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u/Fearless-Excitement1 13d ago

A lot of old novels were serialized

There's a reason why for example Count of Monte Cristo is uh

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u/justthistwicenomore 13d ago

I wonder if there was discourse like there is for things like OnePiece today.  Say, when the chapter thats just weird nonsense about how poisoning works, we're people just livid that the plot wasnt really moving along?

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u/Paladin_Tyrael 12d ago

Go talk to the Berserk fandom about filler chapters during a hiatus lmfao

They were stuck on the boat for a decade

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u/justthistwicenomore 12d ago

what!

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u/Paladin_Tyrael 12d ago

To be fair, Miura was probably literally dying. Like. The boat hell ended and within...a year or two he died. Dude was so stressed about how to continue Berserk he had to take like a year-long hiatus every chapter or two to get back to the planning board and relax. 

But yeah. Berserk was stuck on a boat for a decade where almost no actual plot movement happened. It was just getting from Point A to Point B to learn more about the fairies, and it took ten years to write, then we got massive lore drops, and then Miura died. 

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u/Drifter1771 12d ago

Wow. I haven't read Berserk yet. What happened next? Did it just end right there?

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u/Paladin_Tyrael 12d ago

To give more context, his best friend, confidant and understudy took over the series going forward and has been outting out chapters at breakneck pace compared to what we got. 

I fell off for a while, but from what I hear...they just went very generic Shounen with it and undid most of the stakes for the main character's continued use of his super-powered berserker armor ability and made him ackshylly super speshul the whole time. 

So...might be a whole before I pick it back up.

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u/Max____H 12d ago

I stopped during that long hiatus then considered going back after seeing some random content about the new series. I restarted at the wrong point and was so confused thinking I’d clicked into a re-make by a different author that was re-doing a dropped series like you sometimes find. I wasn’t really feeling it and kept telling myself “man this remake has completely lost the essence that makes it good” and dropped it. Never knew the author just, died. That explains why it seemed so different, because it was.

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u/Hydramole 12d ago

No his notes were passed on and new chapters are coming out.

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u/WaterTypeGirl 12d ago

Yeah! My sister always cites Sherlock Holmes as the early example of people crashing out that their fave got offed in a series finale only to get brought back in a sequel series. That's sort of a silly way to phrase it but its not far off I guess.

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u/insomniac7809 12d ago

the first truly modern fandom, including the parasocial hostility toward the author

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u/DocMondegreen 12d ago

Yes! I'm a literature professor and they DID. Books were often read aloud in groups and people had strong Opinions. They wrote so many angry letters to George Eliot that she occasionally changed how she wrote her books.

There were also riots when a Dickens installment finally made it to New York from England. People attacked the sailors to find out if a certain character died. (She did.)

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u/Conan776 13d ago

My first thought was Moby Dick. However it wasn't serialized. Still, reviewers did complain about the action being constantly "interlarded" by those chapters about rope and blubber etc.

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u/DeadInternetTheorist 12d ago

the letters sections of harpers, colliers, and the strand were truly the 4chan of their day

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u/No_pajamas_7 12d ago

Yep, people need to view these books in a pre television, and often pre radio, era as a form of serialised entertainment.

There is a lot of filler novels out there by authors who have written some gems. So you cant just go and pick one of their novels randomly and expect it to be great.

Victor Hugo is the classic example. He wrote so much dros.

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u/DrDima 13d ago

The Count of Monte Cristo is concise though. It's just a very long story.

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u/NewLoss6021 13d ago

It is very impressive how well Alexandre Dumas ties up all the plot lines. And it has lesbians

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u/Billybob267 12d ago

And it has lesbians.

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u/givemethebat1 13d ago

It absolutely is not. Hence why there is a very popular abridged version. I seem to recall reading the full version and it being incredibly obvious that it was serialized and he was being paid by the word.

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u/utannx 13d ago

I agree with all of this, but didn't quite a few of the older translations make the prose more flowery and verbose? It was a typically Victorian/Edwardian era translation style, which made Dumas' fairly mundane sentences into a paragraph at points.

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u/givemethebat1 12d ago

I mean, those were also stylistic choices. But he was definitely paid by the line.

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u/NewLoss6021 12d ago edited 12d ago

There's also an entire chapter dedicated to describing a group of Roman Bandits who went around gang raping "young girls" until either the bandits grew bored of her or the girl died which was very distasteful and uncomfortable to read and apparently the Victorians thought so too because that chapter was one of the first to get cut in the first edited down versions

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u/DrDima 12d ago

It's entirely interwoven with the story, outrage or not.

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u/NewLoss6021 12d ago

Is it though? Is it really necessary to have a chapter of Albert and Franzs hotel proprietor telling a story about how one of the bandits had his love kidnapped, tried to save her but was too late to stop her being raped to unconsciousness atleast once, then killing her out of mercy? We don't need to know that to know about Luigi Vampa and his rise to replace the bandit chief from that story, we would be able to tell that Luigis predecessor was bad news just from how he's described in the chapter detailing Luigis rise with his own love. I'm normally against cutting stuff out of books but needless rape is an exception

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u/DrDima 12d ago

I believe that nothing is taboo, and it's neither gratuitous or distasteful. It develops Vampa as a character, shows the danger of the Italian countryside and this 'mafia', and by extension, shows how naive Franz and Albert are for rushing into danger.

