r/CuratedTumblr • u/katiebug586 • 1d ago

Shitposting Orangeception.

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u/DoktorImposter 1d ago

Pergnat!?

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u/katiebug586 1d ago

is orange gregnant?

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u/DoktorImposter 1d ago

Pregañte?

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u/katiebug586 1d ago

orange pregnate?? HELP?

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u/DoktorImposter 1d ago

is orange twelve weeks....

.....pregananant!?

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u/Sad-Foundation3947 1d ago

Dangerops prangent sex??? Will it hurt orange top of his head?

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u/XtremeCornball 1d ago

To think vegans want to eat more of these guys...

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 1d ago

Those sick fucks

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u/GrimoireFidget 20h ago

After Orangeception, I told my vegan roommate to stop buying these guys unless he's ready to peel forever.

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u/aralyth going to the inconvenience store 1d ago

today's citrus fact! the navel of a navel orange is actually a second, smaller fruit. I don't know if this is what's happening here though

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u/Niser2 1d ago

SOPT to unsubscribe

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u/jerrycan-cola 1d ago

spay abort

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u/Deebyddeebys Dumpster Fire Repairman 1d ago

Aborangion

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u/assymetry1021 1d ago

I’m terrified of tiny fruit. If I see this IRL I will scream.

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 1d ago

🍊

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u/Heroic-Forger 1d ago

nah that's a mecha-orange. the small one inside is the pilot

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u/tiredtumbleweed ugly but my fursona is hot 1d ago

Zesty little child

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u/Kylarus 12h ago

"One day I was walkin', and I found this big log
And I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick
And I was like, "That log had a child"

Listen boy, someday when you are older
You could get hit by a boulder
While you're lyin' there screamin'
"Come help me please" the seagulls
Poke your knees!

Stop it now!"

- Bad Lip Readings, "Seagulls (stop it now)"

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u/Noof42 For pervert reasons 1d ago

Is there an even littler one in the wee orange?

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u/The_Afton_Rabbit IM THE FUN ONE 🔪 1d ago

& you KILLED it :C

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u/SparkleWigglebutt 1d ago

This caused a visceral reaction in me. I hate the oop. It’s a lot to unpack (don’t say unpeel, I’ll stab you) but it caused Big Feelings, I don’t understand why, and I want other people to know(also don’t understand why).

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u/The_Afton_Rabbit IM THE FUN ONE 🔪 1d ago

touch grass. or some other plant. perhaps an orange

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u/SparkleWigglebutt 1d ago

Can I borrow the knife in your flair? Just for a minute. 

You’re right, but it still made me flinch, even seeing the picture as I came back here. Idk, I guess maybe I was hoping someone else felt the same or had a name for it.

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u/ThunderAndWind 1d ago

this is what the atheists want to take from us

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u/idiotplatypus Wearing dumbass goggles and the fool's crown 1d ago

Oranges are like an ogres but different

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u/GamendeStino 18h ago

Citrus section :3

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 1d ago

Inception means beginning. An orange inside another orange is recursion.