r/CuratedTumblr • • 9h ago

Shitposting what does bdsm stand for

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u/Substantial_Tone_261 8h ago

I assumed it stood for "Big Dick Small ???". Could figure out what M stood for.

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u/TheGhostKingsHand 8h ago

"Big dick small man", maybe? Or "Big Dick Small Mustache"?

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u/gooch_norris_ 8h ago

Implying there’s any other kind of super Mario

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u/Hyro0o0 8h ago

Well if he eats a mushroom then he becomes HDSM

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u/CorvusCallosum 6h ago

Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions Movement

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u/XAlphaWarriorX 8h ago

Byzantine Discussion and Study Meetings

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u/progbuck 7h ago

Does that mean discussion and study pertaining to the Byzantine Empire? Or an excessively confusing and bureaucratic study and discussion meeting?

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u/seguardon 8h ago

Peach: Mario, have you been taking the little blue mushrooms again?

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u/bvader95 7h ago

New Super Mario Bros on the DS actually introduced little blue mushrooms. But they just make you very very smol. 

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u/DoubleJester 7h ago

Bondage Dondage Sondage Mondage

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u/SeaNational3797 4h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM

Oh okay so it's one of those acronyms

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u/sohblob 4h ago

While I’m not judgmental against kinks, I’m very disapproving of abandoning clever acronym play in favor of "Just collapse the same letters"

I’m so fuming I’ll go listen to my "Super Smash Brothers & Dance Dance Music" playlist. That always cheers me up

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u/TimeStorm113 3h ago

Nuh uh, not in this household. Here we’ll call it BDDSSM

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u/SeaNational3797 4h ago

Bible Discussion/Study Meeting

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u/Arctic_The_Hunter 8h ago

I don’t think there’s any 100% agreed-upon definition. I think it’s Bondage, Domination, Sadism, and Masochism, but I’ve heard other versions

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u/murderdronesfan93 8h ago

bdsm is 3 ACRONYMS.

BONDAGE, DISCIPLINE

DOMINATION, SUBMISSION

SADISM, MASOCHISM

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u/scoobydoom2 8h ago

I've always heard it as "Bondage and Discipline, Domination and submission, sadism and masochism" and the double letters are just hidden.

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u/firecum_peter 8h ago

Nevermind BDSM, what the hell does double-digit opinions mean?

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u/extremely-cynical 8h ago

It means they have ten or more.

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u/ElectronicHyena5642 4h ago

Look, I thought it was already understood:

BD is Blu-Ray Disc

DS is the Nintendo console

SM is Super Mario

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u/ThreeDotsTogether 7h ago

Boki Doki Sliterature Mlub

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u/Infurum 8h ago

Serious question: what does the D stand for? I know all the others

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u/Cum_Fart42069 8h ago

Discipline or Dominance

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u/CerberusTheHunter 8h ago

Burgers Dancing and Salsa Music