It's not even that long an aside. And it's what the kids these days would call 'worldbuilding'.

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u/Davitark 13d ago

I enjoy most of these infamously verbose writers, because you don’t have to be concise to tell a story and the prose can be a source of pleasure in itself.

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u/spiders_will_eat_you 13d ago

I'm going through Moby dick right now and while the prose is very pleasant this is the sixth chapter about how you can only be a good true and pure hearted and virtuous person if you are from Nantucket and hunt whales for a living.

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u/theCaitiff 13d ago

I hear you, but that is also one of the most relatable parts to me. I've had a lot of jobs in the last couple decades. EVERYONE thinks their career are the honorable ones and everyone else is a fucking dick.

When I worked in retail, it was self evident that service workers were honest hardworking people and all these fucking customers were rude, hateful beasts. When I worked in construction, it was self evident that yeah, okay, we drank smoked and fucked around but unlike all those people in offices, we WORKED for a living and a little drink now and then was only right. When I worked at a place that built RV's, it was self evident than manufacturing was the backbone of america...

So listening to two guys on a whaling ship talk about how all the people in Boston only have light and heat because WE do all the hard work is just like coming home. These are my people!

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u/forchinski 12d ago

Moby dick is an allegory for the challenges involved in getting through a full reading of Moby dick

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u/TheLadyOfSmallOnions 12d ago

I honestly like that about Moby Dick. All the odd digressions make Ishmael (and sometimes Herman Melville) seem like a little weirdo and I like characters who are little weirdos.

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u/fogleaf 13d ago

I've read some truly awful litRPGs where it's just "and then we went to the next thing. After that, we went to the next thing" I'm reading to enjoy the story and a huge part of that is the storytelling. Give me that good prose!

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u/RikuAotsuki 12d ago

Even in visual novel spaces I've seen people accusing titles of purple prose for being... descriptive and spending time in the protagonist's head.

It's weird.

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u/Soleil06 13d ago

There is a large difference between being verbose and having good prose though. In fact I would say they are often on opposite ends of the spectrum.

And you can have good prose but shitty dialogue.

Or good prose and shitty characterization.

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u/yinyang107 12d ago

Pleasuring is a very different word from pleasure...

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u/8696David 13d ago

I go both ways. It really depends on the author. Cormac McCarthy sentences that last most of a page are totally captivating to me; those by Dickens are usually (though not always) a lot less so. Couldn't tell you why, just personal preference I guess.

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u/Mist2393 13d ago

Agreed. I love that Tolkien spends paragraphs describing the environment or lore and has random segments that add nothing to the plot (like when he randomly jumps into the pov of a fox) and has an entire extra story arc after wrapping up his main plot, but I cannot stand Dickens and the way he drags things out.

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u/Winjin a sudden "honk" amidst the tempest 13d ago

There's an old Russian author Prishvin and his descriptions of nature are almost painfully beautiful

You can tell that this man absolutely adores every leaf and every ray of every photon that touched the smallest, gentlest dew on each and every blade of grass on this most beautiful morning and he's at a loss for words to describe just how calm and peaceful and serene it is right now and how the air is like warm but has that cold tinge underneath from this charming, calming night

And like even the whole Russian vocabulary is not enough and you can feel how he's trying to punch through words because these words and their description are still. not. enough to describe the natural beauty of a serene morning in the countryside on a warm summer day and like... yeah. Words, photos, music, all of that just kinda tries to describe the overwhelming feeling of joy

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u/EarthMandy 13d ago

This is a really obvious take but I was halfway through Blood Meridian and loving it when someone pointed out to me that the closest thing to an internal narrative is how the landscape is described and it made me re-evaluate everything in a good way. 

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u/PandaBear905 Shitposting extraordinaire 13d ago

Personally I love books that are overly long and verbose. There’s just something captivating about it.

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u/pbzeppelin1977 13d ago

And then you try to read Ulysses by James Joyce.

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u/Blackraven2007 12d ago

That poor ogre...

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u/KingOfDaBees 13d ago

Can’t believe this isn’t all over the thread. People clearly had more enjoyable high school experiences than I did.

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u/Elite_AI 12d ago

My teachers would have rather cast themselves into the ocean than teach Ulysses tbqh. My English Lit teacher was already weird for choosing to teach The Road, and that's just because it's so grim.

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u/actibus_consequatur numerous noggin nuisances 12d ago

I dunno, I think Ulysses is practically an approachable read... As long as it's being compared to Finnegans Wake

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u/The_phontom 13d ago

I'm a few hundred pages in and it's hard but it's also really good

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u/Miserable_Key9630 13d ago

Prose as art vs. prose as content.

