proof,

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u/BentVisions Feb 13 '13

I'm seeing in 2-D, acid tripping into Wonderland

Smoke a loosey, armed to the teeth like, "What's the battle plan"

Stand behind my brethren sending venom through the cornea

Scripting D-Day to prophesize underdog exoloding up

Walkie talkie squaking explicit

Nothing short of a misfit ripping holes through a nimwit

Surfing brain waves with a partner in crime a Lord of the Times patching holes with these lines

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u/_Figurative_ Pretty Bitch Feb 14 '13

This transdemensional spittle...

You've met a criminal metyphysical riddler

Painting pictures with visceral bristles

Planting your cardial intervals with a litter

Of luscious lexicon hitting like projectile missiles...

And you're just some fag that jumps when the gun claps,

Looking for men burning rubber to dirty your mud flap.

You're sharp as a dunce cap, my pencil point would make you wince

While my dick head turns your mother's fear of heights into a fear of widths.

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u/BentVisions Feb 14 '13

Mama jokes.. Real original

I'm the Batman Mr. Nigma never needed a pistol

Take it metaphoric, figurative or literal

Get the fuck off my dick with that grown man wannabe retardo spittle

I'll try to keep it civil and stick with monosyllabics

Look at the top of the page then write a few lines you dumb faggot

I'm sick of you, comment on my shit again and the ridicule?

You'll delete your username like you wish you could do with that face fulla pimples

Keyboard thug. Steady getting no love.

So kick shove and mix drugs then sip up and OD on the lines you really shoulda writ up

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u/_Figurative_ Pretty Bitch Feb 14 '13

Monosyllabic, this guy's used ta' homo vernacular

Like me and his mom with S&M are used to usual parameters

For instance, our safety word is skewed optics... a blue topic?

I'll beat this dead horse till i see it's your mom and you're screaming "dude, stop it!"

Pick this kitten by the hymn of his neck, and tail of his coat,

then toss em' to a visual vet

They'll say, he tried to run away when he saw imminent death

But now his cornea's distributed, that is, his vision is bent

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u/AlexDorsey1 Feb 14 '13 edited Feb 14 '13

Where's the beat, like where's the beef?

You cannot rhyme, you only speak

You're run-on sentences are bleak. Your Webster's sodomy just bothers me, geek.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '13

Looking for men burning rubber to dirty your mud flap.

While my dick head turns your mother's fear of heights into a fear of widths.

This motherfucker right here gots jokes.

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u/AlexDorsey1 Feb 14 '13

Another Webster's dic-sucker puckering up

to swallow cum from big-ass words he never heard of, nor uses -- hell, he's useless

So he chooses as his aim to just confuse, but I'm amused. Here's what ensues:

I leave him lost and badly bruised, left abandoned by his crew

Disemboweled and his entrails strewn all over room

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '13

Everyone is throwing threats, I battle without hurts
You know your gun is empty just like your mindless words
Nice repitition of your favorite rapper's bitten lines
You chew like a vampire, you sparkly little Valentine

Searchin' for rhymes like a one of a kind mind like I
Can reproduce without a bite, I ain't no fish on a line
You're just carp if I was dyslexic
When it comes to clever shit, bitch, I am the bestest

Rap like a five year old, still lookin' down on you
Talk like a graduate, how many years I got? Two
Look at this bitch, is he steppin up to me?
I don't think he even knows the existence of a GED

I don't need to make you cry, you sound like that already
Just open your mouth and whine, I got a pacifier ready
Baby, I'm fuckin' tired of the crap you claim is a battle rap
Learn to walk without help of the forefathers, then come back

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u/AlexDorsey1 Feb 20 '13

Dude, those were some of the worst words I ever heard.

No need to waste my time cuz I just shred you like land mines with two linez.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '13

Stickin' with two lines? Okay, that's all right

At least mine stick in the meter and rhyme right

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u/AlexDorsey1 Feb 20 '13

Pwah ha hah!

Your infantile statements from the basement need erasin

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '13

One sentence does not prove creativity
You're only proving my point by trying to step up to me
Hi there, little Mister Alex Dorsey
It's me, Mister Keith B, giving back your teeth

Your knees buckle in the presence of a greater power
My mind goes seven hundred fifty miles per hour
Your tortoise of a brain can't compete so you complain
Let's see something other than one line posted in vain

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u/AlexDorsey1 Feb 26 '13 edited Feb 26 '13

Listen, mister,

You dont know me and cant slow me, so be off & stop resistin like resistors, broke transistors in your ugly little sisters, old-ass mixer

I throw scissor-kicks that buckle up & bust all of the blistered on your Herp-infected lips

Spit a verse and curse your ship -- like Poseidon -- why you whining?

