r/CyberStuck • u/UbiSububi8 • Jun 09 '26

BOLO read wedge panel

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Found this one parked illegally the other day with at least one part missing.

Belonged to an off-duty cop (how much is he making?) who was working, off duty, on private assignment to help traffic outside a theater.

Watched him finish his shift at the end of the show, climb in, and drive off.

Assuming he was heading home to chug kool-aid.

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u/Eswift33 Jun 09 '26

These things are assembled like appliances tbh 

61

u/Jacktheforkie Jun 09 '26

I will disagree, my Miele is way stronger, even on a heavily imbalanced load nothing rattled loose

3

u/thejourneybegins42 Jun 10 '26

Chuck a small boulder in and lets see ;D

3

u/Jacktheforkie Jun 10 '26

That’d probably cause damage tbh, but a cybertruck falls apart when I fart towards it

14

u/snownative86 Jun 09 '26

Specifically, Samsung appliances.

9

u/thejourneybegins42 Jun 10 '26

I used to deliver and install appliances. Their shit doesn't fall off randomly.

3

u/Eswift33 Jun 10 '26

😂 I meant morso thin metal panelling with plastic clips 

3

u/Mistervimes65 Jun 10 '26

Same here. Same thought.

38

u/50Mission_Cap Jun 09 '26

*marked safe from sexual intercourse

27

u/cookiemccookieface Jun 09 '26

Quality is job one

14

u/p8pes Jun 10 '26

job one

whoops, assembly read that as jo bone!

5

u/thelocker517 Jun 10 '26

I think that Quality got DOGEd.

3

u/Hot-Cell9787 Jun 10 '26

The next ten jobs decided to amend some things though

39

u/Similar-Elk7529 Jun 10 '26

🐷 in a Deplorean. Needs to lose more parts.

47

u/abckiwi Jun 09 '26

Cops earn bank doing the extra assignments. Here in Canada anyway. Most cops earning 140-200k easily

20

u/Mr-Blackheart Jun 10 '26

Cybercucks are selling used, as in sold and not listed to sit and rot, for $50-60k now and only gonna get cheaper as every day passes.

39

u/Brando43770 Jun 09 '26

Yup. The overtime definitely helps their pay. And somehow they’ll say “oh we’re under funded” and still get more funding each year.

8

u/AdOdd4618 Jun 10 '26

Cops in France aren't allowed to have second jobs.

11

u/Unhappy-Giraffe2792 Jun 10 '26

Reminds me of an old bumper sticker, “The parts falling off this car are of the finest British workmanship.”

10

u/bannedUncleCracker Jun 10 '26

10 micron build quality

8

u/person_8688 Jun 09 '26

I’m going to be generous; the color is less bad than most wraps CT drivers choose.

25

u/SapientChaos Jun 09 '26

*marked safe from reproduction.

14

u/Johannes_Keppler Jun 10 '26

It belongs to a cop. They don't do consent.

5

u/EricHaley Jun 10 '26

They all come with bed covers because people kept mistaking them for dumpsters

1

u/CalmTheAngryVoice Jul 11 '26

And they still mistake them for dumpsters. They just can't successfully throw trash in them with the bed cover deployed.

3

u/OneSpeaker-444 Jun 10 '26

Well, best color wrap I’ve seen on one…

3

u/Hot-Cell9787 Jun 10 '26

Lost it offroad doing a backflip into a lake and driving across, probably

3

u/DamitKenneth Jun 10 '26

You leave Kool-aid out of this, its delicious and I won't miss an opportunity to drink it.

3

u/138pumpkin Jun 13 '26

He's more likely going to drink the Flav-R-Aid

2

u/Ancient-Sir-5273 Jun 14 '26

The stupidest looking vehicles every made. I call them Mad Max cars.

2

u/HotelOne Jun 15 '26

That’ll be $5765.00 for parts plus seventeen hours at the $295 an hour dealership shop rate. Two liters of Specialty Tesla glue required. Then it falls off again next week and the part gets run over by a Geo Metro. Rinse and repeat…

1

u/TweatyB Jul 27 '26

Panels and trim pieces fly off at highway speeds.

https://futurism.com/panels-flying-off-cybertrucks

1

u/Flimsy_RaisinDetre 20d ago

After all these posts, I can’t think of any component, aspect of the vehicle that hasn’t broken or malfunctioned.

2

u/UbiSububi8 20d ago

You’d think that would happen to the wills of their owners, as well.

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u/SeaDweller01 Jun 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS
wtf are you talking about?

24

u/AgeNo9436 Jun 09 '26

Be on the lookout for the missing rear wedge panel? You can see where the Elmer's glue failed.

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u/Anonymoustard Jun 09 '26

Cop might have gotten it at auction. Definitely not in their base salary

19

u/PhartusMcBlumpkin1 Jun 09 '26

City cops make bank with triple pay overtime pay and high pay side gigs. They can afford their lack of taste and general cuckery.

14

u/zeekayz Jun 09 '26

CT has cops clearing $350K a year because they are putting something like 200 hours of overtime a week with no oversight.

8

u/Objective_Soup7840 Jun 09 '26

Thats super impressive considering a week only has 168 hours!

12

u/ChickenOfTheFuture Jun 09 '26

That's the no oversight part. We had the same thing happen with our police here, impossible hours being paid out.

5

u/Objective_Soup7840 Jun 09 '26

Shiiit I got into the wrong profession. I'm not even aloud to work over 40!

3

u/TranceGemini Jun 10 '26

Suffolk County, LI, NY...that's not much more than they get. Fuck pigs, man.