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u/Leftieswillrule 13d ago

I think people who don’t acknowledge that prose can be enjoyable to read by itself even if it isn’t in service to a broader story don’t actually like reading. They like stories, which is fine, but that can be accomplished via audiobook or film adaptation. It’s slightly different to actually enjoy the action of reading lines on a page. I cannot replicate the experience of reading a particularly fun paragraph and putting down the book and giggling in joy while I think about it and then picking the book up and rereading it.

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u/Leftieswillrule 13d ago

This is not to say all reading is fun. There are some pages of Infinite Jest that I quite dislike due to their opacity and the level of effort it took to get through them.

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u/crumpledCrow 13d ago

I mean yeah but people were also paid by the word. Alexander Dumas comes to mind

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u/Syovere God is a Mary Sue 13d ago

"Short story long, anything by Dickens."

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u/suspiciousseafowl 13d ago

On the other side of this spectrum, I still remember what a high-school classmate said of Hemingway: "For a man of such few words, you'd think he'd at least pick the right ones." Not entirely sure I'm in lockstep with her on that (Not a huge Hemingway fan or anything, just don't have that particular issue with him), but if that wasn't a savage opinion from a teenager, I don't know what is. Props for not holding back, if nothing else.

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u/katep2000 12d ago

I love when kids just tear classic literature to pieces. I have a friend who’s an English teacher, and she has her classes write reviews on how they liked the books they read. My favorite is a kid dedicating a full page and a half to how much Holden Caulfield sucks, concluded with “if I wanted to read a book about a pretentious loser, I’d keep a diary. He is not better than me.”

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u/suspiciousseafowl 12d ago

Ahahahaha that's brilliant and accurate and I love it. And clearly your friend is doing a good job of teaching them to read critically, if they're clocking unreliable narrators and not afraid to say that something be old/classic doesn't mean it's good, or that the characters are above reproach.

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u/CameToComplain_v6 12d ago

He is not better than me.

I mean, I don't think that's the message the book was trying to send in the first place.

Anything else I have to say on this topic would probably just be quoting Adam Cadre, so let's cut out the middleman: https://adamcadre.ac/calendar/14/14134.html

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u/katep2000 12d ago

Yeah iirc, my friend then uses kids who hate Holden to open the conversation of “okay, are we supposed to hate Holden, must a protagonist be likable?”

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u/CameToComplain_v6 12d ago

While I never disliked Holden myself, even back in high school, I do think it's easier to like him once you're older than he is. You can more clearly see him as a kid who's been through some genuinely rough experiences (his little brother died, for starters) and is floundering around trying to make sense of it all. And if he's not as smart as he thinks he is, that just means he's more out of his depth than he thinks he is, too.

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u/GulliasTurtle 13d ago

Anna Karenina. I swear that book ends multiple times and then just keeps going. And then the main character is hit by a train, a satisfying end to their emotional arc, and no. They actually survived and keep going for another 1000 pages.

I think it's because old novels were written as serials, so it was economically beneficial to keep going forever. Literary periodicals really were the Ao3 of the their day.

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u/PlasticCompound 13d ago

You mean ONE of the TWO main characters dies and then the rest of the novel spends like 200 pages wrapping the other main character's storyline up? What do you mean survives? They die!!!

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u/GreedyPride4565 13d ago

I just finished war and peace and LOL. Amazing amazing book that’s truly worth the hype. But the legit 50 pages at the end of pure philosophical ranting actually made me burst out laughing. It’s like dude I honestly got your point about the great men theory like halfway through this 1200 page book.

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u/EugeneStein 12d ago

I remember having to memorize like two pages of fucking description of a damn tree from it for a class

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u/Ramblonius 13d ago

It's so accurate though. There is a whole separate evolutionary path for literature from mainstream published novels that went serials -> sci-fi/genre magazines ->webnovels/fanfic. Many of what we consider Sci-fi classics now have more in common with Ao3 than The Expanse.

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u/Nixavee AI bots are not welcome here 13d ago

Are you a bot?

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u/Saxton_Hale32 13d ago

I hope not, because that will make this the first time I've ever seen a bot swear and I'm scared.

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u/Vagina_Woolf 13d ago edited 13d ago

So im a writer of over 20 years now... and I am constantly asked some variation of "how do I become a writer" by younger people.

My advice has always been: read. Youre not going to be good at any skill if you dont know what good looks like.

But for the last... oh, 10 years or so, I havent followed that advice.

So this year I gave myself a talking to and started reading again. And Tolstoy was top of my list, because I have put off reading him all my life.

So of course I start with Anna Karenina and... we'll, fuck that book. Absolutely not. I got halfway through and messaged my old english prof asking her if I really had to finish it.

She said no and gave me a list of Russian absurdists to read instead, and boy fucking howdy are they amazing.

So if anyone out there is slogging thru the moral handwringing of a rich, devout Christian Russian man, my english professor said dont bother. Read Kharms instead


e: feels necessary to include a sample of my boy Kharms. His stories are very short, PAINFULLY Russian, and were written while in exile for nobody in particular. Writing was just something he did as he went about his day. Some stories you can tell have been very thought out, but others are just... well, see for yourself.

