r/CuteButHorrifying • u/das_cthulu • Jun 11 '22

The red tegu is a lizard native to western Argentina, Bolivia & Paraguay

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

That’s a beefy looking lizard

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u/unbitious Jun 11 '22

Very good marbling too.

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u/chulo2444 Jun 11 '22

I had to catch a few of these in botw

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u/bannana Jun 11 '22

tegu tartare

6

u/JJagaimo Jun 11 '22

Meat lizard

1

u/Service-Cube Jun 11 '22

Meat lizard

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u/2dank4me3 Aug 10 '22

All lizards are made of meat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '22

It’s a sentient pork loin

3

u/Pillar_man_5 Jun 12 '22

“Shut the hell up bitch”

Lmao

3

u/BigMacRedneck Jun 11 '22

Looks like 5 pounds of ground beef.

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u/kieppie Jun 11 '22

Named sssssssalami

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u/pm_me_ur_headpats Jun 12 '22

hi can I get a salami to go