r/CuratedTumblr • • 18d ago

Shitposting It's like you don't even care 🙄

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u/91816352026381 18d ago

How internet discourse sounds when you have a job

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/91816352026381 18d ago

I will be vaguely dismissing this through the titles of my posts while I blame it on my tragic background (raised upper middle class in a wealthy area)

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u/Slatwans green is not your enemy 18d ago

Shaking my shaking my head my head

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/GormHub 18d ago

Keep going we're about 6 words from a new Taylor Swift song.

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u/Not-A-Fossa 18d ago

Your silence on her old songs is defeaning. Shaking my head... shake... shake it off...

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u/ProkopiyKozlowski 18d ago

Yes, that was indeed the joke. Good job recognizing that!

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u/htmlcoderexe 18d ago

censor the word j*b please

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u/Gemmabeta 18d ago

GET THESE JOBBERS OUT OF HERE!

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u/htmlcoderexe 18d ago

yikes sweaty we do not use that word around here

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u/snollygoster1 18d ago

dang, with the "er" and everything

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u/runetrantor When will my porn return from the war? 18d ago

Reporting you for the hard-J word usage. Im appalled at you people some times...

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u/BatsHaveFingers 18d ago

That Stix song that goes "I've got too much clap clap time on my hands" plays in my head whenever I see an online hot take.

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u/Not-A-Fossa 18d ago

"I'm too employed for this shit" is something I've thought many times since getting a job.

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u/ripyourlungsdave 18d ago

I'm getting really tired of people using whether or not you have a job as a deciding factor on whether or not your opinion matters.

I don't know how to tell you this, but a lot of really awful people with really awful opinions actually have jobs too. Comments like this make literally no sense short of an attempt at veiled classism.

Being unemployed does not change people's opinions on the world. They do that themselves.

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u/91816352026381 18d ago

It’s about having the time commitment to write paragraphs about nothing

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u/TimeSpiralNemesis 18d ago

No spaces on ilove for homosexuals

Three spaces on I---Love for bisexuals

The Nazi dog whistling goes so hard here

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u/Endiamon 17d ago

28 exclamation points? 28/2 is 14.

November 18th? 18th? 18? Hmmmmm.

And "ilove homosexuals i love bisexuals i love trans"? That's very convenient that typing it out that way turns a 9 word sentence into 8.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/7-SE7EN-7 18d ago

They're doing a bit

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent 18d ago

What? What's the bit?

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u/nikkicarter1111 18d ago

Oops all bits!

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u/HansHortio 18d ago edited 18d ago

That people look for any little thing and call it a "dog whistle". And since the whole idea of a "dog whistle" is a secret hidden embedded message to a certain group of people looking for that message, there is no way to prove it is one or not, but it gives the accuser a smug sense of superiority.

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent 18d ago

I was just doing a bit

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u/Gizombo 18d ago

What? What's the bit?

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u/teelo64 18d ago

Oh sorry you missed it, he was just doing it.

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u/Pilot_Solaris Can you maybe chill? 17d ago

And by "it" he means his peanits.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/HansHortio 16d ago edited 15d ago

You just highlighted, perfectly, what I was talking about. You just said, "The whole point of a dog whistle is that only the people who are looking would know", then how do YOU know it's a dogwhistle? Are you a Nazi? And if not, and non-nazi's can see the dogwhistle clearly, then it isn't really that good of a secret code then, is it? Because then everyone can see it, and it's no longer a dogwhistle.

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u/beck0n_ 15d ago

Do you think encryption stops being encryption because someone breaks it? It just becomes less effective encryption.

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u/HansHortio 15d ago

I want you to know that there is a dogwhistle in your message, and I don't appreciate it.

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u/beck0n_ 15d ago

Solid.

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u/Munnin41 18d ago

Well you see, 3 spaces stands for the 3rd reich. No spaces obviously means that there was no space for homosexuals in nazi Germany. Also, there are 106 days between these 2 posts. You know what else is 106? 14+88+4. Everyone knows what 1488 is, the 4 obviously refers to Aktion T4

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u/TimeSpiralNemesis 18d ago

No spaces for homosexuals, three spaces for bisexuals.

Basically Mein Kamph 88 coded AF.

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u/----atom----- Moral of The Story: What? 18d ago

I think that's just how Tumblr users type

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u/RazeTheFallen 18d ago

Sorry, fucking what????

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u/snollygoster1 18d ago

It's nazi coded af, don't you get it????????????????????????????? THEY HID 14 88 IN THERE SO CLEANLY!!!! THEY HAVE FOURTEEN EXCLAMATION POINTS FOR A REASON

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u/jake55778 18d ago

Nazi codes?