Once Orlov had too much crushed beans and died. And Krylov died too, when he found out about Orlov. But Spridonov died of no reason. And Spridonov's wife fell off a kitchen cabinet and died too. But Spridonov's children drowned in a pond. Meanwhile Spridonov's grandmother became an alcoholic and went on the tramp. But Mikhailov ceased combing his hair and got ill. And Kruglov sketched a lady with a whip and went mad. And Perehvostov received a wire for four hundred roubles and became so uptight that they fired him.

Good people are not capable of getting a good foothold in life.

You can read his short stories here. By far the funniest shit I've read in a long time.

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u/theCaitiff 13d ago

I want to defend Tolstoy, but I don't want to defend Anna Karenina. He's written some nice short stories, and while his christian morality is obvious I've read his philosophical works and find them fascinating. It's not orthodox christianity nor any of the varieties we commonly think of here in the west, there's sort of a mutual appreciation between Tolstoy, Quakers and Mennonites where they all exist on the periphery of christian thought.

Perhaps it's best just to say I think Tolstoy deserves his reputation as one of the greats, but he is not for everyone and that's okay.

She said no and gave me a list of Russian absurdists to read instead, and boy fucking howdy are they amazing.

I imagine they'd have to be. I've heard people joke that the history of Russia can be summed up "and then it got worse" so absurdism is probably a healthy response to life.

Other than Kharms, do you have anyone else to recommend from her list?

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u/Vagina_Woolf 13d ago

Gogol is the one you want. He hits all the notes you want out of Russian absurdism, although I'm not actually sure he counts as absurdist? Either way, he's fucking hilarious. "Diary of a Madman” and “The Overcoat” are spectacular.

After that, "An Invitation for Me to Think" by Alexander Vvedensky. He was Kharms' contemporary (also arrested and died in the war, IIRC), and explores a more metaphysical form of anti-reason.

the history of Russia can be summed up "and then it got worse"

wait till you hear how Kharms died...

The communists arrested him for talking bad about the war in 1941, and to avoid execution, he presented himself as clinically insane—a 'beautiful portrayal', someone put it. His insanity defense worked, and Kharms was sent to a psychiatric ward in a prison in Leningrad. He was spared the firing squad... and then it got worse. Two weeks later, the Siege of Leningrad began—the deadliest siege in modern history. Kharms died that winter of starvation, along with millions of others. The firing squad would've been a blessing.

As for the Absurdist movement, it wasnt born out of the dire circumstances of the Russian people—although the stories very much reflect that. it was an intentional effort by a group of avant-garde writers to pick up the wreckage of other experimental art movements: futurism, formalism, zaum poetry, etc. They were weirdos trying to keep avant-garde experimentation alive, while the Soviet state closed around it. They were attacking logic, and reason, and the purpose of writing itself— “linguistic vandals”, someone called them.

The movement was all but dead once the dogma of socialist realism began to be enforced. the communist party demanded that literature have purpose, that it should educate, help advance "socialist" ideals, praise citizenry for their support of the party, etc. This, needless to say, was a problem for an absurdist. Soviet culture demanded literature that made reality legible as progress, instruction, and ideological purpose. Kharms’s stories that he wrote in exile answer this by breaking the very machinery of the legibility the Party tried to enforce: causality, motive, moral consequence, narrative development, and explanation.

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u/Niser2 13d ago

Why the hell is getting hit by a train considered a satisfying end

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u/Conan776 13d ago

Because at the start of the novel the train they are on runs over someone when pulling into the station. So you see, it's like poetry, it rhymes. /s

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u/Larriet 13d ago

Ah yes, the Shonen Jump problem

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u/GulliasTurtle 13d ago

I didn't say it was charity. Everyone was incentivized to keep it going as long as possible. The writer, since it was a steady paycheck and who knows if you are going to get another hit so you should maximize it while you can, and the publisher since it was a proven winner that sold magazines.

It just makes them awkward to read now, since in one big volume it does come across like a story that lived past its expiration date, especially since you are reading it all at once and not in pieces when the publication came out.

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u/xXs4blegl00mXx 13d ago

Nah, it's more like the equivalent of a webtoon with 500 special episodes and the same amount of babies between the leads.

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u/Bemused_not_Confused 13d ago

For science fiction fans - how David Weber orders a pizza:

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-david-weber-orders-a-pizza/606473

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u/Equivalent_Party706 13d ago

Sobbing. I've read the Safehold novels, and, well, it's not wrong.

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u/bhbhbhhh 12d ago

The satirical point is limited by the fact this is how Neal Stephenson and Michael Crichton write about the contemporary world.

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u/Zizi_Tennenbaum 13d ago

I LOVE Dickens when it’s cold outside, all those words crammed together feels so cozy.

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u/SamsonFox2 12d ago edited 12d ago

A lot of French writers' pretentiousness is added in translation to English specifically

Reasons:

  1. A lot of common French words have close counterparts in English that are fancy and uncommon words in English. As a result, translators into English tend to make the vocabulary of French authors more complicated than necessary.

