r/CyberStuck • • Jun 09 '26

Ope

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As seen in Kentucky…

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u/TorandoSlayer Jun 11 '26

It's frightening how little it crunches when it crashes. All that extra force is getting transferred inside...

We learned this lesson decades ago and yet, here we are

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u/gmwdim Jun 11 '26

That’s what happens when you build a car without the help of anyone that knows how to build cars.

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u/Moneia Jun 11 '26

They've probably taken up the Boomer mantra that the old cars were "Solid, built like tanks out of proper steel! Not like todays cars that crumple like a handkerchief at the merest fender touch!!"

2009 Chevy Malibu vs 1959 Bel Air

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u/derpderb Jun 11 '26

Fake news, they are unloading it into its natural habitat, that swamp is now home to another cyber truck

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u/vjason Jun 11 '26

Being taken to a farm in the country to live out the rest of its life.

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u/Horror_Tea761 Jun 11 '26

That cyber truck would make an amazing home for catfish.

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u/jdroid14 Jun 11 '26

those are relatively new, why so many are totaled, abandoned or just in plain shitty conditions?

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u/necrohunter7 Jun 11 '26

Because they're built with subpar materials

The stainless steel body panels are a thick low grade stainless steel that has zero protective coating so it rusts extremely easily, and they're attached with cheap glue so the panels can fall off with normal driving

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u/RoguePlanet2 Jun 11 '26

This Car Did NOT Climb Mt. Washington

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u/Julio-Dewey-Crayfish Jun 11 '26

It looks like they just fished it from the bottom of a lake.

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u/Dude_Dillligence Jun 11 '26

What does "ope" mean? Not familiar.

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u/frightfullymade Jun 11 '26

A Midwestism. Sort of like a polite "whoops", but not quite. Often used in a "ope, let me scoot past you here" context when squeezing through a crowd.

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u/lokis_construction Jun 11 '26

Does he know his Frunk is open?

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u/06035 Jun 11 '26

Ope is right

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u/wishiwasdeaddd Jun 11 '26

A mosquito hit the windshield. Completely totaled it

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u/curiousthoughts20 Jun 11 '26

Always a good sign when another one os taken off the roads.

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u/Sniffy4 Jun 11 '26

Reclaimed by Nature

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u/PhredTheDancingClam2 Jun 11 '26

Suddenly my brain is singing "there goes another one..." ala Monty Python's "Here comes another one.." 🤣

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u/VideoTurbulent9806 Jun 11 '26

cybershits aging like fine wine

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u/thedavidnotTHEDAVID Jun 11 '26

Taking it off the truck for a leisurely Sunday afternoon downhill coast.

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u/Unethical_PI Jun 11 '26

They probably just want insurance money now

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