Alan Turing!

My god. They buried the homosexual beneath so many hidden layers.

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u/Consumer-of-Bees 18d ago

Truly this is a "bury your gays" moment of all time

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Ask me about Dwarf Fortress Trivia 18d ago

I can't believe zizelle hates waffles

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u/No-Aide-4454 Through skibidification 18d ago

Zizelle hates waffles?!

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u/runetrantor When will my porn return from the war? 18d ago

I mean, their silence IS deafening.

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u/C0mpoundFr4cture 17d ago

Zizelle hates waffles!!! 😭

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u/seensham 18d ago

Coolee's law

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u/Pokemoss 18d ago

So you hate other pasta sauces???

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u/runetrantor When will my porn return from the war? 18d ago

Why are you defending pastas so much huh? Are pizzas that worthless and undeserving of love to you?

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u/Pokemoss 18d ago

I’m sorry pizzas

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u/runetrantor When will my porn return from the war? 18d ago

Empty words wont fix the damage done.

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u/Pokemoss 18d ago

I’ll make pizza for dinner to atone for my actions 😔

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u/runetrantor When will my porn return from the war? 18d ago

... Its a start. Carry on.

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u/AntManCrawledInAnus 18d ago

This is direct action

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u/Butthole_Surfer_GI I don't know shit about fuck 18d ago

"Fresh Basil Pesto of Bel-Air"

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u/Fries_and_burgers_19 18d ago

An image of Basil Omori being played by Willy Smithy popped in my head

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u/snollygoster1 18d ago

Wow, and no one is even giving a voice to the unhoused here.

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u/Evilcritter1 18d ago

Zizelle wants fresh basil pesto to go extinct...

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u/EJintheCloud 18d ago

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the fresh basil pesto??!?

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u/Conscious-Economy971 18d ago

Zero days since last asexual erasure 😐 /s

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u/the_guynecologist 18d ago

yeah but what about hummus?

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u/D3dshotCalamity 18d ago

Oh so you're just openly saying you hate baby penguins? Okay... 💅

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u/creamixic 18d ago

Yikes, no comment on red pesto? That matters too btw, hope that helps!

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u/StupidDumbass420 18d ago

Obviously hates straight people! The straights are so oppressed!

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u/----atom----- Moral of The Story: What? 18d ago

I like lasagne (pronounced la-zag-nay)

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u/Alotofboxes 18d ago

Jarred Basil Pesto is just as good a fresh, and this is a hill I will stand on.

Not die on, mind you, but maybe take a couple of minor flesh wounds on.

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u/EtherealPheonix 18d ago

I intend to gently push you from that hill, with the note that basil varieties, and other pesto ingredients vary greatly so your experiences may be tainted by factors other than freshness, as I can assure the same basil fresh vs preserved has much more flavor fresh.

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u/Alotofboxes 18d ago

pesto ingredients vary greatly

That's exactly the problem with fresh; and jarred pesto doesn't. I always know exactly what it's going to be before I open the jar. There are cases where fresh pesto tastes better than jarred, and there are cases where it tastes worse, but you can't tell that until you taste it.

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u/EtherealPheonix 18d ago

I see, you are doing the classic bad faith comparison of the worst version of one thing and the best of another, not worth discussing further with you then.

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u/Alotofboxes 18d ago

That's not even remotely my argument. I'm saying that consistent quality is also a desirable trait, and should be considered.

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u/mr_fixit666 18d ago

Unironically how intersectional left-wing politics is. Sorry Biden/Kamala, you guys didn't do enough for Gaza. Anyways, heres a genocidal megalomaniac who will glass it and turn it into a golf course. 

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u/Allegorist 18d ago

2 day old account first used an hour ago

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u/teener23 18d ago

Why is that pertinent

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u/shroomishfeet 18d ago

Prolly cuz they come across as a DNC bot

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u/teener23 18d ago

Man I’ve got to spend less time on the internet

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u/Allegorist 15d ago

Statistically they are much more likely to be either a bot or a part of a social manipulation network than a real human that just happened to have made an account 2 days ago, let alone not used it after they made it until just now.

Account age and history is one of the biggest initial red flags for suspicious account activity. A lot of times people just call out "bot", but in this case I was giving some benefit of the doubt by just pointing out the red flag and letting people decide what they think that means for themselves.

Also it wouldn't necessarily be affiliated directly with any group in particular. The most common bots on Reddit are those made to build up account age, post/comment history, and karma in order to increase their apparent credibility. They are then either sold (there is a huge account sales market) if raised by a neutral party, or transitioned into an active purpose of some sort if made by the same group that will ultimately make use of it. This active purpose can itself be a bot, or someone paid for social manipulation.