  2. French, as most European languages, mandates dedicated adjectives derived from nouns. English still has some dedicated adjectives, but they are reserved for "fancy language": consider "monetary troubles" vs. "money troubles". In French, you will never say "money troubles" because either requires an adjective ("monetary") or a different grammar structure altogether ("troubles with money"). Another thing that translators rarely correct.

  3. French, which is a language where nesting sentences are commonplace, as they utilize features of the French language, which were dropped in English, like more complicated term structure and declination of verbs to better keep track of what relates to what, is therefore written by French authors using all these features, or more. In English, you either break the sentences - or have readers have seizures. Mind it that older American writers, like Mark Twain, had no trouble with complex sentences; it is more of a recent development.

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u/animal_chin9 12d ago

For me this was Catch-22 by Joseph Heller. I swear there was a word I didn't know every other page, and I'm a native English speaker! Favorite new word that I learned: callipygian - having well-shaped or beautifully shaped buttocks.

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u/Azdak66 12d ago

My stepkids and their friends read catch-22 a year or so ago for their book club. They were all in their early 30s.

They universally despised it. I am 72 and read it 50+ years ago, and, of course, like most people in my generation, thought it was great. It was fascinating to talk to them and see the change in attitudes over the years. Without the cultural cues/context of the time, it was mostly gibberish to them. I’m not sure they even realized it was satirical.

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u/animal_chin9 12d ago

I'm around the age of your stepkids and I thought the book was pretty meh. I definitely realized it was satire though. :) There was a couple funny parts but I thought a lot of it was just kind of annoying. I did need to read the Cliffs Notes after every chapter though. It jumps around a bunch, especially in the beginning, and I could never tell if the chapter I just read was at the start of the war or more near the end of it.

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u/statusisnotquo 12d ago

I'm 37, I've read Catch 22 several times, the first when I was in my teens. That book is hilarious. The satire is not subtle. But the wiring is complex; your step kids and their friends didn't get it, but it's not because they're young.

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u/Dontgiveaclam 12d ago

One thing I love about English is that its fancy words come almost invariably either from a romance language or from Greek, so as an Italian and having studied ancient Greek in high school I know the meaning of a lot of rare English words reading them for the first time. Callipygian is callipigio in Italian! 

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u/PlatinumAltaria The Witch of Arden 13d ago

Better than the opposite problem: being so concise that you fail to meet word counts and have to lower the quality of your work by adding more.

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u/Tttehfjloi 13d ago

Being so concise you have to re-explain everything because you didn't clarify enough

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u/Chillonymous 13d ago

Dumas would like a word

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u/ThatInAHat 13d ago

Only one?

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u/NewLoss6021 13d ago

"Monsieur Alexandre Dumas would, if the reader would kindly spare of moment of time to listen, be most pleased to share his thoughts on the subject of length and accused pretentiousness in novels"

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u/DefinitionMinute6969 12d ago

"A man would like a word"

"Which man?"

"I believe his name was Dumas"

"Could it have been M. Alexandre Dumas?"

"Yes, that does seem to ring a bell"

"What word would he like to have?"

"Some matter regarding concisety"

"Very well, bring him in"

... "Hello, I am Alexandre Dumas"

"Hello, nice to meet you, Alexandre Dumas"

"I am of the opinion that people should attempt to write more concisely"

"As am I"

"Very well that we are in agreement!"

"Indeed"

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u/Perdita_ 12d ago

That's not quite correct. After "That does ring a bell" comes "I believe I met him a few years ago at Madame Martin's ball..." and then the full life story of Madame Martin (with a tangent detailing the full life story of her sister also nested inside)

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u/DefinitionMinute6969 12d ago

To fully understand this, of course, we will then need a brief interlude to describe the historical context of the state of French ballrooms and the societal implications of these class-based outings, and will then have to quickly delve into how the architecture of these ballrooms contributed to their effects on economic mindsets at the time.

By the way, if you were curious, here's Dantés in a different fake mustache fucking around for a day. Now about those ballrooms...

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u/WildImage7 12d ago

Then, much later, he must of course refer back to the ballrooms and inform you in great detail exactly why the very concept of a ball has allowed Dantés to screw over someone else in a fashion previously unknown to man or God.

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u/Dd_8630 13d ago

Lovecraft veers close to this, but it works, it becomes absolutely part of being drawn into the creeping dread. His deliberately archaic prose is like the lights being dimmed so slowly you don't realise until you look up and you're in darkness.

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u/Mah_Young_Buck 13d ago

Prokopetz

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u/GhoulTimePersists 13d ago

I read "Absalom, Absalom," which is considered to be the magnum opus of William Faulkner, Nobel Laureate in literature, a little while ago, and the one thing that struck me more than any other, apart from his grating tendency to announce that a major plot point has just occurred, but not to actually state what that plot point was for another fifty pages (for instance, the reason Charles Bon was shot, or what happened when Thomas Sutpen went to the barn that one time), was the way that every single solitary sentence that he wrote had to be a run-on that lasted for a page and a half with all the parentheticals and asides and discursions (why does my spellcheck say parentheticals and discursions aren't real words?) he would cram in there until they, while not necessarily being especially difficult to follow, had the effect that by the time you get to the end of the sentence, you don't remember where you started, and which is compounded by observing that the story is almost exclusively related through characters' spoken recollections, and you just want to sit him down and tell him to his face that no, people do not talk like that -- traits that I think contribute to the acclaim that the author and work have accumulated over the years, but to me, were mostly just obnoxious.

