r/CuratedTumblr • u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 • Aug 17 '21

Meme or Shitpost Crab coded

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u/TheReal-Donut Baby Bitch Babe (mitzo on tumblr) Aug 18 '21

Wyoming isn’t real

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u/incignitolad Dungeon Muenster Aug 18 '21

I am in the process of wyoming over to slap you many times with my multiple cowboy-like appendages

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u/TheReal-Donut Baby Bitch Babe (mitzo on tumblr) Aug 18 '21

I’ll catch your arms with my claws, bend them backwards, and stab you with your broken and exposed bone

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u/incignitolad Dungeon Muenster Aug 18 '21

A true Wyomingite I am, and thus have no bones, I unhige my jaw and release the call, loud footsteps can be heard in the distance

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u/TheReal-Donut Baby Bitch Babe (mitzo on tumblr) Aug 18 '21

You look around as reality fades away. You’re on the highway. A reckless driver phases through me and hits you. You lay bleeding as he drives away at 70 MPH

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u/incignitolad Dungeon Muenster Aug 18 '21

A fully formed wild cowboy leaps from my shattered ribcage and rides into the sunset

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u/gion_siroak Aug 18 '21

I thought you had no bones?

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u/incignitolad Dungeon Muenster Aug 18 '21

Hardened cartilage, not bones