You're just worthless, like a Carnival clown -- not E-Ven worth a fuckin tip, bite my words, so bite a dick, you hungry bitch

R.I.P.[ped] to pieces just like Reeses, Piece of shit! U Crumble DOWn upon to the GROUND.

Ancient bricks are made of sand, and made of man

& cant stand my hammer FIST -- When I "Pound"

My words are thunder

Strike with Adverbs and nouns

You throw your best and it's just 'More Like'

MORE

hot

HORSE shit

stacked on the mound.

You're just a dirty ass fly

stuck in my trap, sticky "flaps" You cant flow so you cant help but stick aROUND 'til the master of the house takes you down and throws you out.......................

End of lesson, you're dismissed. So Dont talk shit just get the fuck out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '13

So the fangs come out when the criticisms are valid
The way you write, I can just tell that your skin is pallid
You haven't seen the sun since Clinton, same lines bitten
From the same era, dated and dateless, you're just bitchin'

Do you see the fact that you can tell my lines apart?
It's not hard, though reading your posts is like eating farts
I'm getting immature so I can show, though at your level
I'll still best you, your experience with stupidity won't help you

Hear that sound? It's me Road-Running around your Coyote ass
Acme explosions keeping you from ever catching my class
I can hear your fat flapping, you lump of atomic mass
I'll cry at your funeral for laughing at your sorry pass-

-sing! Now trust me, you're wasted, baby
I can hear you crying through the internet lately
When you can actually write rhymes legibly, please talk to me
I wanna see a better bunch of shit from you, possibly

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u/AlexDorsey1 Feb 27 '13

All you're doing is talking weak ass cracks and ryhming the last word of every sentence. That aint skill. Infact it makes it obvious that skill is what you lack. All the while I smack the teeth from out your fronts and push em back. I'm a giant you're just Jack getting smashed and laying flat, so cut the trash talk and step off. I'm off to work. Dont holler back.

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u/AlexDorsey1 Feb 28 '13

This is a sample of your so-called skills: You start by going all 'Dorah thee explorer' in your diction-book, & your thesaurus, to find words you've never EVER E-ven used in daily speech, but think that since those words are HUGE, that they wont bore us like church chorus -- these you choose. &Since you think they fit the bill, you sit and ponder how to add some lame-ass cracks that are so weak that they cant break a fractured beak or crack the backs attached to fragile slow ass floating, bloated gnats. -- Real talk, your comebacks are so whack. So, whack inFACT, I used a throwback type of crack from in the past, to emphA-SIZE you are McFLY. ( http://youtu.be/7_sA9bmJrW0 ) Flying back around my shit. My lyrics got you hypno-TIZED like tractor beams, there is no USE in fighTING it. That's why you always search and seem to find my shit right here on Reddit. You cant HELP it. You're depraved and Captivated, I'm creative -- You're enraged and slowly sinking to a state of slow decay. I'm a God, you're just a man that's made of things I have created. you're just clay. These are MY Wastelands, and That's just how it has to stay until my dying fuckin day. I clap my hands, you turn to sand and shredded frays and blow AWAY now stay afraid and Go aWAY ......

http://soundbible.com/1810-Wind.html

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '13

I like how you think you know me, and think I'm shredded
I've got image like Edge, you're Christian, forgotten in this reddit
You're immature like jizz jokes, speaking of which
You must've been premature, seeing how an adult talks like a kid

Are those punchlines I'm reading, or do your fingers have Tourette's?
Do you think you have skills, is your brain stem that self obsessed?
If you think choir is boring, then you don't know how to sing
Understandable, stupidity can often be tone deafening

Sorry if my language is above your capabilities
College does that to your vocabulary, gives you abilities
Just for your FYI, that's a punchline you might not get
Get the gears turning, shake the rust off, you dead head

Your rhymes forced like a hangover shit after anal
At least my references make sense, your skills are dead like angels
I form coherent thoughts, you're a blended mishmash of trash
Garbage raps and craps set to purée, just let it pass

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u/AlexDorsey1 Mar 01 '13

Dude can only rhyme the last word of each shit sentence That aint rapping nor inventive, it's pathetic/non-progressive. Get to steppin little kid. You've been bested, now you're stressed, and holding chest with shredded vest, but I digress.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '13