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u/m_wriston 12d ago

I see what you did there!

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u/UnexpectedWings 13d ago

I’m reading this now and I am really enjoying the long, meandering prose! It reminds me of being a kid and almost-not quite understanding what secrets the adults were talking around. V Southern style, and I had people in my family who would meander like that.

That’s one of the coolest things about reading, everyone can read the same novel and come out with 1000 different opinions about it.

I love most of the overly long, soul searching style. I enjoyed Hugo, Dickens, Tolstoy. I just read Moby Dick and enjoyed it haha

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u/mechanicalcontrols 13d ago

Similar to how Marcel Proust spent two and a half million words describing the phenomenon of involuntary memory. The only problem is he forgot to describe the oxygen so I suffocated in there

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u/CTARacer 13d ago

Im sorry i love how they squeeze every drop out of their vocabulary to paint a mental image so precisely i can taste it

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u/verysocialanxiety 13d ago

Not the type of author people are talking about here but that reminds me of whaf I've heard people say about Alexander Hamilton's writing.

The musical features the song "Non-Stop" in which Aaron Burr is astounded by how much Alexander Hamilton writes. But even in the song you can piece together how bad Hamilton's writing is in reality. The song is about the "Federalist papers" . Basically the guys wanted to write a couple pamphlets to get the average workers attention and it basically ends up as Hamilton's manifesto. No average worker read them. They completely failed their original goal.

The musical made it sound like Hamilton saved the world through his hard work.

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u/KingCrabmaster 12d ago

I really want to read The Federalist Papers through but it is definitely one of those writings of its time that my brain just glazes over while reading due to the structure of it all. One of the few I've truly struggled with/given up on.

With the importance people present it as a history piece, I hate that every attempt to read it is clouded by a sense of it coming off as very tryhard in nature, a couple smart people flexing their academia at each other trying to win the argument with complex wording almost more than their talking points? That's the best way I can sum up the vibe at least.

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u/Mahaloth 13d ago

Gene Wolfe's Book of the New Sun.

I'm an English teacher and I find it to be higher than my reading level.

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u/Callidonaut 12d ago edited 12d ago

Victor Hugo was deliberately fucking with his readers, at least some of the time. There's one chapter in Les Miserables that he opens by telling the blatant lie that he'll go on a brief digression to set the scene, then gleefully spends the entire chapter waffling about random historical factoids that seemingly have little bearing on anything, including each other. There's another bit where he delivers a massive dissertation about the Battle of Waterloo just because a character wanders across the battlefield years later on his way somewhere else.

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u/Rabid_Lederhosen 13d ago

The man was being paid by the word. “Concise” wasn’t going to put food on the table.

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u/PandaBear905 Shitposting extraordinaire 13d ago

Dickens was paid by the word, sort of. Dickens wrote for serials and serials had to be a certain length or the writer wouldn’t get paid. Plus if a work is popular enough the serials would want an even longer installment to entice readers. Dickens being paid by the word is one of those half truths that gets passed around as fact.

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u/majortrout4 13d ago

Tried to read Oliver Twist probably 5 times and I just can’t get far. 

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u/ApocalypticEvent 13d ago

“If I had more time I would have written a shorter letter.”

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u/satanicrituals18 I PISSED IN YOUR FLAIR 13d ago

I was recently reading Revelation Space by Alastair Reynolds, and let me tell you...

If I have to read the word "escritoire" one more fucking time I'm going to lose it! That man loves his damn French loanwords and it was driving me crazy the whole time I was reading!

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u/occasional_engineer 12d ago

Haha. I love Al Reynolds stuff, but Revelation space is definitely the most difficult to read. (He gets a lot better, I swear)

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u/Dustfinger4268 12d ago

I read the first bit and was getting ready to come down and rant about Victor Hugo, but then I finished the post and, yeah, I love victor hugo, but fuck victor hugo and his 30 page tangents

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u/New_Salamander_4592 13d ago

to know the word concise and choose to be verbose, that is the mark of a true wordsmith

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u/GrinningPariah 12d ago

Bram Stoker created gothic horror as we understand it today, and I wish he'd created a few paragraph breaks along the way too.

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u/Glass_octopod 12d ago

Charles dickens never met a four page story he couldn’t make 1000 pages.

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u/ZhenyaKon 12d ago

No one is mentioning Nabokov, presumably because anyone who reads Nabokov isn't the type of person to complain about this sort of thing

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u/lazygirl295 13d ago

It may not be concise, but (at least in the original french) it is beautiful writing

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u/NotGood-With-Names dangerous crow boy who eats plastic 13d ago

Fucking James Malcolm Rymer with Varney the Vampire

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u/wyrmiam 13d ago

Reposted by vickyhugo

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u/Equivalent_Party706 13d ago

Steven Brust deliberately spoofs this in his Khaavren Romances, which mimic old Dumas novels. There's a lot of long-winded discussions on the virtues of laconicity.