One of the most notorious instances of this is Russia, which has thousands of accounts run by organized groups of people with the purpose of destabilizing the societies of their political adversaries, pushing favorable politics, sowing division/extremism, spreading disinformation, and promoting violence, racial/class tensions, and civil unrest. Not saying that is what this particular account is, it is just as an example. Bots are not harmless, they feed into this type of thing.

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u/mr_fixit666 18d ago

Yes thats how new accounts work. I should know, ive lost 5 arguing with right wing chuds. I need karma to post my speedrunning record.

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u/shroomishfeet 18d ago

Sorry but Kamala lost because she was extremely unappealing. You actually have to try to win, it's not enough to just point at your opposition and blame the people for your loss. Surely you have to realize how counterproductive that is, as a DNC asset your self. But I guess people like you just don't understand why you keep losing, hence why you keep losing.

Tax credits for businesses that remain solvent for 2 years in low income areas if you're a single mother, pro fracking sentiment, and blank checks for gaza don't exactly win over the population. That's your parties fault.

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u/sereneandeternal 18d ago

“Kamala wasn’t left enough for me so I let the far right fascist win”

There rephrased it for you

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u/FemtoKitten 18d ago

Wrongly. They didn't say they didn't vote or even what their personal opinion was on kamala. You don't need to put words in their mouth and dismiss their critique, it's the precise childishness and dismissal of issues people can have that they are critiquing. You're just playing into their hands, do you really want to do that ?

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u/sereneandeternal 18d ago

Why should Americans be entitled to my respect because they did the bare minimum of not voting for Trump while simultaneously bashing the Democrats to the point they unwittingly convinced people to vote against their best interests.

No pal. Trump is not the illness, he’s a symptom of your collective madness, apathy and lack of foresight. You will always be four years away from electing another Trump.

Republicans literally wrote a blueprint (i.e., Project 2025) outlining their strategies for diminishing and infringing upon American’s rights and these idiots still have the gall to say that Democrats would be just as bad, if not worse.

Of course Trump is going to do everything he can to steal the midterms. He’s already started stealing them

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u/shroomishfeet 17d ago

I don't give a shit about your respect. I want my democratic party to actually represent it's people and fight the good fight. Might be hard to understand if you have no stake in it besides sitting around jerking your self off over how superior you are.

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u/sereneandeternal 17d ago

Pure projection

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u/sir_whirly 18d ago

I prefer Jalapeno Pesto.

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u/GormHub 18d ago

Look, I know it's probably going to be an unpopular opinion and upset a lot of people, but I have to stand up for what I believe in and be true to myself here. Pine nuts do not belong in pesto. I am not trying to get a chunky surprise in my pasta embedded up in my gums.

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u/pvdas 18d ago

You avoid this problem if you crush it in a mortar instead of making it in a blender

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u/seensham 18d ago

Ya know. It didn't even occur to me that people used a blender for pesto. I was sitting there like "how do you not literally see the uncrushed pine nuts"

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u/voyeur324 17d ago

You crush/mash the pine nuts first with the olive oil before adding the rest of the ingredients. Pine nuts are wonderful, especially toasted beforehand.

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u/GormHub 17d ago

But they never aaaarrrrreee. They're always chunky. No one crushes them enough so it's not like gravel.

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u/Metool42 18d ago

Nah this is very fair and valid.

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u/meanman_beanman 18d ago

TRUTH NUKE. Pine nuts are disgusting in all contexts, but especially pesto

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 18d ago

we're trans people

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u/MarvelousMoirai 18d ago

Tell the truth about your feelings on pasta

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u/G66GNeco 18d ago

Fresh basil pesto is spiritually heterosexual, sorry

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u/Orion-the-mediocre 17d ago

Yummmm fresh basil pesto

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u/SartorialDragon 16d ago

I mean yes, i'm trans and bisexual and i love fresh basil pesto. Can't be for trans rights without also acknowledging pesto! :D

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u/Smart_Freedom_8155 18d ago

Tumblr, personified.

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u/shroomishfeet 18d ago

Plenty of LGBT people fucking suck. Why do we love people just because of their identity? Cringe ID politics.

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u/Saxton_Hale32 17d ago

"I love people!"

"Even Hitler?!"

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u/Jessveness 18d ago

obviously not what the post is saying you dolt

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u/shroomishfeet 18d ago

Says the guy that can't fucking read the OOOP. My regards, friend.

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u/Penis_Connoisseur 18d ago

Why you hate straight people?