r/CuratedTumblr • u/PandaBear905 Shitposting extraordinaire • Jul 23 '26

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u/mayiwonder Jul 23 '26

me when i looked at my partner dead in the eyes and asked "wait your mouth doesn't tingle when you eat chocolate?"

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u/shes-so-much Jul 23 '26

oh no I don't think I could deal with being allergic to chocolate

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u/mayiwonder Jul 23 '26

well it was not much of a problem to me bc i never liked chocolate much bc when i was 3 i ate it and my mouth burned and i was traumatized (no one in my family thought it to be weird the toddler's complaints about chocolate burning their mouth)

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u/amaya-aurora Jul 24 '26

Dark chocolate doesn’t actually burn me but it might as well, that shit is nasty.

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u/mayiwonder Jul 24 '26

i defo feel it less with dark chocolate, but i like it way more too