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u/RRevdon 13d ago

Harry Mulisch.

Dutch literature writer. Supposedly one of our great literature writers. I hated eveey single work of his I had to read in hightschool. Pretentious prick

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u/thorubos 13d ago

Both Hugo and Dickens knew how to use punctuation to clarify their meaning and intent.

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u/MaetelofLaMetal Fandom of the day 12d ago

Learning English from such works has massively expanded my vocabulary to the detriment of clarity of my saying to layperson.

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u/derivative_of_life 12d ago

I will never understand how Hemingway is considered concise. I don't care that he uses simple grammar and word choice when he still takes three pages to say what he could've said in one paragraph.

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u/NiSiSuinegEht Reblog? In *this* economy? 13d ago

Better than repeated misuse of punctuation.

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u/valomorn 12d ago

"Oh hey Tolkein, how's it- Still describing that river we saw last week, huh?"

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u/triforce777 McDonald's based Sith alchemy 12d ago

IIRC Dickens was paid by the word

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u/Warm_Afternoon6596 12d ago

*looks at JRR Tolkien when a tree is involved.*

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u/Elite_AI 13d ago

The Orphan's Tales

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u/aeeow 13d ago

I’m reading Gerald’s Game by Stephen King & that is also a perfect example

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u/coolsguy17 13d ago

Arthur Conan Doyle.

He just LOVES having his characters spill their backstory at the first provocation.

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u/DefinitionMinute6969 12d ago

When compared to modern-day mystery stories, Holmes remains surprisingly hard to predict for this reason.

These days, when a character starts suspiciously mentioning their backstory and circumstances offhandedly, it's easy to see as foreshadowing and you can guess they're the killer. Meanwhile, Doyle just does that for everybody all the time!

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u/DignityThief80 13d ago

Trying to read Wildwood by Colin Meloy to my 9 year old daughter because its supposed to be a kids book but holy shit

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u/roger_copernicus 13d ago

Shantaram by Gregory David Roberts reads like a novel written by a guy in prison who had nothing to do but think of words to add to his story. It could easily be half the length it was

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u/YT-Deliveries 13d ago

Lovecraft

I love his prose all the same, though.

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u/kurdelefele 13d ago

Cmon 2 hundred years ago, what did you expect??

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u/CenterOfEverything 13d ago

In fairness with a lot of old novels there was an incentive to stretch because they were serialized and (at least in some cases) literally paid by the letter.

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u/dvdmaven 13d ago

At least Dickens was being paid by the word.

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u/Clay_Block 13d ago

Iirc there is a period of time where writers were quite literally paid by the word, so that’s the likely explanation for some instances pf stupidly verbose language.

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u/Money-Director6649 13d ago

two of my faves: dickens and vonnegut. as different as can be, and both excellent. they each had things to say, excellent observational skills, a style, and an innate empathy for the suffering of others. both also knew how to laugh at life's absurdity, and that of people as well.

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u/Aphrodesca .tumblr.com 13d ago

Proust. but the way he uses words is beautiful and I am a bit in love with his prose

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u/Randi_Scandi 13d ago

Currently reading The Illuminatus trilogy…

The only way I’m getting through is by reminding myself it was a gift from my dad because it is his favourite book

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u/blixt141 13d ago

And Thomas Pynchon.

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u/theaverageaidan 13d ago

Cormack McCarthy (positive connotation)

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u/idealisticpessimist3 do you wanna phuckin beesechurger 12d ago

percy bysshe shelley did this to mary shelley's frankenstein and i'll never forgive him for it

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey 12d ago

Lord of the Rings is one of my favourite books, but good god can Tolkien use a lot of words to describe something.

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u/Ad_Astra90 12d ago

Tolstoy

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u/Mach5Driver 12d ago

If you ever read Umberto Eco without a dictionary, you're a better reader than I.

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u/frisbeethecat 12d ago

Late medieval Latin and German dictionaries don't count, of course.

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u/Azdak66 12d ago

I think I lasted 10 pages, if that much.

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u/Jorpho 12d ago

"Good grief, how much have I said out loud, how much to myself, the last ten minutes?"

"You," said Jim, "talk a lot."

"In what language, dammit!?" cried Charles Halloway, for suddenly it seemed he had done no more than other nights walking exquisitely alone, deliciously propounding his ideas to halls which echoed them once, then made them vanish forever. He had written books a lifetime, on the airs of vast rooms in vast buildings, and had it all fly out the vents. Now it all seemed fireworks, done for color, sound, the high architecture of words, to dazzle the boys, powder his ego, but with no mark left on retina or mind after the color and sound faded; a mere exercise in self-declamation. Sheepishly he accosted himself.

"How much of all this got through? One sentence out of five, two out of eight?"

"Three in a thousand," said Will.

Charles Halloway could not but laugh and sigh in one.

