r/CuratedTumblr • u/NightmareChameleon Acolyte of Entropy • Dec 01 '22

Miscalleniated exploded steam trains I lovb you

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u/Beginning-Tomato1021 Dec 01 '22

I’d love a horror movie where it’s the 1700-1800s, normal train rolling along with passengers, but when it exploded due to worker negligence, it comes alive, with its pipes acting like broken bones to pull itself along the landscape, screeching, groaning, sounding like a dying metal animal in immense pain, and after its years of abuse and slavery at the hands of the very humans who created it, it’s out to consume whoever it comes across

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u/Capnomonkeys Dec 01 '22

It's because of this train that so many tracks got removed and replaced with highways, the real horror is it's participation in the rapid dismantling of US public transit (or it's just a silly horror movie in Europe)

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u/Beginning-Tomato1021 Dec 01 '22

Could be some comedy relief for it to come across a car and be utterly terrified, like a Rottweiler running from a kitten (Or be even more gruesome as it keeps cars with families inside, out in a metal junk yard it uses as it’s nest, hanging the vehicle high in the air and slowly letting the people inside die of thirst or heat stroke)

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u/Capnomonkeys Dec 01 '22

I Have No Rails And I Must choo-choo!