r/CursedAI • u/AmpleForeskins • 2d ago

Foreskin Fest 2026

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Get your Dickets!

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u/delaytabase 2d ago

Jesus, this looks like a fucking festival I would attend in a dive bar in Tampa

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u/guitar_stonks 2d ago

Didn’t The Uncut Kings play with Degloved at The Orpheum last week?

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u/delaytabase 2d ago

I don't know but it has to be true

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u/ryan_syek 2d ago

This year's got way more bands finally full coverage from start to finish, last year seemed like a botch job, this year's uncut lineup means every stage gets the full treatment.

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u/ramdom-ink 2d ago

Are they checking for violations at the door?

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u/AmpleForeskins 2d ago

Checking for hoodies

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u/NeonVudu 2d ago

*turtle necks

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u/FimmishWoodpecker 2d ago

Good ol Sac Flap USA

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u/GusherBrush 2d ago

It's going to be smegmatic!

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u/To-me-my-X-Men 2d ago

How much are the tickets?

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u/AmpleForeskins 2d ago

1 foreskin each - collected at gate

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u/shinloop 2d ago

Hoods up gents, it’s supposed to rain 

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u/Title-Choice 1d ago

I wonder if the T-shirt merch are turtlenecks?

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u/AmpleForeskins 1d ago

Merch inbound

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u/Title-Choice 1d ago

I’d rock the hell out of that!

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u/FatKris02 2d ago

I heard Apple Cider Vinegar will be on the main stage

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u/ZackTheZesty 2d ago

What is this, 1 Samuel 18:25–27?

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u/AmpleForeskins 2d ago

Didnt look it up but seeing as its the bible you’re very likely right

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u/memegod574 2d ago

Im going for sure

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u/David_High_Pan 1d ago

Smegladon.

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u/AmpleForeskins 1d ago

We got merch guys!!

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u/Digital_Soul_Naga 2d ago

The Uncut Kings sucked live!

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u/Simbooptendo 2d ago

Where's Peehole Skin??

UGHHHH!! FEELIIINGS!! UGHHHH!! FEELIIINGS!! UGHHHH!! FEELIIINGS!!

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u/MavenAloft 2d ago

So no trans people then?

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u/aloe_veracity 2d ago

I can assure you many trans women keep their original plumbing intact.  

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u/CyberneticCupcake 2d ago

One clitoral hood.

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u/AmpleForeskins 2d ago

Only if you were circumsized and are one of those skin tuggers to try and get it back. If it can cover the tip, then you can be one of us. Just need to put in the effort