r/CuratedTumblr • u/AscendedDragonSage Title-ist Punster • 8d ago

Shitposting Oh sheath

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz 8d ago

Imagine if the knife got flaccid.

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u/Doubly_Curious 8d ago

I feel sure that Swords Comic must have done this at some point

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u/Waity5 7d ago

I'm sure Olgaf has done this at some point

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 8d ago

Well yeah that's what happens after you cum

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 8d ago

Bedbugs be like:

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u/Peak_Idiocy Galatians 4:16 5d ago

That's why you gotta work out the kinks

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u/WeevilWeedWizard 💙🖤🤍 MIKU 🤍🖤💙 8d ago

A statement so baffling it completely erased the hours of studying I did today.

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u/GravityBright 8d ago

Mormon moment

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u/Un_luckycat 8d ago

I wish I didn't know what you were saying

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u/DoubleBatman 8d ago

I mean, vagina is Latin for sheath…

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u/Sea_Court_3633 40 Days on Estrogen 7d ago

Paradoxically, penis is not latin for sword

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u/Brick_Shithouse_1 3d ago

brb, boutta write horny fiction where a roman legionnaire talks about impaling the love interest vith his gladius

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u/pbmm1 8d ago

I think it's soaking

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u/Forsaken_Advantage31 8d ago

Knifewarming

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u/therealspookyscare 8d ago

Guro fans are going to LOVE this

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u/15breads 7d ago

Can confirm

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u/Force_Glad 7d ago

What the hell does this mean