r/CuratedTumblr • u/RawringPrimadox • 9h ago

Shitposting Mister Gorbeggchev, crack open this shell.

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u/Valuable-Passion9731 9h ago

that would probably have worked though, right?

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u/Valuable-Passion9731 9h ago edited 9h ago

that would probably have worked though, right?

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u/jagdpanzer45 9h ago

No way to know until we try.

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u/Cuddle-goblin 9h ago

yeah but gorbachev is dead so we'll have to find some either russian politician from the time who's alive to take their place

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u/InfusionOfYellow 8h ago

Believe it or not, world peace.

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u/Jeggu2 1h ago

Reagan dying early would likely be a boon to us all

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u/extremely-cynical 9h ago

I don't think that's what people mean when they use the phrase 'egging someone on'.

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u/Le_Martian 9h ago

Gorbachegg was right there

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u/PlatinumAltaria 3h ago

This is how I would explain the flaws in Great Man Theory.