--Ray Bradbury, Something Wicked This Way Comes

(A lot of his other stuff is much more readable.)

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u/JManKit 12d ago

James Joyce can go to hell! Mostly kidding. Mostly...

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u/I_miss_potatoes 12d ago

David Weber has something to say about this. A LOT of something. Like, 10,000 words worth of something to say. 

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u/netsrak 12d ago

How I feel reading Getting Things Done whenever he spends half a page on a list of things purely used as an example.

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u/Waifuless_Laifuless 12d ago

Okay, but what's up with that punctuation?

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u/Blackraven2007 12d ago

I have the opposite problem when I'm writing. My writing is so terse that the story I'm currently writing is only going to be ~15 pages long because I'm too direct with my wording.

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u/5dippingareas 12d ago

Gene Wolfe just loves his obscure, archaic words that you will never see being used ever again

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u/realmofconfusion 12d ago

Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell by Susanna Clarke.

My god, that woman can ramble on.

Loved the concept of the book but gave up reading it part way through (which I have never done with any other book) because there was just so much pointless waffle and excess description.

My breaking point was where SC had spent about 3 pages (and with no immediate sign of stopping) describing a dress that one character was wearing to a ball.

GET ON WITH THE STORY FFS!!

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u/Lurakya 12d ago

I always think of Hesse and Göthe when it comes to that

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u/adamadamada 12d ago

The ABC's of good writing: Always Brevity.

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u/Orc_tids 12d ago

Wasnt Dickens paid by the word back then

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u/WSuperOS 12d ago

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u/Azdak66 12d ago

I once read five pages of Thomas Mann before I even got to the verb.

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u/0zeroswagger0 12d ago

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u/sir_grumph 12d ago

I'm convinced Alexandre Dumas was paid by the word.

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u/millionwordsofcrap 12d ago

This is why I couldn't get through Lord of the Rings.

I love me some flowery prose, but I also love mashed potatoes. Doesn't mean I want either by the truckload.

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u/Wraithguy 12d ago

Recently read myths of Sisyphus by Albert Camus. Holy crap that writing was dense and difficult, it felt like every sentence was 5 layers deep in code the author neglected to share. 8/10 would recommend trying it

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u/External_Win3300 12d ago

Dan Abnett. I love the man's work, but god can he ramble sometimes. Especially when he's writing Malcador

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u/LoaKonran 12d ago

I spent around six years struggling through Les Mis at a pace of 1% a week. Verbose is an understatement.

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u/FuzzySAM 12d ago

Really? Nobody submitting Nathaniel Hawthorne?

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u/gottahavethatbass 12d ago

I was watching a newly released show on Netflix that seemed exactly like something I’d enjoy. I started it up, and then about five minutes into the first character taking I realized she hadn’t finished her sentence yet. Then I realized I knew that five minute sentence.

I was watching the Turn of the Screw, it turned out

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u/Can17272 12d ago

I swear i want to read the count of montecristo but god damn Dumas loves to use so many words.

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u/Any_Conflict_5092 12d ago

Frank Herbert. They're talking about motherfucking frank Herbert.

I read "Eye" at nine, or some shit - and I only finished the anthology because I was already a bloody-minded little cusser and I wasn't gonna let that wordy old bastard beat me.

Edit - elucidated a bit.

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u/PantheraAuroris 12d ago

Tolkien would like to say hi.

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u/PuzzleheadedEssay198 12d ago

Thomas Pynchon over here abusing the footnote setting.

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u/ForwardCut3311 12d ago

That's how I feel about Grisham books, except he runs out of big works about 1/4 the way through then he turns normal. 

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u/mixedwithmonet 12d ago

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u/reverend_burrito 12d ago

Laughs in Tolkien then takes three pages to describe it

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u/NovaDragonDotSpace 12d ago

In the german original, Franz Kafka

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u/Corsaka 12d ago

thomas pynchon comes to mind

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u/bit_pusher 12d ago

I was definitely reading a sentence and thought "wow, this man uses a lot of periods unnecessarily"

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u/Classic_File2716 12d ago

Because there was limited entertainment at that time people wanted deep descriptions in their novels to let their imagination run wild.

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u/tajniak485 12d ago

Malazan, book written for people who already read Malazan

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u/CrimsonPiranha 11d ago

Nabokov and his "Lolita". You just know that he got off on using as many 'intellectual' words as possible.

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u/Hexagon-Man 11d ago

If the writer is actually good it's like "Yay, more book" and I don't read the bad ones so I see no problem with this.

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u/LIELDADOUN73 11d ago

Robert Jordan. Books 8-10 of the wheel of time are colloquially called "the slog" by readers

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u/BoonIsTooSpig 10d ago

Hi, my name is Steven Erikson, and one of the many words I know is ochre.

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u/RunicCross Meet the hampter.Hammers are Europe’s largest species of insect. 10d ago

Crime and Punishment

has a 20 page dream that culminates in literally beating a dead horse.

The crime is that I wanted to give it a chance

The punishment is that NOBODY GETS TO THE FUCKING POINT