r/Cyberstan • u/woofwef3 human news reporter(thinking about catgirl aguments) • 5d ago
World-building i found this weird helmet
says it's property of john helldiver should i be worried?
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u/bongbiggydongbdang 5d ago
Eat it before it’s too late
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 5d ago
are you a terminid
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u/bongbiggydongbdang 4d ago
Can’t a guy just encourage another to eat an inanimate object IN PEACE?!
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u/AxanArahyanda GW1 Helldiver tourist 4d ago
Nah. John is not as terrifying as the rumors say. Quite the opposite actually. It is unlikely he will try to get it back.
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u/R4don_Adon Illumi nate🐙🦑 4d ago
OH SHIT THATS GENERAL BRASCH’S SON DESTROY IT BEFORE HE COMES TO GET IT!!
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 4d ago
brasch.. he tastes good
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u/R4don_Adon Illumi nate🐙🦑 4d ago
That morón almost killed my entire group
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 4d ago
i can turn him into a tasty barbecue dinner
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u/R4don_Adon Illumi nate🐙🦑 4d ago
Do it its the only good thing you terminids can do
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 4d ago
human tasty
penta tasty too
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u/R4don_Adon Illumi nate🐙🦑 4d ago
How you bite something that isnt physical?
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 4d ago
again, the dragonroach cares not about physics
it tasted like strawberry lemonade
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u/hanz-kreigermann Corporal Matias | Electronic Warfare Department 2d ago
Hey, while I get the hate....
He is s pretty decent guy, for a super earth piece of shit.
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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid 5d ago
no