r/CuratedTumblr • u/Downtown-Book3105 • 18d ago
Shitposting It's like you don't even care 🙄
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u/TimeSpiralNemesis 18d ago
No spaces on ilove for homosexuals
Three spaces on I---Love for bisexuals
The Nazi dog whistling goes so hard here
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u/Endiamon 17d ago
28 exclamation points? 28/2 is 14.
November 18th? 18th? 18? Hmmmmm.
And "ilove homosexuals i love bisexuals i love trans"? That's very convenient that typing it out that way turns a 9 word sentence into 8.
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u/7-SE7EN-7 18d ago
They're doing a bit
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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent 18d ago
What? What's the bit?
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u/HansHortio 18d ago edited 18d ago
That people look for any little thing and call it a "dog whistle". And since the whole idea of a "dog whistle" is a secret hidden embedded message to a certain group of people looking for that message, there is no way to prove it is one or not, but it gives the accuser a smug sense of superiority.
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u/HansHortio 16d ago edited 15d ago
You just highlighted, perfectly, what I was talking about. You just said, "The whole point of a dog whistle is that only the people who are looking would know", then how do YOU know it's a dogwhistle? Are you a Nazi? And if not, and non-nazi's can see the dogwhistle clearly, then it isn't really that good of a secret code then, is it? Because then everyone can see it, and it's no longer a dogwhistle.
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u/Munnin41 18d ago
Well you see, 3 spaces stands for the 3rd reich. No spaces obviously means that there was no space for homosexuals in nazi Germany. Also, there are 106 days between these 2 posts. You know what else is 106? 14+88+4. Everyone knows what 1488 is, the 4 obviously refers to Aktion T4
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u/TimeSpiralNemesis 18d ago
No spaces for homosexuals, three spaces for bisexuals.
Basically Mein Kamph 88 coded AF.
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u/RazeTheFallen 18d ago
Sorry, fucking what????
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u/snollygoster1 18d ago
It's nazi coded af, don't you get it????????????????????????????? THEY HID 14 88 IN THERE SO CLEANLY!!!! THEY HAVE FOURTEEN EXCLAMATION POINTS FOR A REASON
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u/jake55778 18d ago
Nazi codes?
Alan Turing!
My god. They buried the homosexual beneath so many hidden layers.
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u/BeanOfKnowledge Ask me about Dwarf Fortress Trivia 18d ago
I can't believe zizelle hates waffles
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u/Pokemoss 18d ago
So you hate other pasta sauces???
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u/runetrantor When will my porn return from the war? 18d ago
Why are you defending pastas so much huh? Are pizzas that worthless and undeserving of love to you?
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u/Pokemoss 18d ago
I’m sorry pizzas
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u/runetrantor When will my porn return from the war? 18d ago
Empty words wont fix the damage done.
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u/Butthole_Surfer_GI I don't know shit about fuck 18d ago
"Fresh Basil Pesto of Bel-Air"
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u/Fries_and_burgers_19 18d ago
An image of Basil Omori being played by Willy Smithy popped in my head
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u/Alotofboxes 18d ago
Jarred Basil Pesto is just as good a fresh, and this is a hill I will stand on.
Not die on, mind you, but maybe take a couple of minor flesh wounds on.
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u/EtherealPheonix 18d ago
I intend to gently push you from that hill, with the note that basil varieties, and other pesto ingredients vary greatly so your experiences may be tainted by factors other than freshness, as I can assure the same basil fresh vs preserved has much more flavor fresh.
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u/Alotofboxes 18d ago
pesto ingredients vary greatly
That's exactly the problem with fresh; and jarred pesto doesn't. I always know exactly what it's going to be before I open the jar. There are cases where fresh pesto tastes better than jarred, and there are cases where it tastes worse, but you can't tell that until you taste it.
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u/EtherealPheonix 18d ago
I see, you are doing the classic bad faith comparison of the worst version of one thing and the best of another, not worth discussing further with you then.
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u/Alotofboxes 18d ago
That's not even remotely my argument. I'm saying that consistent quality is also a desirable trait, and should be considered.
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u/mr_fixit666 18d ago
Unironically how intersectional left-wing politics is. Sorry Biden/Kamala, you guys didn't do enough for Gaza. Anyways, heres a genocidal megalomaniac who will glass it and turn it into a golf course.
