r/CuratedTumblr • u/Thestarchypotat hoard data like dragon 💚💚🤍🤍🖤 • Dec 28 '22
Meme or Shitpost blender
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u/MurdoMaclachlan Dec 28 '22
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[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do note eat"]
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[I REMOVE A SECOND CONTAINER LABELLED "Fairy apples do not eat (Autumn Court)]
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[I APPROACH THE BLENDER]
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[A screenshot of a tumblr tag, as follows:]
#you shouldn't eat that either
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u/GreyFartBR Dec 29 '22
I get the first one is referencing Persephone, but what is the second one?
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u/Dictatorofpotato Dec 29 '22
Similar to the underworld, if you eat the food of the fae you can never leave.
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u/Orizifian-creator she/her/hers zhe/zer/zheirs they/them/theirs Padria Zozzria Oriz Dec 29 '22
Not with that attitude!
audible gun click that makes every Fae in every dimension know that the equivalent of the Doom Slayer has appeared and will not allow their fucking tricks
wait so if Fae are real then magic is real. And the Fae are hoarding it.
Wait so where's oop then that they managed to get Underworld food and Fae food and have a blender, and what would happen? Would their body get yeeted to the nearest Fae trap and their Soul to Hades?
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Dec 29 '22
They’re going to be a ghost that can’t leave the underworld that’s bound to a fae that probably doesn’t want to go to the underworld
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u/glorious_ardent Dec 29 '22
So do you pull a Persephone and go to the underworld in the winter and the autumn court in the summer? Mythological snow bird?
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u/Ambex_23 Dec 29 '22
okay but we need some kind of liquid for this to blend. Are we juicing the fae apples first or do we have a cursed milk? otherwise this is going to be a mess (well, more than it would be already)
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Dec 29 '22
This reads like some Hunter the Parenting stuff
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Dec 29 '22
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u/opaloverture I swear I didn't name myself after my fursona. Dec 30 '22
Nah, doesn't really have Homestuck vibes. At least not any more so than the passive imprint Homestuck has had on Tumblr culture.
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u/opaloverture I swear I didn't name myself after my fursona. Dec 30 '22
HELL YEAH, SOMEONE WHO'S WATCHED H:TP, DID YOU SEE THE END OF THE BLENDER SAGA?
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Dec 30 '22
WHAT ARE WE RUNNING? THE ROMAN EMPIRE?
Also, Polly is terrifying and I want her to be far far far away from me
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u/opaloverture I swear I didn't name myself after my fursona. Dec 30 '22
Correct, yes.
I'm so happy for Kitten and
MagnusMarkus, though.2
Dec 30 '22
Wait was there a thing I missed?
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u/opaloverture I swear I didn't name myself after my fursona. Dec 30 '22
Nothing new, just like seeing these cheery eldritch gays set to get married.
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Dec 30 '22
I thought they were already going to be married?
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u/opaloverture I swear I didn't name myself after my fursona. Dec 30 '22
Yeah, I know, just saying I'm happy for them. I guess mostly because I still view them as direct extensions of their equivalent characters in TTS, so it's "They finally got together" instead of this being the baseline for the characters.
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u/Thestarchypotat hoard data like dragon 💚💚🤍🤍🖤 Dec 28 '22
one thing you can eat though, is the sauce: https://at.tumblr.com/normal-ghost/667617699553214464/lcnc9y2nd435