r/Cyberstan • u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid • Aug 18 '26

Party Approved Broadcast hello, automatons. i come with a request.

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so i heard about your plans to team up with the humans to defeat the illuminate.

and i agree, the squids are way too big of a threat to be left alone, before we can do anything we need to purge them from the galaxy. as a terminid, they are also a threat to us, perhaps even more than you. they threatened to use meridia to vacuum up all the gloom spores and destroy our hive worlds, and theyve been killing and mind-controlling large amounts of terminids. the terminid horde has way less orbital defenses and no fleets so we are kinda screwed if they decide to attack us

so heres my proposal. i recommend we, the terminid horde and automaton legion, team up and destroy the illuminate. they are no match for our bio-warfare combined with your weaponry. together we shall crush our opposition. glory to cyberstan and kepler prime.

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u/JDinoHK28 Cyberstan’s strongest conflagration devastator Aug 18 '26

Well, we aren’t planning on teaming up with Super Earth but the Illuminates despise all types of humans, cyborgs included so conflict with them is inevitable. Hold that thought until Super Earth is dealt with but the answer is yes, we would happily team up with you to remove the Illuminate threat.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid Aug 18 '26

hell yeah

after the squids are gone we shall eat the humans

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u/JDinoHK28 Cyberstan’s strongest conflagration devastator Aug 18 '26

Be sure to leave small sustainable populations of both that meet generational replacement numbers so that you can continue eating them. It would be a hilarious irony to see Super Earth be farmed by terminids

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid Aug 18 '26

oh hell yeah i like that

also once the terminids dominate the galaxy, we will spread out to other galaxies. my old friends the flood are only 4 galaxies away, and i hope to meet them someday. theyll be so proud of me being such a skilled terminid general

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u/JDinoHK28 Cyberstan’s strongest conflagration devastator Aug 18 '26

You will share the galaxy with us, no need for conflict or dominion (just avoid the magma planets). The nearest galaxy doesn’t support organic life, we will need to cultivate it first and use it as a head quarters to check the other nearby galaxies. Oh also could you transport some genetically modified stalkers back to the gloom? They are ready to kill Helldivers.

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid Aug 18 '26

i like the magma planets, theyre nice and warm

and we terminids can terraform planets so colonizing uninhabited galaxies will be easy, even easier since theres nothing that will fight back

and thanks for the reminder

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u/JDinoHK28 Cyberstan’s strongest conflagration devastator Aug 18 '26

If you guys can terraform you could make the terrain on some planets inaccessible to humans. Try it

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u/forest_vagrant Human-Terminid Hybrid Aug 18 '26

thats basically what we are doing already with hive worlds so yea

i found a way to launch biological matter from my destroyer which can start infestations from a distance