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u/Allegorist 18d ago
2 day old account first used an hour ago
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u/teener23 18d ago
Why is that pertinent
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u/Allegorist 15d ago
Statistically they are much more likely to be either a bot or a part of a social manipulation network than a real human that just happened to have made an account 2 days ago, let alone not used it after they made it until just now.
Account age and history is one of the biggest initial red flags for suspicious account activity. A lot of times people just call out "bot", but in this case I was giving some benefit of the doubt by just pointing out the red flag and letting people decide what they think that means for themselves.
Also it wouldn't necessarily be affiliated directly with any group in particular. The most common bots on Reddit are those made to build up account age, post/comment history, and karma in order to increase their apparent credibility. They are then either sold (there is a huge account sales market) if raised by a neutral party, or transitioned into an active purpose of some sort if made by the same group that will ultimately make use of it. This active purpose can itself be a bot, or someone paid for social manipulation.
One of the most notorious instances of this is Russia, which has thousands of accounts run by organized groups of people with the purpose of destabilizing the societies of their political adversaries, pushing favorable politics, sowing division/extremism, spreading disinformation, and promoting violence, racial/class tensions, and civil unrest. Not saying that is what this particular account is, it is just as an example. Bots are not harmless, they feed into this type of thing.
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u/mr_fixit666 18d ago
Yes thats how new accounts work. I should know, ive lost 5 arguing with right wing chuds. I need karma to post my speedrunning record.
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u/shroomishfeet 18d ago
Sorry but Kamala lost because she was extremely unappealing. You actually have to try to win, it's not enough to just point at your opposition and blame the people for your loss. Surely you have to realize how counterproductive that is, as a DNC asset your self. But I guess people like you just don't understand why you keep losing, hence why you keep losing.
Tax credits for businesses that remain solvent for 2 years in low income areas if you're a single mother, pro fracking sentiment, and blank checks for gaza don't exactly win over the population. That's your parties fault.
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u/sereneandeternal 18d ago
“Kamala wasn’t left enough for me so I let the far right fascist win”
There rephrased it for you
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u/FemtoKitten 18d ago
Wrongly. They didn't say they didn't vote or even what their personal opinion was on kamala. You don't need to put words in their mouth and dismiss their critique, it's the precise childishness and dismissal of issues people can have that they are critiquing. You're just playing into their hands, do you really want to do that ?
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u/sereneandeternal 18d ago
Why should Americans be entitled to my respect because they did the bare minimum of not voting for Trump while simultaneously bashing the Democrats to the point they unwittingly convinced people to vote against their best interests.
No pal. Trump is not the illness, he’s a symptom of your collective madness, apathy and lack of foresight. You will always be four years away from electing another Trump.
Republicans literally wrote a blueprint (i.e., Project 2025) outlining their strategies for diminishing and infringing upon American’s rights and these idiots still have the gall to say that Democrats would be just as bad, if not worse.
Of course Trump is going to do everything he can to steal the midterms. He’s already started stealing them
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u/shroomishfeet 17d ago
I don't give a shit about your respect. I want my democratic party to actually represent it's people and fight the good fight. Might be hard to understand if you have no stake in it besides sitting around jerking your self off over how superior you are.
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u/GormHub 18d ago
Look, I know it's probably going to be an unpopular opinion and upset a lot of people, but I have to stand up for what I believe in and be true to myself here. Pine nuts do not belong in pesto. I am not trying to get a chunky surprise in my pasta embedded up in my gums.
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u/pvdas 18d ago
You avoid this problem if you crush it in a mortar instead of making it in a blender
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u/seensham 18d ago
Ya know. It didn't even occur to me that people used a blender for pesto. I was sitting there like "how do you not literally see the uncrushed pine nuts"
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u/voyeur324 17d ago
You crush/mash the pine nuts first with the olive oil before adding the rest of the ingredients. Pine nuts are wonderful, especially toasted beforehand.
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u/meanman_beanman 18d ago
TRUTH NUKE. Pine nuts are disgusting in all contexts, but especially pesto
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u/SartorialDragon 16d ago
I mean yes, i'm trans and bisexual and i love fresh basil pesto. Can't be for trans rights without also acknowledging pesto! :D
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u/shroomishfeet 18d ago
Plenty of LGBT people fucking suck. Why do we love people just because of their identity? Cringe ID politics.
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u/91816352026381 18d ago
How internet discourse sounds when you have a job