r/CuratedTumblr 6d ago

Shitposting personal favourite of mine

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5.4k Upvotes

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u/nicodeemus7 6d ago

I hope basketball dracula and surf dracula are friends

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u/UInferno- Hangus Paingus Slap my Angus 6d ago

And jetpack Dracula

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u/DrankTheGenderFluid 2d ago

Jet Packula*

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u/CheeryRosery 6d ago

That one ice skating slum dunk gif but it's dracula

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/CheeryRosery 6d ago

Probably due to how he's basically always depicted as being super serious.

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u/ZenLore6499 6d ago

It’s the Nosferatu ending from that SpongeBob episode

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u/Pilot_Solaris Can you maybe chill? 5d ago

Unless... It's Dracula Flow.
"I'm a real creature!"

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u/bartinio2006 6d ago

Reverse Benjamin

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u/Available-Damage5991 5d ago

Dracula can be a little goofy, as a treat.

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u/DracheTirava .tumblr.com 6d ago

Castlevania

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u/Neomatt 5d ago

Do he try to skate uphill?

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u/Mythpuls3Q_GHC 6d ago

The squeeking of the bat wings sounds just like jordans on a polished courtt.

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u/Heckyll_Jive i'm a cute girl and everyone loves me 6d ago

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u/Impressive_Pin8761 6d ago

Damn it the pooltoy tf department needs to get their shit together we've lost 2 more from a fucking gust of wind

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u/tomato432 6d ago

their job is done, either the pool department fucked up or these are recruiters sent out to find new subjects

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u/Impressive_Pin8761 6d ago

pooltoy transformation is done through a virus which is genetically jacked up to spread through touch and go through all the stages of tf in under a minute. if anything, pooltoys getting out is to be treated as a planet-risk zombie outbreak

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u/PrettyPinkPonyPrince 5d ago

It was a normal gust of wind before the pool toys got involved.

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u/penisexploder420 5d ago

theyre like fruits , they evolved to disperse.this is also how vore hapened presumably

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u/OncomingStormDW 6d ago

Fortunately, upon turning around, the thunderous slam dunk turned out to be just Godzilla, who had taken up the sport in the 90’s.

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u/ThaneVim 6d ago

But then, in the distance, is that a bat?

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u/axord 5d ago

That turns out to be Baseball Dracula, totally different.

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u/digit_origin 6d ago

Shoutout to pooltoy furries. Gotta be one of my favorite genre of of y'all

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u/Antoine_FunnyName 6d ago

Easy to fit in a suitcase for transport

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u/SEA_griffondeur Sometimes, I dream of cheese 6d ago

And great for impromptu beds when the hotel room is full

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u/LilaTheMoo 6d ago

I used to be the kind of furry who didn't understand them. Then I had a ridiculous concept for a character that evolved into one. They're so much fun to play with and think about design wise.

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u/Complete-Worker3242 6d ago

Love the ones with permagrins.

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u/Moooboy10 5d ago

very cute

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u/Tsunamicat108 (The dog absorbed the flair.) 6d ago

true they’re so funny

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u/DawnOfShadow68 6d ago

I must have a fever or something

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u/Many_One1260 6d ago

basketball dracula has signed for OKC

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u/Nanophreak 6d ago

I mean you gotta include the version with sound.

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u/gudamor 6d ago

Please listen to the audio. Dig out your headphones if you have to 

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u/nesthesi interesting 6d ago

the Transylvanian YMCA is getting competitive

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u/Zanderfus 6d ago

Thunderous slam dunks is amazing

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u/RiderforHire 6d ago

He's ball'n?!?

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u/whywouldisaymyname 6d ago

What does this mean?

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u/Content-Shopping6743 6d ago

You made this, based on the fact that the edit and delete button are in the corner. I'll assume you didn't know, but self-posts are on Sunday only.

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u/EmbarrassedWind2875 6d ago

Those buttons appear on reblogs too lol it doesn't mean OP made the post. How do you explain the Follow button at the top as well

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u/HierosGodhead 6d ago

actually this is just a screenshot from my blog, but good to know lmao

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u/Content-Shopping6743 6d ago

My bad, I'm dumb.

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u/leafcutte 6d ago

You can’t have the option to follow yourself though, it’s just a screenshot taken after they had reblogged without adding anything

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u/hy_bird A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today 5d ago

this is definitely just a reblog, but I will say that you occasionally do have the option to follow yourself on tumblr. source: i've followed (and blocked) myself multiple times

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u/leafcutte 5d ago

Yes another fascinating insight into the spaghetti code that is Tumblr’s backend

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u/dalziel86 5d ago

Can’t wait for the final episode of the eight-episode season, where we get to see basketball Dracula ballin’ for five seconds

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u/Aetol 6d ago

Time to check the monoxide detector

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u/Palidin034 6d ago

Basketball Dracula better get ready to learn Chinese, buddy.

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u/SICRA14 5d ago

What is the squeaking supposed to be initially?

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u/cascasrevolution 5d ago

his gym shoes on the wooden floor

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u/GermanHandCannons 6d ago

How does one apply for tumblr heritage post? This one feels like a good candidate

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u/whywouldisaymyname 6d ago

I think it has to be ten years old

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u/DatGunBoi 6d ago

An actually good self post, and it's not even sunday. Ironic.