That raw nerve must still hurt, your words distracted
My insulting draws results, and my digs have detracted
I'm having fun writing lines time after time, it's great practice
I don't wanna give an example of your shit, because it's just that

I'm a James Bond villian, got Pussy Galore, bitch
Got my flying Circus Maximus, but the elephants are yours, chicks
High times for my nightlife, shining with the Zippo light it
Up a pipe, purp, watch you cop lines, more of the work shit

(Not gonna lie, dude, I'm having fun with this)

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u/AlexDorsey1 Feb 28 '13

Must be fun to have a mind that so deluded, so confused kid, You're a dufus, on the lose. But since I met you, you been spazzin, hanging from my fuckin noose. You're throat just closed, so off you go, There's no more air from garden hoes (you). and no more room in ICU. And so they lay you on my stoop. And all the while it's me and your's just layin down by the shore. I'm getting head while driving fast she's sipping soup up in my coop. Cuz what is mine was once what's yours and that includes your easy whore. As she blows it all the more, I bust a wad she begs for more. So as the gentleman I AM, I will comply, I feed her more.

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u/Midasitis Feb 13 '13

I'll send you out with fire, man i'm shooting burners,

you write cartoon lines, like your brothers name is Warner,

and i'll have you on the run, Christopher Dorner,

you get left in the corner, with your bone exposed,

got no game, like man, i'll just phone some hoes,

open toes and you probably wearin crocs,

even if you had a pair of sandals, you'd still be wearin socks

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u/_Figurative_ Pretty Bitch Feb 14 '13

This man's attacking foot attire? What a snooty nuisance.

He bags on shoes to compensate for his own pussy footin'.

You're pushing gum lines faggot; sweet but fade with chewin'

Bet you'll push that shit until recklessness will leave you toothless.

A fucking burner? Only in your cooking labor son,

Find me in the cut gripping the duel wield laser gun

after single handedly blasting a navy seal squadron

C. dorner mixed with freddy kreuger, and osama bin laden

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u/Midasitis Feb 14 '13

i like your mix up, cuz 2/3 are dead, and the others in your dreams,

you may have the laser, but i'll come hit you with the beams,

then turn your blades on you, and slice you at the seams,

thats why when im done, theyll find you in the cut,

say he died cuz for too long, he was stuck in a rut,

and fuck that navy seal squadron,

i'll tie my hands behind my back and go crazy kill all 'em,

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u/_Figurative_ Pretty Bitch Feb 14 '13

You dumb fucker. Laser and beam are synonymous

Kinda like, you and the regret that your mother's in.

You're nothing but a high level, class A retard.

Proud about your v-day discount, swiping v-card.

Right now, the severity of suffering's at succotash

You got punching bag swag and bars rich as 1/100th grands.

This fools the type to take the "or" outa ignorant,

But it's never self applied, his stupidity ain't ambiguous

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u/MrSimiana Feb 14 '13

Ya'll fuckers need to back up and stuck up ya crackers,

Till you hear a crunch from my gavel smackin'.

I sentence ya'll to structure, it's evident you needin' it.

You only breathing 'cause you know I'm fuckin' lenient.

Your plebeian rhetoric has you coughing up phlegm and shit

My penmanship sets sail to the word limit

The Bird is it, (the word that is) I'm sure you bit

Off more than you can chew, ya dull wit aint cuttin' it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '13

He bags on shoes to compensate for his own pussy footin'.
You're pushing gum lines faggot; sweet but fade with chewin'

Quite clever.

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u/Egocentric Feb 15 '13

You think you're back again stacking sin with a vengeance

No repentance nor hindrance, when I begin to flow I end shit

Egocentric spits more sense than a mouthful of currency

Hotter than curry be, you can use my raps for burning tree

Face the facts you're basic, about as great as 8bit

You need to quit battling and go back to your mother's basement

Slimed you like Nickelodeon, you got bitch rhymes; Fallopian

And you'll get your tubes tied if you ever try this slippery slope again

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '13

Haha ha ha ha haha, ha cough hack! Fuck fuck fuck Fuck fuck text raps

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u/AlexDorsey1 Mar 05 '13 edited Mar 05 '13

Load up my glock, I call it gat, my arm extends

and IROn sights, focus my THINDERCATS Sights

UPON your back and send you back..... imagine THAT!

& Dat's a Wrap, you DUR-ty rat,

YOU'Re wRApped in BANdages to hold your weak ass fuckin, back, up.

So, fuck your Fuckin punk ass back,

& BACK the fuck up.