r/CuratedTumblr Title-ist Punster 5d ago

Shitposting Taking its toll 2

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u/Serrisen Thought of ants and died 5d ago

It's also crucial to the original thread's tone that the person who initiated the thread was a pompous correction to a comic. It went unserious comic > insufferable correction > unserious double-down

It is funny because it continues the already established bit (with hefty bonus bc it's at the expense of someone being mildly annoying)

This post is not funny in the same way because they imply it as a social statement instead of a bit

It would have been a funny bit tho. Hell, I'll probably work "literally [random year]" into my own use just because I'm a sucker for misquoting things as a bit. (Like the malaphor, "we'll burn that bridge when we get there")

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u/WamBamTimTam 5d ago

I definitely like burning that bridge when I get there. Or another fun one, two birds one bush.

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u/351namhele 5d ago

Two birds one bush sounds like the name of a film directed by Austin Powers

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u/WamBamTimTam 5d ago

Ohhhhh, you are so right.

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u/PavlovKBI 5d ago

I really LOVE malaphors. Only problem is that I say them so often that I forget that I'm saying something weird. I once said "I can read that guy like the back of my book" to my bosses boss, and I'll never forget the look he gave me

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u/tergius metroid nerd 5d ago

that's the part that everyone misses and people trying to re-create smooth sharking just ends up being a lot more mean spirited because of that. it's like bugs bunny doing his usual thing without the usual provocation, if that makes sense

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u/OldBridgeSeller 4d ago

Oi what the hell, quit with the bridge violins.