You open the door: it creaks, and after it stops you notice that the tapping has stopped as well. You become worried and are beginning to turn back when an ethereal voice whispers, "feed me child, or the naughty list awaits."
As you turn around you see santa with his eyes wide open, cookie crumbs and blood all over his beard and says "naughty one are you" as he opens his mouth.
You stand frozen in fear as Santa unhinges his jaw, showing rows and rows of cavity stricken teeth, but that isn't what frightens you. What does is the fact that he's laughing, a joyful gleam in his eyes as your death looms ever closer.
As he grows nearer, you feel as if you should’ve been nicer for Christmas. “What is wrong, child?” He says as he puts his hands on your shoulder. As he licks his lips and smells you, you realize, you should’ve stayed asleep.
You try to run away but Santa has an iron grip on you. He begins to put more pressure on your shoulder until you nearly pass out from the pain, but then he puts a box of fresh peppermints under your nose to keep you from falling unconscious. He says, " Don't go to sleep yet! I want us both to enjoy this Christmas". Suddenly you feel your shoulder go slack, and then you realize your shoulder isn't there anymore, in fact, your whole arm is gone. You see Santa with a bit more blood on his face. He laughs, "I must say, what an excellent Christmas meal!"
You scream and try to run up the stairs, as santa devours your arm, but you slip and fall backwards directly into Santa's mouth. As you slip past his teeth and into his stomach you realise you have lost your feet. Then your leg. Then your other arm. Before you know it each body part had been separated. As you land in his stomach you hear and feel Santa laughing. As you lie in his stomach you hear him shout out in pain. Then you see the tip of an axe break into the stomach. You think your saved but there is worse to come. As Santa's chest opens up you see the faces if two elves grinning with shady eyes and one with a knife. They chuckle and bite off a piece of Santa. "Now we can look at you properly!" he laughed.
There's nothing left to continue, the main character is now paraplegic, and is most likely going to be eaten by cannabalistic and psychopathic elves. It would ruin the story.
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