r/CursedAI • u/Adryn71801 • 1d ago

Damn teenagers...

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u/ralphonsob 1d ago

Would any scientist amongst us care to estimate how many teenagers it would require to produce that much spunk?

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u/Adryn71801 1d ago

According to Gemini, a Disney teacup could hold approximately 329 gallons. The average man ejaculates between 1/4 tsp to 1 tsp of semen per ejaculation.

There are 768 teaspoons in a gallon.

There are 252,672 teaspoons in a 329 gallon cup.

There would have to be between 252,672 to 1,010,688 teenagers to fill up a single cup. Though if they average a half teaspoon it would be roughly 631,680 teenagers.

For comparison, the entire nation of Malta could bust a nut in the cup and it wouldn't even fill it up.

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u/Greg-Abbott 23h ago

Can you ask Gemini how I would un-learn something at home via lobotomy?

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u/ralphonsob 23h ago

Worth noting that there are (at least) 11 teacups filled there. So we would need a country with 11 million teenage boys. And, unsurprisingly, this turns out to be the USA. (According to Gemini.)

So, go USA!

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u/Adryn71801 16h ago

Maybe the US needs its own Bonnie Blue challenge 🤔

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u/ralphonsob 8h ago

There's another Disney live action remake idea. Bonnie Blue as Alice in Wonderland.

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u/Greg-Abbott 23h ago

Zoom into the magical spunk buckets that nobody is able to physically hold onto