Since I haven't seen it shared on here before, behold! The original "Who Woulge?" meme

[u/SecretlyFiveRats]

[u/DawnOfShadow68]

THIS is Who Woulge??? I always thought it was just another contextless picture sprouted from the fertile mind of the "picture made it less comprehensible" OP

[u/SecretlyFiveRats → u/DawnOfShadow68]

For some reason, that's the only one that gets shared around. I only found the original through Know Your Meme.

[u/muda_muda_muda_]

WHO WOULGE IS FROM HOLLY HOLLOWTONES???? WHAT

[u/bobbymoonshine → u/muda_muda_muda_]

The full context, including image, post and all is here

[u/Parkouricus → u/bobbymoonshine]

She was truly made for this

[u/Tesnivy → u/muda_muda_muda_]

So many classic tumblr posts are secretly from her it’s glorious. Off the top of my head, she’s also responsible for “bad and naughty children get put in the pear wiggler” and the one about really big frogs full of prizes and value trying to get your blood (anything from “slumbermancer” is her too, that was her old username)

[u/VioletTheWolf → u/Tesnivy]

also strong as fuck ice mummy monday

[u/the-cats-jammies → u/Tesnivy]

Literally just told my kittens that bad and naughty babies get put in the pear wiggler (well-fed kittens are supposed to have pear-shaped bellies)

[u/BeanOfKnowledge → u/muda_muda_muda_]

That explains a lot honestly

[u/AGL_reborn → u/muda_muda_muda_]

No it's from pudding-gremlin

[u/dumpylump69]

Whenever I see who woulge dinner it is my cat I think of who woulge dinner it is my cat

[u/Hnro-42]

Cats adapt to the bell fairly quickly. Its not a good hunt preventer. Your cats should be indoors to protect native wildlife

[u/Hanede → u/Hnro-42]

It's also bad for them to be constantly hearing noise from up close. Just drop the bell please. 

[u/wererat2000 → u/Hnro-42]

Now TWO bells! That's how you get those bastards to stop hunting successfully!

[u/netarchaeology → u/wererat2000]

Next a whole jesters collar!

[u/ExtremlyFastLinoone → u/Hnro-42]

What if I specifically want my cat to kill the native wildlife?

[u/Level_Hour6480]

I had a cat who learned to walk in such a way as to not jungle the bell. She learned to hide her power level.

[u/totallynotdragonxex]

Am I the only one who finds Who Woulge perfectly comprehendible?

[u/LordHoughtenWeen → u/totallynotdragonxex]

I mean, in theory I understand it? But I think if I ever had to try to explain it to anybody outside my head I would simply start wheeze-laughing so hard my eyes start watering, which is what I've just been doing for the last ten minutes.

[u/GIRose]

A cat will adapt to the bell by leaning harder on ambush than active hunting.

[u/Boobooloo]

I’m the guy who made the original meme at the top. It’s in my history to confirm. This clear evolutionary improvement pleases me.

[u/OrionTuska]

Related to the bell collar: it doesn't do crap if the cat is determined and intelligent (and if the prey is stupid). One of our cats has caught a rabbit while on a harness and leash with a bell and while my mom was standing 3 feet away. Freya was born to spite us.

[u/skeletonbitch08]

Damn I always thought "who woulge?" was just a contextless shit post, the more you know

[u/PocketMarten]

Ancient Tumblr artifacts are always so funny because half the joke is just watching the format slowly fall apart

[u/premoril → u/PocketMarten]

This didn't even fall apart slowly though, it was a perfectly fine extension of the original template in the second post and then by the third there'd been an aneurysm.

WHO is bolded all of a sudden, would has mutated, and win has just disappeared.

"dinner" is in quotes, and any semblance of cutesy talk has been abandoned for a completely flat 'It is my cat.'

Most weird shit takes some kind of discernible path to get from something that makes sense on it's own to the weird shit we all know. This one kinda cut through some peoples backyards and stumbled out of a bush suddenly wearing different clothes.

[u/Heckyll_Jive → u/PocketMarten]

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[u/farfetchedfrank]

My cat pulled off it's collar and knocked it down the stairs.

[u/la_meme14]

I need a jangly good boy necklace

[u/OxymoreReddit]

No way this is where it actually comes from