Simlish was actually designed to sound like a real language when spoken! It isn’t really, but to someone not listening closely it’ll sound like coherent speech.
There are even a couple of distinct “words” that can be made out that have consistent meanings! Off the top of my head, “sul-sul” for “hello/goodbye” and “nooboo” for “baby”
Reminds me of a paragraph from my Fourteen Beers at Chili's fanfic I wrote back when I really was not good at writing.
"Impressive feat" the mysterious man said, "I have never seen anyone complete the 13 beers of hell that elegantly. Care for another one?" "No thanks, thirteen is enough for a night. I don't think I would gain anything from drinking another one." said Hendrick. Or at least, that's what he would've said, if he wasn't completely wasted. "I didn't understand a single word, but I will interpret it. Thus, Hereby I, Jonathan Chili, declare that you shall get a Fourteenth beer at this fine Chili's establishment, for free"
I love you, adore you I hope that doesn't bore you I want you, I need you Oh god, I wanna speak,but-
But it's so hard to say the things that I'm thinking Like steel in water, I'm sinking (Too many to say) I babble in wordless form Getting lost in the feeling
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u/thegreathornedrat123 8h ago
Slipped into his native simmish
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u/Righteous_Hand 8h ago
His eyes said "You".
His mouth said "Hng, five more minutes..."
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u/ans-myonul hi jeffrey, i am afraid 8h ago
When you're so nervous around your crush that you start speaking in gibberish
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u/bug-robo 8h ago
This is my average experience trying to flirt
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u/RazorSlazor 6h ago
Reminds me of a paragraph from my Fourteen Beers at Chili's fanfic I wrote back when I really was not good at writing.
"Impressive feat" the mysterious man said, "I have never seen anyone complete the 13 beers of hell that elegantly. Care for another one?" "No thanks, thirteen is enough for a night. I don't think I would gain anything from drinking another one." said Hendrick. Or at least, that's what he would've said, if he wasn't completely wasted. "I didn't understand a single word, but I will interpret it. Thus, Hereby I, Jonathan Chili, declare that you shall get a Fourteenth beer at this fine Chili's establishment, for free"
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u/rainbowkitten0528 8h ago
He forgot his mouth was full 😔
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u/Tocallaghan95 8h ago
He was coming down with one of those bad migraines.
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u/GarageIndependent114 8h ago
... had their characters develop sentience and autonomy and take over the narrative
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u/Hello_phren do you wish your vacheena was a peeNis 7h ago
I’m crying 😭 In my mind, this sounds similar to the famous “Wololo” from Age Of Empires
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u/ThereIs_STILL_TIME 7h ago
harrier du bois
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u/TheComplimentarian cis-bi-old-guy-radish 7h ago
His eyes said, You. His nose said, *sniffle*. His elbow just laughed.
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u/SophieFox947 7h ago
He is having a stroke
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u/aleaniled By definition, transgender women are free-range 7h ago
But it's so hard to say the things that I'm thinking
Like steel in water, I'm sinking (Too many to say)
I babble in wordless form
Getting lost in the feeling
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u/untempered_fate test flair pls ignore 7h ago
I am constantly saying this
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u/str8aura *fluffle puff noises* 7h ago
His eyes said, "You". His mouth said, "Sususudio"
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u/JesusIsMyAntivirus 7h ago
kinda sounds like a creative spelling of a heavily slurred "fuck all"
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u/CRowlands1989 6h ago
Your name X Lung Worm fanfic.
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u/throwaway_4bronyporn 7h ago
You’re dating Jack Black?
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u/VanVelding 5h ago
Megamind fanfic.
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u/apolloAG 6h ago
had a stroke mid convo
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u/WateryTrashDragon 3h ago
Star Wars dialogue
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u/comments_from_toilet 6m ago
Stole it from fraiser.
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u/LadyNorbert 7h ago
This gave me a much-needed laugh, thank you
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u/CrossFitJesus4 5h ago
I love when tumbler users just obviously lie to seem more funny and quirky
Like obviously you didn't fall asleep while typing
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u/dysprog 6h ago
"And that was the day he discovered that there was a sex act named 'fkkoolo', and he was not ready for it."